pieces of the puzzle falling into place leads me to more confusion...

I have lived the "Disregard Women, Acquire Aesthetics, Man the

Harpoons" lifestyle since I was a sperm. I am nothing short of a

champion. I do dick push ups to failure, I have supplement nutrition

facts taped to the inside of my stunna shades, I listen to Mens Fitness

on audio book on my way to the gym and my workout playlist when I go to

sleep at night, I have a statue in a small village in South America, I

sleep in the sit up position, I don't feel pain because there is no

more weakness left to leave my body, I take so many vitamins my piss is

neon excellence, and I read my lifting progress while I **** protein

bars.