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I am an immortal Vampire who knows many things....

 
Truth (OP)
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Are you psychic, or have any special abilities?
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Telekinesis. An ability to speak with entities. An immunity to aids and many other mortal diseases. Being able to go long periods of time without sleep, with no physical ailments. Higher distribution of fast twitch muscle fibers in my physical body than mortals.
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Yeah the way you said that you are well endowed and you had stamina .... Meh!! Methinks you are young and inexperienced, so therefore you have not told the truth ..... Which, you say, is something not god in the vampire world.
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You should keep an eye & ear out for the Angels & Vampires, & the female empowerment it builds: I think what we are doing would be very interesting to a girl of your curiosity!


The "new" religion is the "Angel-Vampire" religion. In a sense, it explores what would have happened if Jewish monotheism had simply never happened; if no one had ever heard of Jehovah.

We are returning to the ORIGINAL religion of the Hebrews, which was in fact the religion of CANAAN. We are thus making a claim that this religion is more AUTHENTIC - more true - than Abrahamism.

The Canaanites (and Hebrews) worshipped El and Asherah as the King and Queen of Heaven, who presided over a Council of Gods involving such deities as Baal, the Weather God.The will of the Gods was conveyed to humanity by angels (the Watchers) who lived amongst humanity and even bred with them (creating an angel-hybrid species called the Nephilim). Thus there were four types of being on Earth: Gods, angels, humans and angel-humans.

The Temple of Solomon was NOT dedicated to Yahweh but to El and Asherah, and the latter in particular. To some, Asherah was Sophia (the Goddess of Wisdom) and to others she was Lucifer (the Goddess of Light). Some regarded her as the Tree of Life.

The Angel-Vampire religion was all about BALANCE. A religion such as Abrahamism is fundamentally about IMBALANCE. If you think in Freudian terms, we have three components of our psyche: the id, the ego and the superego. If the id is all about the "self-pleasure" principle (about pleasing ourselves regardless of others), the superego might be said to be about the "other-pleasure" principle (we put the pleasure of others before our own). The ego sits between the id and superego, mediating between them and obeying the reality principle.
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Very very interesting, thank you.
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I did ask a question, & learned that you don't know shit. So ask another question? What for?

I can play along with a prank, but when delusional fucks with way too much time play this card, well I just call a spade a spade.

Sorry to kill your fun dude! But isn't there something more meaningful you could do with your time? Like mow the fucking lawn?
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


I believe you are expecting certain answers to your questions?

If what you say is true, one then wonders why you continue to post here? Especially after stating "My interest in this post is done". There must be some agenda? It's ok, either way. I will still engage.
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It's either that or you haven't learned much about love making during your long long sojourn here. Which is a very depressing thought.

Do you have a twin r a counterpoint anywhere?
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You and I both know, you can't judge someone's sexual prowess, or "love making ability" based on statements they make. It is a habit of both men and women to say how good they are, or how bad someone else is, in bed, only to be true 50% of the time and false 50% of the time.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


You are dodging the issue. And yes one can gauge the sensuality f another by what they say and how they say it.

You didn't mention a twin or counter point to you.
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are you sure you are not my mother in law?
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Can you make me into a vampire? I'm a little tired of being just an above average human.
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It's either that or you haven't learned much about love making during your long long sojourn here. Which is a very depressing thought.

Do you have a twin r a counterpoint anywhere?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


You and I both know, you can't judge someone's sexual prowess, or "love making ability" based on statements they make. It is a habit of both men and women to say how good they are, or how bad someone else is, in bed, only to be true 50% of the time and false 50% of the time.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


You are dodging the issue. And yes one can gauge the sensuality f another by what they say and how they say it.

You didn't mention a twin or counter point to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


I honestly wasn't aware there was an issue. I thought you asked me a question and I answered. I have learned in my experience on earth, that text is the worse way to gauge anything about the person you are speaking to. Voice is a step up, and only actual interaction gives you the best definition. But even then, people do one thing and think and feel another all the time.

I do not have a twin.
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are you sure you are not my mother in law?
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I cannot be anyone's mother. I am a male.
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Can you make me into a vampire? I'm a little tired of being just an above average human.
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Yes. If you are serious. It is a dedicated process. Doesn't matter what you believe, or what anyone will try to make you believe, the results will speak for itself.
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right, a vampire

and im capt crunch
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Maybe I missed this cause I didn't read the other pages but how did you become a vampire?
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Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions
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Well. Ok then.
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Maybe I missed this cause I didn't read the other pages but how did you become a vampire?
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I became an adept of the rites of the vampire, after being lead to such things by another immortal vampire. I learned what foods to avoid, what drinks to avoid, how to practice darkness manipulation, and proper use of bodily fluids, and during this entire process I encountered demons, angels, entities, who in their own way, helped guide me along my road to achieving immortality. I am a vampire by definition, as I live solely on energy and life. The sensational creatures portrayed in movies are glorified versions of the what we vampires consider the lowest class of us. The blood lust regressive vampires.
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Can you make me into a vampire? I'm a little tired of being just an above average human.
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"Above average human", well that sounds good to me but if you are tired of that you could hang out with a bunch of morons (sorry Moran's), and see what life is like being a lower than average human.......you know just for the variety.
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So do you have functioning kidneys and do you drink blood?
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Maybe I missed this cause I didn't read the other pages but how did you become a vampire?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7419205


I became an adept of the rites of the vampire, after being lead to such things by another immortal vampire. I learned what foods to avoid, what drinks to avoid, how to practice darkness manipulation, and proper use of bodily fluids, and during this entire process I encountered demons, angels, entities, who in their own way, helped guide me along my road to achieving immortality. I am a vampire by definition, as I live solely on energy and life. The sensational creatures portrayed in movies are glorified versions of the what we vampires consider the lowest class of us. The blood lust regressive vampires.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Ah, I think I understand. So really what you're saying is that you've achieved a high level of spirituality, through meditation, abstinence, and consuming foods only of the earth. And upon doing so you've actually gained ascended powers that we're "supposedly" to have granted on ourselves one day. Or at least given the knowledge thereof. Something like that?
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12/15/2012 03:11 AM
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Reading back over my questions they do seem rather abrupt and rude ........ Sorry.
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12/15/2012 03:12 AM
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I know exactly what you are son of Set. Tell me where you are that I might unbind you from the world you turned your back on. Try as you might, you will be a part of the cycle once again. Pretty ballsy to draw attention to yourself, kudos.
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Maybe you can just send me a vampire kit in the mail? That'd be neat. I'll pay for the shipping of course.
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Maybe I missed this cause I didn't read the other pages but how did you become a vampire?
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I became an adept of the rites of the vampire, after being lead to such things by another immortal vampire. I learned what foods to avoid, what drinks to avoid, how to practice darkness manipulation, and proper use of bodily fluids, and during this entire process I encountered demons, angels, entities, who in their own way, helped guide me along my road to achieving immortality. I am a vampire by definition, as I live solely on energy and life. The sensational creatures portrayed in movies are glorified versions of the what we vampires consider the lowest class of us. The blood lust regressive vampires.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Ah, I think I understand. So really what you're saying is that you've achieved a high level of spirituality, through meditation, abstinence, and consuming foods only of the earth. And upon doing so you've actually gained ascended powers that we're "supposedly" to have granted on ourselves one day. Or at least given the knowledge thereof. Something like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7419205


Exactly. I am still improving.
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So do you have functioning kidneys and do you drink blood?
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Yes as far as I'm concerned, everything functions properly. At a higher function rate actually. The mind is very powerful. When you become a vampire, generally speaking, nothing is other than what you want it to be. Individually that is. So if you believe you will become infected by a certain disease? That is the only way it will happen. I don't drink blood. I used to. It is very addictive and is not a permanent way to become a powerful vampire.
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 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Exactly. I am still improving.


Cool. Well then I guess I'm a beginner Vamp. Still tryin' to shake the training wheels.
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Reading back over my questions they do seem rather abrupt and rude ........ Sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24909641


I appreciate the apology and the gesture will remain with me. :) But, it really was not needed. As you spend more and more time here on earth, things effect you internally, less and less. That does not mean I am losing my ability to care, but, smaller things, become relative and you become dense to them.
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Oh here's something that you must be familiar with. Merkaba meditation? if so then I have a question.
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I know exactly what you are son of Set. Tell me where you are that I might unbind you from the world you turned your back on. Try as you might, you will be a part of the cycle once again. Pretty ballsy to draw attention to yourself, kudos.
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I am not who you think I am or what you think I am.
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Maybe you can just send me a vampire kit in the mail? That'd be neat. I'll pay for the shipping of course.
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I can explain it all to you. :)
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Oh here's something that you must be familiar with. Merkaba meditation? if so then I have a question.
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Yes. Ask away.
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Expanding the criteria for mental illness...
Eerie and startling adventures await you.
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On a physical level, do you live alone and how many vampires do you know?

For those who do drink blood, what is the good stuff?
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Oh here's something that you must be familiar with. Merkaba meditation? if so then I have a question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7419205


Yes. Ask away.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Alright, so I've been researching it for a little bit myself and trying to practice but I'm unclear about the breaths. They're labeled as "breaths 1-18" now is that a literal 18 breaths? Or do you take multiple breaths and kind of work your way through each one?

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