Best ways to get a girl to fall in love with you!

well yea they always will, but it is also the only choice if you have a small dick, but as i always say; Im perfectly average baby *kissyface*

The mysterious part of life is how the heck do dog ugly dumb unemployed losers sometimes end up with hot chicks. It's not always money.... I guess stupids attract, who knows.

90% of you guys anyways.

Maybe 95%

I never want to be a player but you know the saying, don't hate the player, hate the game. I want an only 1 on 1 relationship, but my current "girlfriend" wants to keep her options open.

Is it all a game? As much as players play, as long as they play, then the game will still go on.

Women contrarily to popular opinion (mainly due to 90% of men thinking they are the shit, and shag every woman they see lol), are lonely and in need of real love.

From a real man, not a guy pretending to be a man.

Titty-fuck her on a regular basis. Anal once in a while on her does not hurt.

She is using you, nothing more.

Sorry dude.

Fuck your "real man" feminist bullshit propaganda

Okay so it's easy to make a girl fall in love with you...

But you'd have to be a sadistic fucker to do it, kinda like me.

Basically you mix incredible highs with incredible lows.

Mix pain with pleasure. Alternate regularly.

^^^^this. Only this will get her addicted to you, not genuine love.

no - it's called being courteous and polite to the fairer sex. In the old days it was called courting. Just if you compliment too much you start to sound desperate.

Tell them you have a GLP account.

the ladies do the choosing

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

and 9 inches of

Dang... You've worked it out!

Yeah but she is stupid and hasn't figured out yet that that money falling out of your pockets is monopoly money.

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best advice so far.

Your doin it wrong. True love doesnt happen like in the movies. Its propaganda. Have patience.

Dude EXACTLY! i guess im a sadistic fucker as well cuz thats how i got mine for so long. She is sexy as all hell too. the last bitch was just batshit crazy, i just used my craziness with her so i guess thats how that worked out. For each female there is a different game you gotta play. like for example, this one female i worked with (keep in mind im short about 5'5 and even got a skinny dong. LMAO) thought she was too good for anyone and very concieted. She was a bitch so i was SLICK a dickhead to hear, like i would call her out on her bullshit and her big headedness. it took me about a month and a half to fuck her but the moment i did i told everyone just because she was a bitch. and it made her hate work. BUT that was my goal :) im a dick i know but hey what goes around CUMS around ;)

and sorry as for your whole "how do you make a girl fall in love" thing its a cliche it dont exist. its really all the set up and how things just kinda fall in place. thats why people believe love is love. if you look at the big picture of love you really do see the "it just so happens" placement of it all.

flowers and candies always do the work
friendship and loyality is also important
to fall in love is of short terms but friendship always remains it is important for 2 people to be friends and supportive to each other

Regular orgasms.

But then you realize she doesn't actually love you...it's just a biological thing.

this is right on the money...it's crazy true.

Some guys, especially older ones, come across as desperate and try way too damn hard. Some of the younger ones 20s, early 30s maybe and younger play it TOO cool sometimes (although this can work out better than the first one).

Thing is, don't give a damn but not in a 'cold' way...don't say it but ACT like all you want is friendship in the beginning...but the key is to TEASE the girl and make her laugh. It has to be the right combo and NOT over the top or too far, but then again it just depends on the girl/setting/situation etc. You can't stay here too long or she might start thinking you really do just wanna be friends, but for the first few weeks or so, to get her to start falling for ya, i believe it to be the best advice.

But all this buy her stuff, money, whatever isn't gonna get her to fall IN LOVE with you. You're just gonna be her sugar-daddy.

just so much "ewwww", in here.

Wash you hair, wear clean clothes, dont be aggressive, love your family, dont do drugs or gamble, dont tell lies, get a job you like doing, dont stay on the computer for hours, wear underam deodorant, brush your teeth, play music or sport of somekind. The thing is...women know just like men within a very short time if they are interested. After that...its just NOT being a douchebag to wipe out the rosecoloured glasses...however you have to be yourself or the douchbagness will come apparent and there is no end time for that.

Seriously....you cant make anybody love you...you know that. How many girls have had a crush on you that you thought...HELL NO! And even if you caved due to easy sex for a while...still the inlove never happens....its called seetling. Familiar looks and pheromones is what starts the lust....love grows from that if you are still compatible after 3 months.

seetling = settling...putting up with because you cant find anyone else to root.

Make lots of money, works every time.

Treat them all like shit.

Sounds mean but it's the truth, you'll have more chicks than you can handle.