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So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...

 
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So you stole items because you couldn't be bothered to wait a few minutes? How is that a good noble thing? Sounds to me like a really decadent thing to do.
 Quoting: John Kimble


No, stealing would be what the GOVERNMENT does when they take money out of MY paycheck that I WORKED for, to provide services that I MORALLY disagree with, to people that did NOTHING to DESERVE it!
 Quoting: UnmannedAerialPilot


never thought about it like that. that's great!
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
 Quoting: Smart As Shit 29911936







NO actually the cashier is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
 Quoting: ELNATHAN APOLLYON








You couldn't be in to much of a third world after all you have internet access.

If you're not in a third world what are you spewing about?
OR
Are you one of those liberal PUKES that compares everything to the worst possible case then believes we should all live that way?
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1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
 Quoting: ELNATHAN APOLLYON








You couldn't be in to much of a third world after all you have internet access.

If you're not in a third world what are you spewing about?
OR
Are you one of those liberal PUKES that compares everything to the worst possible case then believes we should all live that way?
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FWP used to be a trolling meme that stemmed from liberal argument points. Can't tell if he was trolling or not, unfortunately.
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


shaniqua
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


:shaniqua:
 Quoting: Lada D


She be all like...

to everything
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I can't believe Kmart is still even open.......the one here is a dive.......and in the last couple years I doubt I've ever seen more than 6-7 cars in the lot...

It's located in a strip mall where ALL the other stores have closed EXCEPT for a Cash Advance loan shark.

We are so fucked.
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Write a letter of complaint and get her arrogant ass fired. No doubt it will all be on CCTV for the management to see for themselves.
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1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
 Quoting: ELNATHAN APOLLYON


First world problems indeed. We can boil everything down to "always someone worse off" That kid who hasn't eaten in days?

There's another kid in Russia being raped on film half a world away, every day, and kept in a closet when not filming. All for some fat fuck's profit.

Oh yeah, and there's a kid in Africa being skinned alive by his 12 year old comrades in arms because he gave intel on enemy locations to his older brother who happened to be working for the President.

Meanwhile there's a little girl in South America who is pregnant by her uncle and is being forced to carry the baby until it can be c-sectioned safely.

Problems? There's plenty to go around, and always someone worse off. Let's admit that.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


That person you're responding to is a rather weird fuckhead. Ignore it. Sooner or later it will get the message and go away... at least one would think.
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
 Quoting: Smart As Shit 29911936


Dude....it's over, you just don't know it yet
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This. Eyes wide shut is what the hope and change is.
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
 Quoting: Smart As Shit 29911936


He probably went elsewhere to get same or similar items.

OP, good for you. I would have done the same. Of course, Sheniqua wouldn't have cared. Hopefully the manager saw what was going on.

I've noticed more and more that cashiers are checking their phones for text messages. Each time they do that the lines are held up longer and longer. It's worse than it ever was. I also notice a lot of personal conversations going on among cashiers. That really drives me crazy. They'll turn away from the register and it's party time.
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HOWARD DEAN: Benghazi is a laughable joke. (ARRRRRRRRRRRRR)
HELLARY: What difference does it make?
CARNEY: Benghazi happened a long
time ago.
CONGRESSMAN CUMMINGS: Death is a part of life.
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I can't believe Kmart is still even open.......the one here is a dive.......and in the last couple years I doubt I've ever seen more than 6-7 cars in the lot...

It's located in a strip mall where ALL the other stores have closed EXCEPT for a Cash Advance loan shark.

We are so fucked.
 Quoting: Boypony


Hope you don't live in Detroit.

The Kmarts where I live are thriving. Crowded as ever.

Last Edited by truthwillsetyoufreeagain on 12/15/2012 02:55 PM
886
NSC SPOKESMAN: Dude, This Was Like Two Years Ago.
HOWARD DEAN: Benghazi is a laughable joke. (ARRRRRRRRRRRRR)
HELLARY: What difference does it make?
CARNEY: Benghazi happened a long
time ago.
CONGRESSMAN CUMMINGS: Death is a part of life.
______________

As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.” - Elijah Parish Lovejoy(1802-1837)

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light...George Washington
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Re: So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...
I can't believe Kmart is still even open.......the one here is a dive.......and in the last couple years I doubt I've ever seen more than 6-7 cars in the lot...

It's located in a strip mall where ALL the other stores have closed EXCEPT for a Cash Advance loan shark.

We are so fucked.
 Quoting: Boypony


Hope you don't live in Detroit.

The Kmarts where I live are thriving. Crowded as ever.
 Quoting: truthwillsetyoufreeagain


Ours are crowded too, they just try to save money by only opening 1 or 2 registers at a time.
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I can't believe Kmart is still even open.......the one here is a dive.......and in the last couple years I doubt I've ever seen more than 6-7 cars in the lot...

It's located in a strip mall where ALL the other stores have closed EXCEPT for a Cash Advance loan shark.

We are so fucked.
 Quoting: Boypony


Hope you don't live in Detroit.

The Kmarts where I live are thriving. Crowded as ever.
 Quoting: truthwillsetyoufreeagain


Ours are crowded too, they just try to save money by only opening 1 or 2 registers at a time.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Call the manager, they will run a register just for you if it means losing a sale...I do it all the time.
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Sometimes the cashier is being abused also, as the store
management only put 1 cashier on to handle 30 people at this time of year.
So her reaction to being put in that position
is to not play.
The only option is that we all don't play and put the articles down and walk out
or go to the manager.
I think I would let someone higher up the line in K Mart
management know what is going on.
It could be some grinch in charge of the store today.
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This thread reminds me of this video of a so-called rep talking on a cell phone ignoring her constituency.

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This thread reminds me of this video of a so-called rep talking on a cell phone ignoring her constituency.


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ROFLMAO
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Great job!
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
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Cell phone use while they are supposed to be helping customers aggravates the living hell out of me! I honestly don't understand the need to talk, text, facebook and tweet to god and everyone every single moment of their life. I work in customer service and would never be that disrespectful to any of my customers.

This goes the other way too. When a customer is on their cell phone while being checked out (or in my case while boarding a plane) it is rude to the other customers behind them. It slows everything down because they are not as good at "multi-tasking" as they think they are.

Put down the fucking phone!! I mean everyone! Its so fucking rude!
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I call the manager on my cell phone while standing in line...you should see the look on their face when you wave to them as you are bitching about the 20 closed lanes :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


I've done that before .... very effective
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
 Quoting: Smart As Shit 29911936


yes, youare right, i think the ones that piss and shit all over their toilet seats to get even, when theyhavebeen screwed is the better method.

Shoving stuff down the toilets to make them run over isnot nice, however.

Leaving the spigots run is wasteful.

Running out the soap onto the floor is dangerous; someone may slip on it.

Pouring fingernail polish on the sink/toilet is REALLY nasty.
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Why didn't you report this bitch to the manager?
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Why didn't you report this bitch to the manager?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2116087


the manager was a couple feet away, actually. She didn't seem to give a fuck.
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1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
 Quoting: ELNATHAN APOLLYON


naw bro getting that product that he "doesn't NEED" was such a hassle

gfy op
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
 Quoting: Smart As Shit 29911936


No, big business thinking it can fuck with the consumer is the reason the economy is crashing. It's just starting to get the harsh wake up call that the consumer isn't the little bitch they thought it was, not completely.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


That bitch making minimum wage isn't big business...they will replace her and still fucc you in the ass...
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Sounds like you need to chill the fuck out OP!! Do you really think that you are so important that any retail business would give a fuck at an over emotional loud mouth...They would be glad to see you GTFO of their store.
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1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
 Quoting: ELNATHAN APOLLYON


naw bro getting that product that he "doesn't NEED" was such a hassle

gfy op
 Quoting: Shiftn 24699208


I didn't even get it! How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy Seeking a Friend for the End of the World on the 20th without a bag of doritos?

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I'd have duck walked her out the door.

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