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Christians please pray for me.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 02:24 PM
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Christians please pray for me.
Hi there, can you please pray for me?

I think some people may have came to my house looking for me and I'm kinda scared/nervous. Please pray that they DO NOT come back, pray for my protection. Thank you.

Jesus bless you.
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12/15/2012 02:29 PM
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Re: Christians please pray for me.
Hi there, can you please pray for me?

I think some people may have came to my house looking for me and I'm kinda scared/nervous. Please pray that they DO NOT come back, pray for my protection. Thank you.

Jesus bless you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9442212


Relax..its just the JW's.

The way to get ridda them is to answer the door naked and smeared in peanut butter with a pentagram made from m&m's stuck to your chest.

Works every time.
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Re: Christians please pray for me.
st Michael prayer has already been prayed for you.
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12/15/2012 02:40 PM
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Re: Christians please pray for me.
st Michael prayer has already been prayed for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25672410


Praying to saints is IDOLATRY, NO Idolaters will inherit the Kingdom of God.

Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals,[a] nor sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. (1 Corinthians 6:9-10)

God bless.