The official list of things that need to be banned in order to save lives

Alcohol

Knives
baseball bats
hands
electric cords
rope
box cutters
guns (of course)
alcohol
cars
schools
movie theaters

Oh my we could go on and on....

Excellent suggestion. A return to prohibition is exactly what this country needs.

Oh how could I forget... abortion... it's killed millions of babies already

All great suggestions. Also, I read somewhere that there are people who die from falling trees every year. I think we need to quarden off any area containing trees....at least until we can figure out a safe way to dispose of them.

Don't go outside ... and in the house stay away from stairs, bathtubs and electrical appliances.

Government.

breathing

thought

Good, but that may not be enough. I think we need to distribute some sort of sponge-suit that people can wear as they cower in an empty room at home away from all furniture and anything with sharp corners.

how about tobbaco?

More deaths are caused each year by tobacco use than by all deaths from human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), illegal drug use, alcohol use, motor vehicle injuries, suicides, and murders combined. food for thought. and its subsidised

[link to www.cdc.gov]

Gay Sex

Knitting needles

very dangerous in the wrong hands

OOps up!

I thought it said thingz that don't need to be banned

fanatic islam

BIRTH.

BIRTH is the NUMBER ONE cause of death WORLD WIDE!!!!

Ststistics have PROVEN beyond ALL doubt...that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has ever been born..HAS ALWAYS DIED!!

ITS GOT to STOP!!!

ITS KILLING TRILLIONS..and we judt DONT CARE!!!

War, I heard it kills a lot of people, standing militaries would be a good place to start.

Hospitals
prescription drugs
doctors
vaccinations
diets

BAN THEM!!!11!!!!

Bricks - brick to the head is deadly
Stairs - a push down the stairs can be terminal
Cliffs - very deadly
Knives - no more steak cutting... chew it apart
Pencils - lead and a 4 inch stiletto of pencil is deadly
Razors - deadly, designed for cutting
Textbooks - a textbook strike to the throat is deadly
Cellphones - a cellphone jammed down the throat is fatal
Volvos - deadly when used to run over your enemy
Vegetables - you can pack enough of any veggie into a mouth to suffocate someone

This won't due, I suggest banning electricity altogether, just to be sure.

Fire.

Get rid of liberals.

water

A number of years ago an old guy beat his wife to death using not one but TWO banjos.

Sooooo,,, add BANJOS to your list.

GOVERNMENT - 90% of all deaths would evaporate and fall to things like car accidents or natural causes instead.

Sex for a number of reasons.

It can give you STD's.

Genital warts can lead to Cancer.

Crabs.

It causes prostiution. A criminal offence

People don't just do it to have children - against bible law.

It leads to conflict - hetro's against gays.

It causes Rape to happen.

It is the main cause of divorce.

It leads holy people astray - like Priests.

It can be addictive.

Lot more reasons for banning sex, but that is enough for now.

food. you could die choking

Liberals

Doctors

Lawyers

Oztards

Nuclear power