So my roommate seems straight, but has a really gay "friend" over; what to do?

I suggest you not do a threesome...

Mind your own fucking business? It is about personal freedom. How would you like it if he tried to impose something onto you that you didn't like? Moral code is relative (for those who don't understand that big word... it means per person). Deal with it... give him some space. Ask if they would like some space or something.

lawl. I think that would be awkward for all parties involved.

He has a room with a door that even has a lock on it; he can use it of he likes without my permission (sarcastic). It's not the fact he's with "him", I just don't want to hear the sounds of him and him invading each others digestive tracts. My ears are very sensitive; along with curse words and fergie, my ears tend to bleed when they experience harsh sounds; men moaning because of anal sex would make mine hemorrhage.

And think of the smells that could possibly seep out from under the door??? Two pairs of sweaty balls PLUS open air assholes?? Yea. Gnarly

quick! jump off the balcony

maybe you should move out OP

How is it selfish? Because theyre not unnecessarily adding to the already billions of people on this earth or you want some?

Im sure just like a hetero couple, if they wash, they shouldnt have a problem.

Was here first

Give am tube og KY Jell as a gift...with some citric acid mixed in.

Thal liven the night up.

You are obviously struggling with your own homosexual desires since you are so obsessed with it.

Invite me over!

Indeed. I mean... if it is your space too... it gets a bit hairy (hehehehe) but I would say if they are keeping to themselves...

so if he had invited over a really hot sexy chick you wouldn't be so upset?

Your roommate is a butt pirate.
You have issues with it.
Kick him out.
Get a girlfriend.
Move in together.
End of problem.

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