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all cars should be banned

 
okieakes
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12/15/2012 08:18 AM
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all cars should be banned
More people die in auto car crashes then guns so lets take cars away and also Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are
120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician
is 0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:
Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is
80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups,
is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner
is .0000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
Almost everyone has at least one doctor.

This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be
killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!

Please alert your friends
to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large,
We withheld the statistics on
lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!
rantpopcorn
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 08:22 AM
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Re: all cars should be banned
Children should be banned too. Sarc
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 08:22 AM
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Re: all cars should be banned
Well why not cut off everyone's fingers, so nobody mess with triggers anymore.

No more diggin' noses aswell.
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 08:24 AM
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Re: all cars should be banned
Peanut butter should be banned
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 08:25 AM
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Re: all cars should be banned
Gun owners are feeling scared now. uhoh
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 08:32 AM
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Re: all cars should be banned
Ban violence in film and gaming. We seem a bit too blood thirsty. The roman coliseums still exist, just in a different form.

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