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I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....

 
Truth (OP)
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How did you achieve immortality?
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I have been given the tools of immortality from other immortals (vampires) and guided in the right direction by other entities. This could include gods, demons, angels, etc.
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Re: I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....
So, how long have you been alive and where were you born?

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Not very old. But I achieved immortality and have learned many, many things. I was born in the us.
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That you judethz?
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How old are you? Like twelve?
Get off your moms laptop and go to bed!!!
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I'm much older than twelve. But not that old. I do plan to sleep soon. I am not on my mother's laptop.
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12/21/2012?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29931396


There are many things responsible for major natural disasters in this world. Of those, the major catalysts are gods and men. By gods, I mean, highly advanced beings who greatly disagree with the way the world is today. Men use technology, gods use advanced powerful expressions from their dimension to ours.

The world never ends. But the comfortable life may end for mortals should the majority of them remain sheep.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Uppp your not knowledgeable . Any advanced soul knows the creator creates perfectly and they would not judge the creation or the creators works.
Did god create a dog wrongly or a tree ? but they both will fight or kill innocents won't they? We've all "played" the bad guy so get over your judgements and play your game the best u can. In death you are born.
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Do you smell good? Do you reproduce? What is your ethnicity? What vampire series most closely portrays your life?
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After leaving this life, I do not have to care about this earth, or return here.

How about starting now, douche.

"I'm a vampire, because I watch a lot of stupid tv shows"

If your really a vampire I say your a big pussy, come get me..

Really, what a douche!!!!!!
I'm a vampire, the kid is probably like 14 y.o.
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How old are you, and what are your teeth like? Are you amazingly good looking and are you a super rich sex god?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


Now THIS is an interesting post!

I'm assuming it was written by a female! Otherwise I'm in trouble! lol

And this is the reason why the Angels & Vampires religion is being returned: because it appeals to ........

too much info, you'll just have to wait & see!

You can tell your friends you were one of the first to know about it, from one of it's developers & high priests.
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How old are you, and what are your teeth like? Are you amazingly good looking and are you a super rich sex god?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


I'm not that old. I don't have teeth as portrayed in Hollywood movies. I am very good looking and am well endowed. Based on my experience. Due to my condition (being a vampire) my stamina levels are much higher than mortals.
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Are you a super rich sex god?
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Yeah stamina, stamina yawn What about skill?
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Oh well, when you come here & play the "I'm an superhuman smart-ass, ask me a question" game you need to be armed with information better than people who actually know stuff.

But I did ask TWO questions: do you know anything of it's revival?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29744437


In my time on this earth, I've learned, that the best way to engage people is to engage them based on a varied absolute, but, not truly an absolute. So if I am say "I am an immortal vampire who knows many things...ask me anything you want and I will try to answer"...the best way is to not interpret that into your own words such as "I'm a super human smart-ass, ask me a question"....no. Instead? Just read the words I actually typed "I am an immortal vampire who knows many things....ask me anything you want and I will try to answer". Make sense?

Also, I did not state what I know and/or don't know. But, if you are going to ask me questions, only to expect certain answers, rather just taking the answer I give, you may not enjoy your experience here.
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Yeah the way you said that you are well endowed and you had stamina .... Meh!! Methinks you are young and inexperienced, so therefore you have not told the truth ..... Which, you say, is something not god in the vampire world.
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12/21/2012?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29931396


There are many things responsible for major natural disasters in this world. Of those, the major catalysts are gods and men. By gods, I mean, highly advanced beings who greatly disagree with the way the world is today. Men use technology, gods use advanced powerful expressions from their dimension to ours.

The world never ends. But the comfortable life may end for mortals should the majority of them remain sheep.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Uppp your not knowledgeable . Any advanced soul knows the creator creates perfectly and they would not judge the creation or the creators works.
Did god create a dog wrongly or a tree ? but they both will fight or kill innocents won't they? We've all "played" the bad guy so get over your judgements and play your game the best u can. In death you are born.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1757708


I don't understand this response. I never said god judges. And god does not express any creation perfectly. God experiences in imperfection and learns as said creations learn. That is the point of existence.
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Oh well, when you come here & play the "I'm an superhuman smart-ass, ask me a question" game you need to be armed with information better than people who actually know stuff.

But I did ask TWO questions: do you know anything of it's revival?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29744437


In my time on this earth, I've learned, that the best way to engage people is to engage them based on a varied absolute, but, not truly an absolute. So if I am say "I am an immortal vampire who knows many things...ask me anything you want and I will try to answer"...the best way is to not interpret that into your own words such as "I'm a super human smart-ass, ask me a question"....no. Instead? Just read the words I actually typed "I am an immortal vampire who knows many things....ask me anything you want and I will try to answer". Make sense?

Also, I did not state what I know and/or don't know. But, if you are going to ask me questions, only to expect certain answers, rather just taking the answer I give, you may not enjoy your experience here.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Ok, so what I get from that statement is: "I'm not making a prank here, I really expect you idiots to believe that I am REALLY a vampire."

and I thought you'd make us laugh before you'd try to insult our intelligence. My interest in this post is over.
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Do you smell good? Do you reproduce? What is your ethnicity? What vampire series most closely portrays your life?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


I smell as good as my hygiene. Although, since I do not consume the same mundane things a mortal does, my body odor does not reach the same intensity as a mortal. My ethnicity is a mixture of italian, west indian, hispanic, and african american.

Vampire series? As a movie? I would have to say interview with a vampire.
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It's either that or you haven't learned much about love making during your long long sojourn here. Which is a very depressing thought.

Do you have a twin r a counterpoint anywhere?
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You are a dopey little kid that drinks too much tomato juice.
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After leaving this life, I do not have to care about this earth, or return here.

How about starting now, douche.

"I'm a vampire, because I watch a lot of stupid tv shows"

If your really a vampire I say your a big pussy, come get me..

Really, what a douche!!!!!!
I'm a vampire, the kid is probably like 14 y.o.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3061071


It appears you are responding to my statement with an offended emotion? That was not my intention. I was only stating a fact. I do care about this earth and many people on it. But if I chose not to? I may pass on in death and my consciousness can evolve. Mortals generally do not have that ability.

Come get you? I don't understand that. Explain. Why am I a "pussy"?
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Do you smell good? Do you reproduce? What is your ethnicity? What vampire series most closely portrays your life?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


I smell as good as my hygiene. Although, since I do not consume the same mundane things a mortal does, my body odor does not reach the same intensity as a mortal. My ethnicity is a mixture of italian, west indian, hispanic, and african american.

Vampire series? As a movie? I would have to say interview with a vampire.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Oh so you are young, very young! yawn
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Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions
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I understand. But, if you came here not to ask me any questions, then why even make this post? Surely, there is some hidden agenda, or an attempt to troll a reaction from me? Either way, I will engage.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


So you can detect trolls? Do vampires have a sense of humor?

But being serious, why do you avoid the sun, when many qi gong practitioners or yoga practitioners use the sun as a source of energy. Do you have an active pineal gland and does it produce mana/amrita?

I'm on a similar path but I wouldn't label myself a vampire, more like a future healer. I'm serious, not trolling but I suspected you were a troll which is why I trolled you. What do you think of the annunaki or gods of Sumeria?

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Are you a super rich sex god?
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Not rich, but, the ability to be so should I chose to. I am well endowed, on top of having stamina. If that answers your questions?
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Yeah the way you said that you are well endowed and you had stamina .... Meh!! Methinks you are young and inexperienced, so therefore you have not told the truth ..... Which, you say, is something not god in the vampire world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


I'm honestly pretty old. With three children, who I will make vampires, should I chose to, when they are old enough.
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Oh well, when you come here & play the "I'm an superhuman smart-ass, ask me a question" game you need to be armed with information better than people who actually know stuff.

But I did ask TWO questions: do you know anything of it's revival?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29744437


In my time on this earth, I've learned, that the best way to engage people is to engage them based on a varied absolute, but, not truly an absolute. So if I am say "I am an immortal vampire who knows many things...ask me anything you want and I will try to answer"...the best way is to not interpret that into your own words such as "I'm a super human smart-ass, ask me a question"....no. Instead? Just read the words I actually typed "I am an immortal vampire who knows many things....ask me anything you want and I will try to answer". Make sense?

Also, I did not state what I know and/or don't know. But, if you are going to ask me questions, only to expect certain answers, rather just taking the answer I give, you may not enjoy your experience here.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Ok, so what I get from that statement is: "I'm not making a prank here, I really expect you idiots to believe that I am REALLY a vampire."

and I thought you'd make us laugh before you'd try to insult our intelligence. My interest in this post is over.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29744437


You can make your experience here very simple. Ask a question, and then decide whether or not you like my answer and ask another question, or just move on to another post, or some different area of your life.
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Is blood your only source of nourishment, do you have functioning kidneys and digestion systems?
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Yeah the way you said that you are well endowed and you had stamina .... Meh!! Methinks you are young and inexperienced, so therefore you have not told the truth ..... Which, you say, is something not god in the vampire world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


You should keep an eye & ear out for the Angels & Vampires, & the female empowerment it builds: I think what we are doing would be very interesting to a girl of your curiosity!


The "new" religion is the "Angel-Vampire" religion. In a sense, it explores what would have happened if Jewish monotheism had simply never happened; if no one had ever heard of Jehovah.

We are returning to the ORIGINAL religion of the Hebrews, which was in fact the religion of CANAAN. We are thus making a claim that this religion is more AUTHENTIC - more true - than Abrahamism.

The Canaanites (and Hebrews) worshipped El and Asherah as the King and Queen of Heaven, who presided over a Council of Gods involving such deities as Baal, the Weather God.The will of the Gods was conveyed to humanity by angels (the Watchers) who lived amongst humanity and even bred with them (creating an angel-hybrid species called the Nephilim). Thus there were four types of being on Earth: Gods, angels, humans and angel-humans.

The Temple of Solomon was NOT dedicated to Yahweh but to El and Asherah, and the latter in particular. To some, Asherah was Sophia (the Goddess of Wisdom) and to others she was Lucifer (the Goddess of Light). Some regarded her as the Tree of Life.

The Angel-Vampire religion was all about BALANCE. A religion such as Abrahamism is fundamentally about IMBALANCE. If you think in Freudian terms, we have three components of our psyche: the id, the ego and the superego. If the id is all about the "self-pleasure" principle (about pleasing ourselves regardless of others), the superego might be said to be about the "other-pleasure" principle (we put the pleasure of others before our own). The ego sits between the id and superego, mediating between them and obeying the reality principle.
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It's either that or you haven't learned much about love making during your long long sojourn here. Which is a very depressing thought.

Do you have a twin r a counterpoint anywhere?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


You and I both know, you can't judge someone's sexual prowess, or "love making ability" based on statements they make. It is a habit of both men and women to say how good they are, or how bad someone else is, in bed, only to be true 50% of the time and false 50% of the time.
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Are you psychic, or have any special abilities?
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Is blood your only source of nourishment, do you have functioning kidneys and digestion systems?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


Mortal food makes me, and mortals, generally slower, weaker, and less energetic. It also makes you susceptible to disease and sickness. This is why most mortals are now introducing much more juicing, fasting and all sorts of raw diets into their life. All living things are a vampire in essence. People consume other life in order to sustain their own. I don't really consume blood, I'm not that kind of vampire. I prefer to draw in my energy else where.
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You can make your experience here very simple. Ask a question, and then decide whether or not you like my answer and ask another question, or just move on to another post, or some different area of your life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29744437


I did ask a question, & learned that you don't know shit. So ask another question? What for?

I can play along with a prank, but when delusional fucks with way too much time play this card, well I just call a spade a spade.

Sorry to kill your fun dude! But isn't there something more meaningful you could do with your time? Like mow the fucking lawn?

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