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So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...

 
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So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
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12/15/2012 12:44 PM
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
Good on you OP!!!
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12/15/2012 12:45 PM
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
 Quoting: Smart As Shit 29911936


No, big business thinking it can fuck with the consumer is the reason the economy is crashing. It's just starting to get the harsh wake up call that the consumer isn't the little bitch they thought it was, not completely.
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. angryface
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12/15/2012 12:48 PM
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
I thought "Kmart Shopper" was an insult.
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. angryface
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Ha, okay, it wasn't a mile long. But it was pretty god damned long. It was about 30 consumers long.
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
did she have 4 inch long nails and hair glued into place? hahaha


SHANIQUA!
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12/15/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
So you stole items because you couldn't be bothered to wait a few minutes? How is that a good noble thing? Sounds to me like a really decadent thing to do.
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12/15/2012 12:51 PM
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
It's easier then you think lol

I always bitch about things while standing in line.

But when you go to buy something other people copy you.

It works both ways.
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
 Quoting: ELNATHAN APOLLYON


First world problems indeed. We can boil everything down to "always someone worse off" That kid who hasn't eaten in days?

There's another kid in Russia being raped on film half a world away, every day, and kept in a closet when not filming. All for some fat fuck's profit.

Oh yeah, and there's a kid in Africa being skinned alive by his 12 year old comrades in arms because he gave intel on enemy locations to his older brother who happened to be working for the President.

Meanwhile there's a little girl in South America who is pregnant by her uncle and is being forced to carry the baby until it can be c-sectioned safely.

Problems? There's plenty to go around, and always someone worse off. Let's admit that.
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12/15/2012 12:53 PM
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So you stole items because you couldn't be bothered to wait a few minutes? How is that a good noble thing? Sounds to me like a really decadent thing to do.
 Quoting: John Kimble


he said he put the items down, not stole them...
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So you stole items because you couldn't be bothered to wait a few minutes? How is that a good noble thing? Sounds to me like a really decadent thing to do.
 Quoting: John Kimble


I put the items down, I didn't steal anything. Please read next time before you post.
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12/15/2012 12:55 PM
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
I'm probably on some sort of watch list now...

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12/15/2012 12:57 PM
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I'm probably on some sort of watch list now...

tissue
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


dont feel bad. I got banned from a local walmart once. I wasnt scarred for life.
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12/15/2012 12:58 PM

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Talk to the store-manager and get her ass fired! I hate slackers on the job.
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
So you stole items because you couldn't be bothered to wait a few minutes? How is that a good noble thing? Sounds to me like a really decadent thing to do.
 Quoting: John Kimble


No, stealing would be what the GOVERNMENT does when they take money out of MY paycheck that I WORKED for, to provide services that I MORALLY disagree with, to people that did NOTHING to DESERVE it!
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


WTH OP!???? !!!

These people get paid minimun wage. What do you expect?!
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12/15/2012 01:06 PM
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
just use the self checkout... i always do now because of the attitude i get from cashiers. its sad.
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12/15/2012 01:07 PM
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just use the self checkout... i always do now because of the attitude i get from cashiers. its sad.
 Quoting: Joey_Knish


man i hate the self checkout. i have walked out and left carts because that was the only option.
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just use the self checkout... i always do now because of the attitude i get from cashiers. its sad.
 Quoting: Joey_Knish


No self-checkout at this Kmart. They only ever keep 1 or 2 cashiers open, even during peak hours. They're failing fast because most customers walk out in annoyance from waiting now. This was just a bigger than normal chunk today... and all at once.

Their cashiers are lazy and rude, their machines never work, they wrongly price everything. In other words, it's like a normal kmart.
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just use the self checkout... i always do now because of the attitude i get from cashiers. its sad.
 Quoting: Joey_Knish


man i hate the self checkout. i have walked out and left carts because that was the only option.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Agreed 100%

I refuse to use self checkout.
If they want my business they better have a HUMAN there to work the register.

If not....I will find a store that does.
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12/15/2012 01:13 PM
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There is nothing more infuriating than waiting in the cashiers lane when stores are flush with customers. Some of these stores have 20+ lanes and only 4 in operation! Arrgghh! Good for you, I would have done the same.
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12/15/2012 01:15 PM
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
Aww I was waiting for the part where you say:

"So, I put my 3 items down, grab her cellphone and launch it across K Mart and say 'OK My ass just got to you... now hurry the fuck up before I start on your weave bitch!"

yeah.. I know... far too violent for a none violent person like me to say... lmao
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12/15/2012 01:17 PM

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I put the items down, I didn't steal anything. Please read next time before you post.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


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12/15/2012 01:20 PM

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I call the manager on my cell phone while standing in line...you should see the look on their face when you wave to them as you are bitching about the 20 closed lanes :)
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I call the manager on my cell phone while standing in line...you should see the look on their face when you wave to them as you are bitching about the 20 closed lanes :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


LMAO!!! xx
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12/15/2012 01:24 PM
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She was hoping to get fired.

Wouldn't have to pay for her next cell phone.
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
 Quoting: Smart As Shit 29911936


Dude....it's over, you just don't know it yet

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