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Don't you hate it when you can't keep a serious face????

 
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The arguments are random just to have a different kind of conversation ... It's not like I actually believe that Twilight is a great movie. It's just that I know that that will annoy him .... He also does the same ... like i said before we're like brother and sister.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You don't argue with your boyfriend if you love him.
You accept, that he is in your life, with his own life.

You do not try to make a soup out of his life and your life, mix it all together and after it is creamy and nice.

People are different. Notice that your boyfriend is different, he is not like you yourself, and the day he will be like you, he will leave you.

Now try to walk that walk that you do to adjust your boyfriend to your own settings.

You did not understand the concept of a relationship, up until now. It is definitly not only about open the legs.

I do not have the impression, frankly speaking, that you understood what I said, or accept what I said.

Maybe your place in life is not as a loving wife, but rather as a hooker or an internet porngirl.

That may sound rude, but it is meant like this, and every word i wrote, I sign it.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


I don't argue with him because he is different , I argue with him because it is fun ... and he does the same
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


you didn't read my reponse. Read it, or not. But don't answer me like that, don't take me for a connard !
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


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you're just a talking cock holster
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The arguments are random just to have a different kind of conversation ... It's not like I actually believe that Twilight is a great movie. It's just that I know that that will annoy him .... He also does the same ... like i said before we're like brother and sister.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You don't argue with your boyfriend if you love him.
You accept, that he is in your life, with his own life.

You do not try to make a soup out of his life and your life, mix it all together and after it is creamy and nice.

People are different. Notice that your boyfriend is different, he is not like you yourself, and the day he will be like you, he will leave you.

Now try to walk that walk that you do to adjust your boyfriend to your own settings.

You did not understand the concept of a relationship, up until now. It is definitly not only about open the legs.

I do not have the impression, frankly speaking, that you understood what I said, or accept what I said.

Maybe your place in life is not as a loving wife, but rather as a hooker or an internet porngirl.

That may sound rude, but it is meant like this, and every word i wrote, I sign it.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


I don't argue with him because he is different , I argue with him because it is fun ... and he does the same
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


you didn't read my reponse. Read it, or not. But don't answer me like that, don't take me for a connard !
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


Well, I read you answer like 3 times ... maybe I didn't understand what you meant .... and what is a connard ?
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OK... The thing is that I like to argue with my boyfriend...

For example, If i feel like arguing I may choose a topic like Twilight ... I start telling how twilight is much better than the movies he watches and stuff ... most of the times the conversations end with me telling him to fuck himself and he laughing .... I always try to not talk to him and keep a serious face but he always stares at me and says " i bet you will smile" ... and I smile ... I can't control it and it annoys me very much.

Have this happened to you? ...tips?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You are a typical bitch and he knows it...when he gets tired of your shit he will just whip out his dick and ram it into your mouth to shut you the fuck up or just leave...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Why am i always misunderstood ?!?!?! He also does it !!! It's something we do for fun !!!!!!
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


I didn't misunderstand, I know it's fun...what part of getting a blow job do you think a guy doesn't enjoy?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Well I do that enough.
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Ah women! You never cease to amaze me :)
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You are a typical bitch and he knows it...when he gets tired of your shit he will just whip out his dick and ram it into your mouth to shut you the fuck up or just leave...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Why am i always misunderstood ?!?!?! He also does it !!! It's something we do for fun !!!!!!
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


I didn't misunderstand, I know it's fun...what part of getting a blow job do you think a guy doesn't enjoy?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Well I do that enough.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Good girl, now go grab a beer and make me a sammich...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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It's just not an issue for me.
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You don't argue with your boyfriend if you love him.
You accept, that he is in your life, with his own life.

You do not try to make a soup out of his life and your life, mix it all together and after it is creamy and nice.

People are different. Notice that your boyfriend is different, he is not like you yourself, and the day he will be like you, he will leave you.

Now try to walk that walk that you do to adjust your boyfriend to your own settings.

You did not understand the concept of a relationship, up until now. It is definitly not only about open the legs.

I do not have the impression, frankly speaking, that you understood what I said, or accept what I said.

Maybe your place in life is not as a loving wife, but rather as a hooker or an internet porngirl.

That may sound rude, but it is meant like this, and every word i wrote, I sign it.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


I don't argue with him because he is different , I argue with him because it is fun ... and he does the same
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


you didn't read my reponse. Read it, or not. But don't answer me like that, don't take me for a connard !
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


Well, I read you answer like 3 times ... maybe I didn't understand what you meant .... and what is a connard ?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Well, first of all I don't really believe anymore that you are real, seeing your reponse.

I rather think you want to play with me ??
I am not into role play. I am always me. I don't change.

So, nice to have met you, good bye.
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You lost me when you said started praising twilight. he probably should have beaten you with a stick or sock full of nickels at that point.
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LOL +1
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Why am i always misunderstood ?!?!?! He also does it !!! It's something we do for fun !!!!!!
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


I didn't misunderstand, I know it's fun...what part of getting a blow job do you think a guy doesn't enjoy?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Well I do that enough.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Good girl, now go grab a beer and make me a sammich...
 Quoting: BRIEF


No, not that hahaha He would have to do something for me if he wants me to do that lol because he can do it.

He would have to watch one of the movies that I like with me without saying bad things about the movie
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What is this thread about again? I could of swore my cock twitched when I read the title, but now I am not so sure. band
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I didn't misunderstand, I know it's fun...what part of getting a blow job do you think a guy doesn't enjoy?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Well I do that enough.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Good girl, now go grab a beer and make me a sammich...
 Quoting: BRIEF


No, not that hahaha He would have to do something for me if he wants me to do that lol because he can do it.

He would have to watch one of the movies that I like with me without saying bad things about the movie
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Meh, unzips pants...
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Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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I don't argue with him because he is different , I argue with him because it is fun ... and he does the same
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


you didn't read my reponse. Read it, or not. But don't answer me like that, don't take me for a connard !
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


Well, I read you answer like 3 times ... maybe I didn't understand what you meant .... and what is a connard ?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Well, first of all I don't really believe anymore that you are real, seeing your reponse.

I rather think you want to play with me ??
I am not into role play. I am always me. I don't change.

So, nice to have met you, good bye.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


HEY, I'm 100% serious ...what i understood when I read you answer was that I shouldnt annoy my bf and that i would probably end up being alone or being a hooker... isn't that what you meant?

and i still don't know what connard is.
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He should leave you and find a girl that has better interests than watching shit movies and talking to wack-jobs on a website.
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Well I do that enough.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Good girl, now go grab a beer and make me a sammich...
 Quoting: BRIEF


No, not that hahaha He would have to do something for me if he wants me to do that lol because he can do it.

He would have to watch one of the movies that I like with me without saying bad things about the movie
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Meh, unzips pants...
 Quoting: BRIEF


The same rules would apply
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What is this thread about again? I could of swore my cock twitched when I read the title, but now I am not so sure. band
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


It's about not being able to keep a serious face when I'm trying to not talking to my bf and that he stares and me trying to make me laugh
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He should leave you and find a girl that has better interests than watching shit movies and talking to wack-jobs on a website.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21037792


Whatever, i am an excellent girlfriend.
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Good girl, now go grab a beer and make me a sammich...
 Quoting: BRIEF


No, not that hahaha He would have to do something for me if he wants me to do that lol because he can do it.

He would have to watch one of the movies that I like with me without saying bad things about the movie
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Meh, unzips pants...
 Quoting: BRIEF


The same rules would apply
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


What does it take to get you to swallow?
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No, not that hahaha He would have to do something for me if he wants me to do that lol because he can do it.

He would have to watch one of the movies that I like with me without saying bad things about the movie
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Meh, unzips pants...
 Quoting: BRIEF


The same rules would apply
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


What does it take to get you to swallow?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Umm... IDK... I guess it depends on how I feel... I don't really like that stuff in my mouth... most of the times i tell him to tell me before he is about to cum... i guess i can do it on special occasions.
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Meh, unzips pants...
 Quoting: BRIEF


The same rules would apply
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


What does it take to get you to swallow?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Umm... IDK... I guess it depends on how I feel... I don't really like that stuff in my mouth... most of the times i tell him to tell me before he is about to cum... i guess i can do it on special occasions.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Don't be a cum dodger...if I have to tap you on the shoulder you had better start looking for another place to live :)
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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You lost me when you said started praising twilight. he probably should have beaten you with a stick or sock full of nickels at that point.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


This
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The same rules would apply
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


What does it take to get you to swallow?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Umm... IDK... I guess it depends on how I feel... I don't really like that stuff in my mouth... most of the times i tell him to tell me before he is about to cum... i guess i can do it on special occasions.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Don't be a cum dodger...if I have to tap you on the shoulder you had better start looking for another place to live :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Why do guys want their gfs to swallow? Isn't it the same if he does it outside of the the mouth?
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You lost me when you said started praising twilight. he probably should have beaten you with a stick or sock full of nickels at that point.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


This
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29907979


It was just an example ! it's just because he doesn't like the movie
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Meh, unzips pants...
 Quoting: BRIEF


The same rules would apply
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


What does it take to get you to swallow?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Umm... IDK... I guess it depends on how I feel... I don't really like that stuff in my mouth... most of the times i tell him to tell me before he is
about to cum... i guess i can do it on special occasions.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Don't talk to Brief, he is jacking off to your every word.
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The same rules would apply
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


What does it take to get you to swallow?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Umm... IDK... I guess it depends on how I feel... I don't really like that stuff in my mouth... most of the times i tell him to tell me before he is
about to cum... i guess i can do it on special occasions.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Don't talk to Brief, he is jacking off to your every word.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29907979


LOL
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putin

Why don't you start a blog so you can post all your mind-numbing drama in one easy to avoid location?


charlie

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putin

Why don't you start a blog so you can post all your mind-numbing drama in one easy to avoid location?


charlie
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Because I love glpers .
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you didn't read my reponse. Read it, or not. But don't answer me like that, don't take me for a connard !
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


Well, I read you answer like 3 times ... maybe I didn't understand what you meant .... and what is a connard ?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Well, first of all I don't really believe anymore that you are real, seeing your reponse.

I rather think you want to play with me ??
I am not into role play. I am always me. I don't change.

So, nice to have met you, good bye.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


HEY, I'm 100% serious ...what i understood when I read you answer was that I shouldnt annoy my bf and that i would probably end up being alone or being a hooker... isn't that what you meant?

and i still don't know what connard is.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


No, that is not written in my thread. To be clear: your summary was wrong.

You should read my thread one more time, with thinking, and no, you do not have to swallow.


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Well, I read you answer like 3 times ... maybe I didn't understand what you meant .... and what is a connard ?
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Well, first of all I don't really believe anymore that you are real, seeing your reponse.

I rather think you want to play with me ??
I am not into role play. I am always me. I don't change.

So, nice to have met you, good bye.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


HEY, I'm 100% serious ...what i understood when I read you answer was that I shouldnt annoy my bf and that i would probably end up being alone or being a hooker... isn't that what you meant?

and i still don't know what connard is.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


No, that is not written in my thread. To be clear: your summary was wrong.

You should read my thread one more time, with thinking, and no, you do not have to swallow.


:Hi_1:
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


Please explain, I've read it multiple times and I don't know what you meant.

And good to know... I think that putting his part in my mouth is good enough
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