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I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....

 
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I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
.ask me any question and if I can answer, I will
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what causes you to sparkle?
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Who am I?
I'll give you two hints. My birthday is 4 18 1990. My name means the one from the ethereal the one who is like god his twin.
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12/15/2012 01:51 AM
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
So whats it like being a catholic priest?
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Nothing. That was only in twilight...which is a very strange misrepresentation of what a real vampire is. There are lotions however, in the market today, that can make a person glisten in the sun light.
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
do your parents know that you are gay?
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So whats it like being a catholic priest?
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Priests represent a lie. Disinformation. Vampires hate lies.
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
So, how long have you been alive and where were you born?

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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
do your parents know that you are gay?
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I am not attracted to men. So I am not homosexual.
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
is the real reason you only come out at night because you don't want to be seen leaving your parent's basement?
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
So, how long have you been alive and where were you born?

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Not very old. But I achieved immortality and have learned many, many things. I was born in the us.
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Do you have to jump physical vessels to remain incarnate or does your original body remain intact?
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What do you know about the original polytheistic religion of Angels & Vampires thet the Hebrews followed?

Do you know anything about it's resurrection that is taking place?
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is the real reason you only come out at night because you don't want to be seen leaving your parent's basement?
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I don't only come out at night. Although, during the day, I avoid sunlight as much as possible, as it is very uncomfortable and detrimental after long exposure.
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I'd like to know of all the generations you have seen, which were the happiest and why? In retrospect, what change was the one that made lives worse off?
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
Do you have to jump physical vessels to remain incarnate or does your original body remain intact?
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No physical body is indestructible. But with dedication, it can be come very hard to destroy. Being a vampire, also means, having an advanced spirit. After leaving this life, I do not have to care about this earth, or return here.
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is the real reason you only come out at night because you don't want to be seen leaving your parent's basement?
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I don't only come out at night. Although, during the day, I avoid sunlight as much as possible, as it is very uncomfortable and detrimental after long exposure.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


have you tried using sunscreen?
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What do you know about the original polytheistic religion of Angels & Vampires thet the Hebrews followed?

Do you know anything about it's resurrection that is taking place?
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In those times, vampires were considered none other than dead "nephilim" spirits, and/or "demons" in human bodies. With unreasonable explanations for their physical prowess and power. The orchestrated ignorance is a conquering tool.

People who are knowledgeable cannot be controlled. People who are ignorant are as easily managed as sheep. So, true vampires, hate the lies.
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12/21/2012?
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
is the real reason you only come out at night because you don't want to be seen leaving your parent's basement?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29917186


I don't only come out at night. Although, during the day, I avoid sunlight as much as possible, as it is very uncomfortable and detrimental after long exposure.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


have you tried using sunscreen?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29917186


Sunscreen only protects the skin. The skin is the least concern of actual vampires. Ignore the sensational creatures shown in movies. Vampires mostly avoid too much sun exposure via the opening to their soul (eyes).
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12/21/2012?
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There are many things responsible for major natural disasters in this world. Of those, the major catalysts are gods and men. By gods, I mean, highly advanced beings who greatly disagree with the way the world is today. Men use technology, gods use advanced powerful expressions from their dimension to ours.

The world never ends. But the comfortable life may end for mortals should the majority of them remain sheep.
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
what causes you to sparkle?
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blink
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I'd like to know of all the generations you have seen, which were the happiest and why? In retrospect, what change was the one that made lives worse off?
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The ancient generations and the current one. One did not have such knowledge to care. One has so much knowledge, that caring just seems pointless.
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
What do you know about the original polytheistic religion of Angels & Vampires thet the Hebrews followed?

Do you know anything about it's resurrection that is taking place?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29744437


In those times, vampires were considered none other than dead "nephilim" spirits, and/or "demons" in human bodies. With unreasonable explanations for their physical prowess and power. The orchestrated ignorance is a conquering tool.

People who are knowledgeable cannot be controlled. People who are ignorant are as easily managed as sheep. So, true vampires, hate the lies.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Oh rubbish!

The ancient Hebrews were a nomadic tribe (much like Arab nomadic tribes that exist even today) that wandered the whole of Middle East with their goats and sheep. Some Jews wanted to settle down and become farmers, but this was initially rejected. This conflict is symbolically described in the tale of Cain and Abel where Cain's fruit and vegetables offering is rejected by Yahweh in favour of Abel's animal sacrifice. Later, the Jews did want to settle and thus needed a "Promised Land" of milk and honey.


As the Jews wandered, they of course encountered the religious beliefs of various settled peoples such as the Canaanites and they chose to embrace most of the Canaanite pantheon. One other God they acquired on their travels was Yahweh, and, over time, he became more and more identified with the special God of the Jews, their "patron God" so to speak, thus setting the scene for a future coup by the Yahweh loyalists to overthrow the Canaanite Gods.


The Jews of course shared the same Gods as the Canaanites (because they had directly absorbed them from the Canaanites when they were on good terms), but when the Jews wanted Canaanite land, bloody war erupted (as described in the Old Testament).


The fact that El was the original supreme God of the Hebrews is actually enshrined in the very name Isra-EL, as it is in Beth-EL, Gabri-EL, Rapha-El, Micha-EL, and countless other places and names.


In Exodus 6:3, Yahweh actually has to explain why he was once a completely different God with a completely different name!!!


"I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac and to Jacob as God Almighty, but by my name the Lord I did not make myself fully known to them."

Cunning, huh!? How to rewrite history, to rewrite yourself INTO history. So, why didn’t he make himself “known”? Why does he feel the need to justify and explain himself now, and make himself known? Isn’t he God? This statement is clearly fabricated by a human being who is trying to reassure his audience that they believe in the same God the Jews have always believed in and not some impostor. And if this is fabricated then the whole thing is – hence has nothing to do with “God”.


So, those studying Jewish religious history are always confronted with the problem of which Jewish God is actually being referred to... El or Yahweh. Also, El was frequently referred to in the plural to reflect the fact that he was the leader of a group of Gods. "Elohim" is the plural of El and Genesis 1:1 says, "In the beginning, Elohim created the earth." - meaning a group of Gods did the work, not one!


The "angel religion" is much more closely connected to the El rather than the Yahweh religion (though the latter stole a lot of it, as usual).


Solomon belonged to the El faction (which became increasingly linked to the earliest form of the Greek mystery religion of Orphism via a mysterious group called the Dionysian Artificers who actually designed the Temple of Solomon), not the Yahwehists (hence why Solomon has a very ambivalent role in the Jewish Bible - being more or less described as an apostate). The Temple of Solomon wasn't for Yahweh but for the angel religion - it was where men and women could be transformed into angels (raised from the dead - resurrected in the same body!).


The Temple was designed as a microcosm of the universe, and a journey through it to the holy of holies was a journey to the centre of the divine mystery of existence.


In the first stages of the Temple, the transition to demi-angel could be ritually enacted. The culmination of this ritual was an open mouthed kiss between the High Priest of the demi-angels and the initiate (symbolizing the transmission of the "breath of life" to the "dead"). In the final stage of the cosmic Temple - the holy of holies itself - the High Priest of the Angels gave a blood-drawing bite on the neck to a demi-angel to symbolically represent the transmission of life-giving angelic blood to the "undead".


We might say that stage one (human to demi-angel) involved a French kiss and stage 2 (demi-angel to full angel) involved a love bite! With the neck bite and reverence for blood, we are of course deep in the heart of the VAMPIRE MYTHOS!


Of course, they didn't call themselves vampires or bloodsuckers, or anything like that, but their enemies mutated and perverted their pagan rituals to portray them as exactly that. Note that vampires are said to fly (just like angels!), and are thus associated with wings (or fluttering capes, which are a wings substitute).


So, in the holy of holies, the most deserving (meritorious) demi-angels were turned into full angels. Being "raised from the dead" was about being transformed into the demi and then full angelic state. Some Christian Gnostic sects said that when Jesus Christ raised Lazarus "from the dead" he was performing the ritual to convert him into an angel. Many ordinary humans did not want to be "dead" and longed for life everlasting, so they craved being turned into angels.



What is resurrection in the common understanding? - a person coming back from the dead and rising from the grave. In other words, a zombie or vampire!



Spiritually, resurrection simply meant being raised to a higher state of soul. It had nothing to do with rotting corpses walking around in the Night of the Living Dead.



The "Angel Religion" was centred on an immensely powerful ritual that could ultimately make you an angel, that elevated your soul to the condition of angelic divinity, that transformed mortal humans into the immortal divine. Becoming an Angel is simply the older way of talking about BECOMING GOD! (which seemed too presumptuous for many.)
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What do you know about the original polytheistic religion of Angels & Vampires thet the Hebrews followed?

Do you know anything about it's resurrection that is taking place?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29744437


In those times, vampires were considered none other than dead "nephilim" spirits, and/or "demons" in human bodies. With unreasonable explanations for their physical prowess and power. The orchestrated ignorance is a conquering tool.

People who are knowledgeable cannot be controlled. People who are ignorant are as easily managed as sheep. So, true vampires, hate the lies.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Oh rubbish!

The ancient Hebrews were a nomadic tribe (much like Arab nomadic tribes that exist even today) that wandered the whole of Middle East with their goats and sheep. Some Jews wanted to settle down and become farmers, but this was initially rejected. This conflict is symbolically described in the tale of Cain and Abel where Cain's fruit and vegetables offering is rejected by Yahweh in favour of Abel's animal sacrifice. Later, the Jews did want to settle and thus needed a "Promised Land" of milk and honey.


As the Jews wandered, they of course encountered the religious beliefs of various settled peoples such as the Canaanites and they chose to embrace most of the Canaanite pantheon. One other God they acquired on their travels was Yahweh, and, over time, he became more and more identified with the special God of the Jews, their "patron God" so to speak, thus setting the scene for a future coup by the Yahweh loyalists to overthrow the Canaanite Gods.


The Jews of course shared the same Gods as the Canaanites (because they had directly absorbed them from the Canaanites when they were on good terms), but when the Jews wanted Canaanite land, bloody war erupted (as described in the Old Testament).


The fact that El was the original supreme God of the Hebrews is actually enshrined in the very name Isra-EL, as it is in Beth-EL, Gabri-EL, Rapha-El, Micha-EL, and countless other places and names.


In Exodus 6:3, Yahweh actually has to explain why he was once a completely different God with a completely different name!!!


"I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac and to Jacob as God Almighty, but by my name the Lord I did not make myself fully known to them."

Cunning, huh!? How to rewrite history, to rewrite yourself INTO history. So, why didn’t he make himself “known”? Why does he feel the need to justify and explain himself now, and make himself known? Isn’t he God? This statement is clearly fabricated by a human being who is trying to reassure his audience that they believe in the same God the Jews have always believed in and not some impostor. And if this is fabricated then the whole thing is – hence has nothing to do with “God”.


So, those studying Jewish religious history are always confronted with the problem of which Jewish God is actually being referred to... El or Yahweh. Also, El was frequently referred to in the plural to reflect the fact that he was the leader of a group of Gods. "Elohim" is the plural of El and Genesis 1:1 says, "In the beginning, Elohim created the earth." - meaning a group of Gods did the work, not one!


The "angel religion" is much more closely connected to the El rather than the Yahweh religion (though the latter stole a lot of it, as usual).


Solomon belonged to the El faction (which became increasingly linked to the earliest form of the Greek mystery religion of Orphism via a mysterious group called the Dionysian Artificers who actually designed the Temple of Solomon), not the Yahwehists (hence why Solomon has a very ambivalent role in the Jewish Bible - being more or less described as an apostate). The Temple of Solomon wasn't for Yahweh but for the angel religion - it was where men and women could be transformed into angels (raised from the dead - resurrected in the same body!).


The Temple was designed as a microcosm of the universe, and a journey through it to the holy of holies was a journey to the centre of the divine mystery of existence.


In the first stages of the Temple, the transition to demi-angel could be ritually enacted. The culmination of this ritual was an open mouthed kiss between the High Priest of the demi-angels and the initiate (symbolizing the transmission of the "breath of life" to the "dead"). In the final stage of the cosmic Temple - the holy of holies itself - the High Priest of the Angels gave a blood-drawing bite on the neck to a demi-angel to symbolically represent the transmission of life-giving angelic blood to the "undead".


We might say that stage one (human to demi-angel) involved a French kiss and stage 2 (demi-angel to full angel) involved a love bite! With the neck bite and reverence for blood, we are of course deep in the heart of the VAMPIRE MYTHOS!


Of course, they didn't call themselves vampires or bloodsuckers, or anything like that, but their enemies mutated and perverted their pagan rituals to portray them as exactly that. Note that vampires are said to fly (just like angels!), and are thus associated with wings (or fluttering capes, which are a wings substitute).


So, in the holy of holies, the most deserving (meritorious) demi-angels were turned into full angels. Being "raised from the dead" was about being transformed into the demi and then full angelic state. Some Christian Gnostic sects said that when Jesus Christ raised Lazarus "from the dead" he was performing the ritual to convert him into an angel. Many ordinary humans did not want to be "dead" and longed for life everlasting, so they craved being turned into angels.



What is resurrection in the common understanding? - a person coming back from the dead and rising from the grave. In other words, a zombie or vampire!



Spiritually, resurrection simply meant being raised to a higher state of soul. It had nothing to do with rotting corpses walking around in the Night of the Living Dead.



The "Angel Religion" was centred on an immensely powerful ritual that could ultimately make you an angel, that elevated your soul to the condition of angelic divinity, that transformed mortal humans into the immortal divine. Becoming an Angel is simply the older way of talking about BECOMING GOD! (which seemed too presumptuous for many.)
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Are you calling my response rubbish because it wasn't the response you were looking for? I appreciate you posting all of this information. I'm sure it was useful to someone. Modern day definitions of the word vampire, will never allow one to truly understand what it means.
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Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
How did you achieve immortality?
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How old are you? Like twelve?
Get off your moms laptop and go to bed!!!
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Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions
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I understand. But, if you came here not to ask me any questions, then why even make this post? Surely, there is some hidden agenda, or an attempt to troll a reaction from me? Either way, I will engage.
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How old are you, and what are your teeth like? Are you amazingly good looking and are you a super rich sex god?
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
Oh well, when you come here & play the "I'm an superhuman smart-ass, ask me a question" game you need to be armed with information better than people who actually know stuff.

But I did ask TWO questions: do you know anything of it's revival?

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