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The Bible says "test the spirit". Well I tested Jesus and he failed BIG TIME.

 
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will you forgive Him?
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Good Question!.......I think I will. It's the right thing to do. Thanks
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If you tested the spirit and didn't get what you wanted then the simplest explanation is what you wanted was not good or needed or even at least not ready for this particular time. What if by destiny for a greater unseen purpose, you are to have nothing of what your heart longs for? You are a spirit in the body and you're life with only make total sense after you're dead. God does not give as the world gives. Chances are you are longing for things of the creature and flesh which is counter productive to why you exist.

John 14:27) - "Peace I leave with you; My peace I give to you; not as the world gives, do I give to you. Let not your heart be troubled, nor let it be fearful.
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How right you are! I wanted help, I didn't get it.
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OP, The LORD will provide you with the peanut butter and jelly, but it is up to you to make the sandwich.

Listen, I thought the same as you before, until one day....

Thread: Do u have a friend that is a prostitute/stripper or work in the sex industry?

I hope you read this.

If you did, then reply back here, as The LORD has given me SPECIFIC INSTRUCTION TO BRING PEOPLE TO HIM.

I await your reply, because then I will tell you HOW to speak to and come to The LORD.

This may be the most important thing you ever come across.

I await your reply.
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If you tested the spirit and didn't get what you wanted then the simplest explanation is what you wanted was not good or needed or even at least not ready for this particular time. What if by destiny for a greater unseen purpose, you are to have nothing of what your heart longs for? You are a spirit in the body and you're life with only make total sense after you're dead. God does not give as the world gives. Chances are you are longing for things of the creature and flesh which is counter productive to why you exist.

John 14:27) - "Peace I leave with you; My peace I give to you; not as the world gives, do I give to you. Let not your heart be troubled, nor let it be fearful.
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How right you are! I wanted help, I didn't get it.
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OP, The LORD will provide you with the peanut butter and jelly, but it is up to you to make the sandwich.

Listen, I thought the same as you before, until one day....

Thread: Do u have a friend that is a prostitute/stripper or work in the sex industry?

I hope you read this.

If you did, then reply back here, as The LORD has given me SPECIFIC INSTRUCTION TO BRING PEOPLE TO HIM.

I await your reply, because then I will tell you HOW to speak to and come to The LORD.

This may be the most important thing you ever come across.

I await your reply.
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I don't know anyone in the porn industry. But if I did I would not judge them, not my job.I already know how to come to the Lord, so, no thanks. You need to read your post again, I don't mean to offend but. That's Vanity.
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I don't know anyone in the porn industry. But if I did I would not judge them, not my job.I already know how to come to the Lord, so, no thanks. You need to read your post again, I don't mean to offend but. That's Vanity.
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You can think vanity all you want - The LORD saved me after 15yrs of crime.

Later He came to me to comfort me, after discovering how satan really works (like a snake - that is able to weave in and out of your considerations undetected)...

But You said you asked and did not receive, The LORD says ask and you shall receive.

What were you asking for?

How is it you say you would not judge and then you turn around and judge me?

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God will give you want you need, not what you want. That's why the Lord's Prayer is for "daily bread" and "thy will be done." You have the moment and nothing more.
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"Do not test the Lord your GOD."
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
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The problem is I do understand. Jesus has spoken "keep on suffering" enough said.
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So? Suffer like a good soldier for Christ, then!

Thou therefore endure HARDNESS as a good soldier of Jesus Christ.

I have it on good authority that Jesus hates WHINING!! Yea? you know, he hasn't "gotten" me what I want... yet... but, what good is it to complain? WHO ON EARTH rewards a whiner? Should God??

Be happy with what you've got,... or you might lose a hand,... car wreck... disease...the list goes on.


I have trouble being grateful, but, at least I don't have blood shooting out of every orifice, and I don't have flies laying their eggs in my open wounds,... sooooo,... take it or leave it then...
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I don't know anyone in the porn industry. But if I did I would not judge them, not my job.I already know how to come to the Lord, so, no thanks. You need to read your post again, I don't mean to offend but. That's Vanity.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


You can think vanity all you want - The LORD saved me after 15yrs of crime.

Later He came to me to comfort me, after discovering how satan really works (like a snake - that is able to weave in and out of your considerations undetected)...

But You said you asked and did not receive, The LORD says ask and you shall receive.

What were you asking for?

How is it you say you would not judge and then you turn around and judge me?
 Quoting: nwo_watcher_911


OP has "Porn Star Praying for a Boner" Syndrome.

What? Is God your pimp???


Shouldn't you love Jesus even though He may SEEM to destroy you? Burn the body, save the soul?
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OP has "Porn Star Praying for a Boner" Syndrome.

What? Is God your pimp???


Shouldn't you love Jesus even though He may SEEM to destroy you? Burn the body, save the soul?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10777137


Perhaps... This is how friends of mine who are jewish are able to come together on issues with me, as we are usually saying the same things but in a different way.

God would be the ultimate pimp, as we were created (man) to praise and worship God, but we have our own free will. So it is a test, similar to how a prostitute gives 100% of her money to her Pimp - she doesn't have to, but she wants to, because then he can do 100% for her - I hate to use the analogy but it works.. What hoe would give her pimp 50% and then when it comes to bail out of jail, what happens? Pimp says I only have 50% cuz thats all you gave me?? LOL!!

But yes, You should Love The LORD with all your Heart. Job did not curse The LORD like satan predicted...

yoda
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Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
 Quoting: notgonna




The problem is I do understand. Jesus has spoken "keep on suffering" enough said.
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Oh ye who have little faith.
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I no longer have ANY faith.
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Did you ever think that maybe God was testing your faith? To see if you would still serve Him if your prayers were answered or not? Sometimes it's a matter of "I'll still serve you no matter what!"
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
 Quoting: notgonna




The problem is I do understand. Jesus has spoken "keep on suffering" enough said.
 Quoting: Doom-Tard


Very interesting what you choose to delete and keep from the original post...

Think about it - you are simply not open to the answers AND blessings you've been given...

I think your attitude iright now is simply not evident of walking in the spirit or of bearing fruit - perhaps until you change this you will not get the fellowship with the Spiritt or the Son you are seeking...
James 1:2-4 Dear brothers and sisters, when troubles come your way, consider it an opportunity for great joy. For you know that when your faith is tested, your endurance has a chance to grow. So let it grow, for when your endurance is fully developed, you will be perfect and complete, needing nothing.
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I think your attitude right now is simply not evident of walking in the spirit or of bearing fruit - perhaps until you change this you will not get the fellowship with the Spirit or the Son you are seeking...
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I read it differently than you did. I read that the OP wasn't seeking fellowship but was testing to see whether God can be controlled to do what the OP wants. OP got his/her answer.

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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Here let me help you out. I was in the same predicament. I was brought up a church-going, bible-believing Christian. I still believe in God but much differently. You have been brain-washed to believer that your prayers will be answered. When they aren't answered and you rightfully respond with indignation or anger and bring this to a pastor, christian friend, etc.. they will respond with either of the following cursory responses:

1.) "You must have been praying for something material"
2.) "Sometimes when God answers prayer, the answer is no"
3.) "God does things on his time" or my personal favorite:
4.) " I guess it wasn't God's will"

Let me set the record straight. This is bull-shit. It is nothing more than a cop-out for those who have been brain-washed by the church and can't reason for themselves enough to see that there is nothing in the Bible that says God is going to answer our prayers. I believe you may be referring to Jesus' words where he states "Anything that you ask for in my Father's name, you shall receive." If this is the case, I'm going to clear this up.

First of all, there are no limitations to these instructions. You could pray for anything...from a nice hot bowl of soup to asking to win the lotto...or for guidance with spiritual matters. Again, no limitations. So that leaves us with 2 possibilities: a) Jesus is a liar or B)He is not. There is a little more to the B) part actually because this explains everything. Are you ready? Jesus was talking to his disciples people. He was not talking to you...or....me or anyone from this day and age but to his disciples only. They were special. They were chosen by him to spread the gospel and convince a lot of people that Jesus was the Messiah and son of God. In taking on that arduous task, they may have to ask for a little extra help. And as Jesus told them, they would be given anything they asked for.

When I came to this realization, a lot of the anger that I had toward God for not answering my prayers disappeared. Jesus didn't promise me this so I really have no right to be angry at him or God for that matter. That's what happens though when the words of scripture are twisted into what we want them to say instead of what they actually say. A lot of things in the Bible are twisted that way. Read it like you would a book. Read it in context, read it the way it is presented grammatically and don't make it say what you want it to and you will come to a much better understanding as to what it really says. Albeit, an understanding that will conflict with the beliefs of most church-going or fundamentalist Christians but you know what? I'm OK with that. There are thousands of Protestant denominations and they all believe they are right. Go figure.
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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Listen I've got bigger fish to fry today but I feel compassion for your situation...

Just know it sounds like from your post you don't understand about testing the Spirit or prayer (different things)...

Study, study some more, lean into faith, examine, love - then report back.
 Quoting: notgonna


Yes that's typical religitard crap for you. Just believe....just have faith....whatever you do don't use your rational mind.
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God will give you want you need, not what you want. That's why the Lord's Prayer is for "daily bread" and "thy will be done." You have the moment and nothing more.
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The two masters I briefly trained under....never once asked for anything other than, "...Jesus come into my heart...".

or..."Lord tell me what to do today, what to say...".

You have to submit....as you become part of something bigger....it's a better road that way....not "your way".
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I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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you don't have faith in him, and that is what you need to have. i hope you have accepted him as your lord and savoir if you haven't already

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