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The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives

 
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The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Far too many people are dying unnecessarily because the general public can not be trusted with the freedom to possess or use certain things. Please list them...help make the world a safer place!
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12/14/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Alcohol
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Alcohol
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Knives
baseball bats
hands
electric cords
rope
box cutters
guns (of course)
alcohol
cars
schools
movie theaters

Oh my we could go on and on....
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12/14/2012 08:23 PM
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Alcohol
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Excellent suggestion. A return to prohibition is exactly what this country needs.
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Oh how could I forget... abortion... it's killed millions of babies already
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12/14/2012 08:25 PM
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Alcohol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29550310


Knives
baseball bats
hands
electric cords
rope
box cutters
guns (of course)
alcohol
cars
schools
movie theaters

Oh my we could go on and on....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4990480


All great suggestions. Also, I read somewhere that there are people who die from falling trees every year. I think we need to quarden off any area containing trees....at least until we can figure out a safe way to dispose of them.
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12/14/2012 08:26 PM
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Don't go outside ... and in the house stay away from stairs, bathtubs and electrical appliances.
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Government.
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breathing
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Don't go outside ... and in the house stay away from stairs, bathtubs and electrical appliances.
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Good, but that may not be enough. I think we need to distribute some sort of sponge-suit that people can wear as they cower in an empty room at home away from all furniture and anything with sharp corners.
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12/14/2012 08:28 PM
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how about tobbaco?

More deaths are caused each year by tobacco use than by all deaths from human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), illegal drug use, alcohol use, motor vehicle injuries, suicides, and murders combined. food for thought. and its subsidised

[link to www.cdc.gov]
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12/14/2012 08:29 PM
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afroGay Sexafro

peace
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Alcohol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29550310


Knives
baseball bats
hands
electric cords
rope
box cutters
guns (of course)
alcohol
cars
schools
movie theaters

Oh my we could go on and on....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4990480


Knitting needles

very dangerous in the wrong hands
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12/14/2012 08:31 PM
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afroGay Sexafro

peace
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OOps up! 1doh1

I thought it said thingz that don't need to be banned

yawn
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fanatic islam
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12/14/2012 08:33 PM
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BIRTH.

BIRTH is the NUMBER ONE cause of death WORLD WIDE!!!!

Ststistics have PROVEN beyond ALL doubt...that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has ever been born..HAS ALWAYS DIED!!

ITS GOT to STOP!!!

ITS KILLING TRILLIONS..and we judt DONT CARE!!!
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Don't go outside ... and in the house stay away from stairs, bathtubs and electrical appliances.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25327582


Good, but that may not be enough. I think we need to distribute some sort of sponge-suit that people can wear as they cower in an empty room at home away from all furniture and anything with sharp corners.
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cruise
Jack of all trades, master of none.
We are all the result of our past choices meeting the future.
"shall not be infringed."
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12/14/2012 08:37 PM
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
War, I heard it kills a lot of people, standing militaries would be a good place to start.
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Hospitals
prescription drugs
doctors
vaccinations
diets
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12/14/2012 08:45 PM

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BAN THEM!!!11!!!!

Bricks - brick to the head is deadly
Stairs - a push down the stairs can be terminal
Cliffs - very deadly
Knives - no more steak cutting... chew it apart
Pencils - lead and a 4 inch stiletto of pencil is deadly
Razors - deadly, designed for cutting
Textbooks - a textbook strike to the throat is deadly
Cellphones - a cellphone jammed down the throat is fatal
Volvos - deadly when used to run over your enemy
Vegetables - you can pack enough of any veggie into a mouth to suffocate someone

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When blacks have identity it is called pride.
When indians have identity it is called culture.
When jews have identity it is called history.
When WHITES have identity it is called Racism.

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12/14/2012 08:47 PM
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electric cords

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This won't due, I suggest banning electricity altogether, just to be sure.
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12/14/2012 08:48 PM
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Fire.
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12/14/2012 08:51 PM
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Get rid of liberals.
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12/14/2012 08:53 PM
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water
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12/14/2012 08:54 PM
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A number of years ago an old guy beat his wife to death using not one but TWO banjos.

Sooooo,,, add BANJOS to your list.
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12/14/2012 08:56 PM

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GOVERNMENT - 90% of all deaths would evaporate and fall to things like car accidents or natural causes instead.
When blacks have identity it is called pride.
When indians have identity it is called culture.
When jews have identity it is called history.
When WHITES have identity it is called Racism.

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12/14/2012 09:40 PM
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Sex for a number of reasons.

It can give you STD's.

Genital warts can lead to Cancer.

Crabs.

It causes prostiution. A criminal offence

People don't just do it to have children - against bible law.

It leads to conflict - hetro's against gays.

It causes Rape to happen.

It is the main cause of divorce.

It leads holy people astray - like Priests.

It can be addictive.

Lot more reasons for banning sex, but that is enough for now.
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food. you could die choking
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Re: The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives
Liberals

Doctors

Lawyers

Oztards
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Nuclear power

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