So I started a mini-revolution in Kmart today...

Ahahaha! Brief, that's a great idea! I'm sure I'll have the opportunity to give this a try in the next couple of days... I can't wait! Love it! Thanks!

actually, I've been sittin' on my big, fat AMERICAN arse all day...

no. you cannot be "lazy" and working both at the same time. What is missing is the mutual, forgiving, loving, nurturing, caring nature toward one another, our fellowman, and family members, Christian etc. brethren, and fellow, American citizen. Do unto others, as you would desire others to do unto you: courtesy, respect and politeness, a dying art.
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I once got kicked out of a Kroger when I did that and the manager came out...I wasn't kicked out for the phone call though, I made him apologize to the crowd standing in line and especially to an old lady that was obviously in pain standing there with her cart...he apologized and then told me I had to leave or he would call the cops...so I tossed my FULL cart aside and left...

Looks like Brief began a mini revolution of his own : )

Make sure when you do this you get it on video too folks and then post them here.

No self-checkout at this Kmart. They only ever keep 1 or 2 cashiers open, even during peak hours. They're failing fast because most customers walk out in annoyance from waiting now. This was just a bigger than normal chunk today... and all at once.

Their cashiers are lazy and rude, their machines never work, they wrongly price everything. In other words, it's like a normal kmart.

So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.

No, stealing would be what the GOVERNMENT does when they take money out of MY paycheck that I WORKED for, to provide services that I MORALLY disagree with, to people that did NOTHING to DESERVE it!

I was buying 2 cookie sheets today at a nationally recognized chain at a mall. Somehow she managed to mess up the transaction

She couldn't figure out.....

The total came to $42.58. I gave her a $50.00


Geeeee, how much change do you get..........


She fooled with a calcul;ator for about 2 minutes before I told her, ' "its $7.42 that you owe me.


The only thing she could say to me was " I'm not good at math"


We are breeding a group of idiots

You are the reason our economy is crashing bozo!

So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.

I'm probably on some sort of watch list now...

Then I got home, took a shite and whiped my arse with kitchen towels wondering how I would explain to my wife the shitty towels and the fact there was no toilet paper because I felt too goddamn good to wait 10 minutes in a line.

I was buying 2 cookie sheets today at a nationally recognized chain at a mall. Somehow she managed to mess up the transaction

1st world problems

3rd world is standing in line to get a bowl of cornmeal cause you havent eaten for days.

I was buying 2 cookie sheets today at a nationally recognized chain at a mall. Somehow she managed to mess up the transaction

She couldn't figure out.....

The total came to $42.58. I gave her a $50.00


Geeeee, how much change do you get..........


She fooled with a calcul;ator for about 2 minutes before I told her, ' "its $7.42 that you owe me.


The only thing she could say to me was " I'm not good at math"


We are breeding a group of idiots

This thread reminds me of this video of a so-called rep talking on a cell phone ignoring her constituency.

So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.

So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.

So I was in Kmart checking out, the line was a mile long. Kmart saw fit not to open any other registers. As you know it's close to Christmas. On a Saturday. So the cashier's there taking her time, and takes out her fucking cell phone and bitch starts talking to her friend while there tapping slowly on keys price checking every god damned thing and entering it manually into the cash register. So someone in the line asks her "Could you please hurry up, as you can see you have a line here?" she whirls on him and goes "Don't rush me! I'll take my OWN damned time! You wait your ass till I get to you!"

Long story short, I put down my three items rather than wait 2 hours to get to Shaniqua the nightmare cashier and say loudly "Not worth it!" and somehow end up starting a small walkout protest with 11 other people coming with me and Kmart losing a good amount of business including from what I could see a few TVs and RC cars and other big ticket items.

I once got kicked out of a Kroger when I did that and the manager came out...I wasn't kicked out for the phone call though, I made him apologize to the crowd standing in line and especially to an old lady that was obviously in pain standing there with her cart...he apologized and then told me I had to leave or he would call the cops...so I tossed my FULL cart aside and left...