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So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...

 
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
 Quoting: Smart As Shit 29911936


No, big business thinking it can fuck with the consumer is the reason the economy is crashing. It's just starting to get the harsh wake up call that the consumer isn't the little bitch they thought it was, not completely.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo




Uh no, you are both wrong.


The economy isnt crashing because of that. Learn a bit about economics.
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Good on you OP.
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


WTH OP!???? !!!

These people get paid minimun wage. What do you expect?!
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No Excuse for her behavior, especially cursing at a customer! ... She should be canned!
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Kmart is the worst. I feel the life being sucked out of me when I'm there.I am baffled how they are still in bubusiness.

Good for you!
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Sounds like you need to chill the fuck out OP!! Do you really think that you are so important that any retail business would give a fuck at an over emotional loud mouth...They would be glad to see you GTFO of their store.
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I knew I needed to chill out. I was just annoyed at the time because I had been waiting a half hour in the line for this woman.
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So many consumerism related problems would be solved if we could all just walk away, and towards what really counts: like family, relationships, neighbors, elderly, cleaning homes, attics, garages, cars, planning our future, educating ourselves, volunteering where needed,advancing in our career knowledge, physical exercise, home cooking meals and sharing with laughter...Yes,revolution, indeed!
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What you do is snort a huge luggy in your throat then spit it in her face. Then you proclaim "it is the mucus that binds us".

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1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
 Quoting: ELNATHAN APOLLYON


naw bro getting that product that he "doesn't NEED" was such a hassle

gfy op
 Quoting: Shiftn 24699208


I didn't even get it! How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy Seeking a Friend for the End of the World on the 20th without a bag of doritos?

tissue
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Dude, no way. Your so fucked.tounge
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1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
 Quoting: ELNATHAN APOLLYON


First world problems indeed. We can boil everything down to "always someone worse off" That kid who hasn't eaten in days?

There's another kid in Russia being raped on film half a world away, every day, and kept in a closet when not filming. All for some fat fuck's profit.

Oh yeah, and there's a kid in Africa being skinned alive by his 12 year old comrades in arms because he gave intel on enemy locations to his older brother who happened to be working for the President.

Meanwhile there's a little girl in South America who is pregnant by her uncle and is being forced to carry the baby until it can be c-sectioned safely.

Problems? There's plenty to go around, and always someone worse off. Let's admit that.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Yeah except you are listing all extreme situations for anyone anywhere.

The fact still remains you needed to put your big boy pants on to wait 3-5 more mins to be served.

Wow.
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
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You have to be joking right? If not, consider my mind officially blown. I can't fathom anyone being as dumb as you.
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Good for you!

Kmart is the worst. I feel life being sucked out of me when OK m there. I'm baffled how they are still in business. I only go there if I'm too time strapped to hit wallyworld or target.
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Power to the people!

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1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.
 Quoting: ELNATHAN APOLLYON


First world problems indeed. We can boil everything down to "always someone worse off" That kid who hasn't eaten in days?

There's another kid in Russia being raped on film half a world away, every day, and kept in a closet when not filming. All for some fat fuck's profit.

Oh yeah, and there's a kid in Africa being skinned alive by his 12 year old comrades in arms because he gave intel on enemy locations to his older brother who happened to be working for the President.

Meanwhile there's a little girl in South America who is pregnant by her uncle and is being forced to carry the baby until it can be c-sectioned safely.

Problems? There's plenty to go around, and always someone worse off. Let's admit that.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Yeah except you are listing all extreme situations for anyone anywhere.

The fact still remains you needed to put your big boy pants on to wait 3-5 more mins to be served.

Wow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26885962


I had been there a half hour, I wasn't going to be waiting there five minutes. The scanner was down and she was entering codes in manually and taking her time while talking on the phone. Try a half hour longer. It's not worth waiting in a line a full hour for 3 low cost items. I'm not that much of a sheep yet.
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You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!
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Dude....it's over, you just don't know it yet
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We are definitely headed for sheeeeeetstorm. sfan

That Baltic Dry Index is a leading indicator and has been in a pennant (flag) formation since 2008.
That is HUGE clue as to where the economy is headed.
The formation is almost complete.

Baltic Dry Index (BDI)
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


good for you!!, and good job not losing it on her I know I would of told her where she can shove that register, you did something much better, you made them lose money!
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AWESOME OP
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people who shop at kmart are part of the problem.
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I can't believe Kmart is still even open.......the one here is a dive.......and in the last couple years I doubt I've ever seen more than 6-7 cars in the lot...

It's located in a strip mall where ALL the other stores have closed EXCEPT for a Cash Advance loan shark.

We are so fucked.
 Quoting: Boypony


where did all the people go? What happened to them all ~! ?
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people who shop at kmart are part of the problem.
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Definitely. I go there for the deals, honestly. But if I can find a mom & pop I go there too. The problem is they destroyed all the mom & pops in the area, drove them under, now they're going under.
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they can care less, i work in a big box store.

she is getting time and a half shes working by herself. I doubt that she cares.

I sure wouldnt
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


good for you!!, and good job not losing it on her I know I would of told her where she can shove that register, you did something much better, you made them lose money!
 Quoting: GooliaJulia


I donot even know why i shop there, except for the fresh veggies and meat. Dollar General is my favorite.
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At that point OP, you should have done more. Seriously. I would and have decided that if their cashier's job is that easy, that they have time to multi-task, I feel it should be multi-tasking at their job.

Enter: "clean up in every aisle I can walk through"

No cashier enjoys picking up 3 boxes of gum poured out on her scanner. I know it's a total dick move, but if I'm going to pay for overpriced sweatshop shit, I'm going to get my moneys worth or a laugh at shaniqu'a expense...
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So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


cheers
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At that point OP, you should have done more. Seriously. I would and have decided that if their cashier's job is that easy, that they have time to multi-task, I feel it should be multi-tasking at their job.

Enter: "clean up in every aisle I can walk through"

No cashier enjoys picking up 3 boxes of gum poured out on her scanner. I know it's a total dick move, but if I'm going to pay for overpriced sweatshop shit, I'm going to get my moneys worth or a laugh at shaniqu'a expense...
 Quoting: Smashy76


Ha... I should have done that, but I know that would've been the one day I get arrested for black bloc shit.
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So you stole items because you couldn't be bothered to wait a few minutes? How is that a good noble thing? Sounds to me like a really decadent thing to do.
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Did you even read the story?

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!"
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Something sounds fishy about this story. OP painting self as hero with exaggerated self gratifying language like "revolution" makes me suspect a narcissist of the highest order. Don't doubt there was a line and probably an employee that didn't now to him or fully recognize the OP's perceived grace in a fashion he would demand. But highly doubt the voracity and the racial name calling stands out. Think there's at best hyperbole here. OP wants to be cooler than he is.

Interesting. I work in telecommunications and many stores are using tablets and smart phones for data and communications and some customers get mad because they think they're texting or using them for personal use. My guess is that something like that happened, there was no overt talking back or swearing by the clerk, and OP made up the story that made him look most cool.

OP will now push back and call names. But you know OP. You know. Shame on you - though now your massive ego will convince yourself that your story really happened. For someone who can piece together the story with limited information, it's pretty obvious this is fantasy. But nice try.

Don't doubt the line was pretty long and maybe they were understaffed. That's about all that adds up.
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Something sounds fishy about this story. OP painting self as hero with exaggerated self gratifying language like "revolution" makes me suspect a narcissist of the highest order. Don't doubt there was a line and probably an employee that didn't now to him or fully recognize the OP's perceived grace in a fashion he would demand. But highly doubt the voracity and the racial name calling stands out. Think there's at best hyperbole here. OP wants to be cooler than he is.

Interesting. I work in telecommunications and many stores are using tablets and smart phones for data and communications and some customers get mad because they think they're texting or using them for personal use. My guess is that something like that happened, there was no overt talking back or swearing by the clerk, and OP made up the story that made him look most cool.

OP will now push back and call names. But you know OP. You know. Shame on you - though now your massive ego will convince yourself that your story really happened. For someone who can piece together the story with limited information, it's pretty obvious this is fantasy. But nice try.

Don't doubt the line was pretty long and maybe they were understaffed. That's about all that adds up.
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I've noticed employees and even managers acting the same way more and more. They should be happy they have a job, but no...they are starting to go crazy.
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Something sounds fishy about this story. OP painting self as hero with exaggerated self gratifying language like "revolution" makes me suspect a narcissist of the highest order. Don't doubt there was a line and probably an employee that didn't now to him or fully recognize the OP's perceived grace in a fashion he would demand. But highly doubt the voracity and the racial name calling stands out. Think there's at best hyperbole here. OP wants to be cooler than he is.

Interesting. I work in telecommunications and many stores are using tablets and smart phones for data and communications and some customers get mad because they think they're texting or using them for personal use. My guess is that something like that happened, there was no overt talking back or swearing by the clerk, and OP made up the story that made him look most cool.

OP will now push back and call names. But you know OP. You know. Shame on you - though now your massive ego will convince yourself that your story really happened. For someone who can piece together the story with limited information, it's pretty obvious this is fantasy. But nice try.

Don't doubt the line was pretty long and maybe they were understaffed. That's about all that adds up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4394822



apparently you never been to a Kmart...trust me I believe the OP 100%..it was a revolution since the average shopper tends to put up with crap behavior from rude cashiers.

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