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Don't ban guns, ban kids

 
Logical Dan
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12/14/2012 08:30 PM
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Don't ban guns, ban kids
If you ban people from having kids then things like this won't happen.
El WASON JOKER 666
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12/14/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: Don't ban guns, ban kids
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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12/14/2012 08:49 PM
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Re: Don't ban guns, ban kids
The governments plan is to shoot 99% of all children between now and the 21st.

NWO FEMA Camps Agenda 21 Population Reduction

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Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 08:49 PM
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Re: Don't ban guns, ban kids
so you saying duct taping them to the wall is no longer a viable option?
Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 08:58 PM
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Re: Don't ban guns, ban kids
so you saying duct taping them to the wall is no longer a viable option?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29902955


No it's not. When you peel the tape off the wall some of the paint might come off too!ohyeah
Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 09:01 PM
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Re: Don't ban guns, ban kids
well its apparent many here believe the woman to be the most vile of creatures, so what say we just stand em on thier heads and fill em with concrete, let stand a couple days, and send em back on thier way.

Then when you hear someone say they been banging thier head on the wall all day, you know what they talking about without some long ass explanation.

two birds, one stone right.
Debauchery

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12/14/2012 09:12 PM
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Re: Don't ban guns, ban kids
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
 Quoting: El WASON JOKER 666 28891691


cruisecruisecruisecruisecruise

You did that on purpose, didn't you?
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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12/14/2012 09:26 PM
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Re: Don't ban guns, ban kids
do women come from above or from down under?
I belive we men come from down under its just a gues
any ideas?
Who runs this world?
MEN?
tomato
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12/14/2012 09:36 PM
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Re: Don't ban guns, ban kids
If you ban people from having kids then things like this won't happen.
 Quoting: Logical Dan 29911936


BAN KIDS?

There will be no more human race left in a couple years with that mentality.

You = Insane

Thread = FAIL
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12/14/2012 10:36 PM
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Re: Don't ban guns, ban kids
If you ban people from having kids then things like this won't happen.
 Quoting: Logical Dan 29911936


BAN KIDS?

There will be no more human race left in a couple years with that mentality.

You = Insane

Thread = FAIL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24854327


We don't need a damned human race. We need hot girls, and there are enough of them if we stop making kids. Let the girls do their lovin' thing on guys instead of wasting it on kids.

Somebody will break the rules anyway, and that will leave enough kids for anyone.

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