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Message Subject USA Gun Control Timeline, a social experiment...Post Sandy Hook to Present
Poster Handle milehighmike
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Today might be the end of this thread...

Tim and his long-time girlfriend finally decided to tie the knot. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was reloading some shells for an upcoming hunt.

His new wife was standing there at the bench.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke. “Honey, I've been thinking… now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.”

Tim got this horrified look on his face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screamed, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't."
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