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Toilet paper how much do you use

 
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12/15/2012 04:34 PM
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Toilet paper how much do you use
If you have a big ass do you use more I use a roll per cable laying operation lollmao
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Thread: The boogie man is trying to steal my toilet paper laugh
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
i can't understand why poop roll is so fucking expensive?
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Pin this shit talk lol
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
i can't understand why poop roll is so fucking expensive?
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get it from the pound shop... they do nouvelle which is a brand name. 4 rolls for a pound... my buns tell me 'thank you' all the time... ohyeah
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i can't understand why poop roll is so fucking expensive?
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get it from the pound shop... they do nouvelle which is a brand name. 4 rolls for a pound... my buns tell me 'thank you' all the time... ohyeah
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found good deal with ebay, guy sent me sample great soft paper 200 sheets per roll 108 rolls for £14
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12/15/2012 04:54 PM
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As genius Sheryl Crow suggested- I only use one sheet. Single ply. I'm that ninja. matrix
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12/15/2012 05:00 PM
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I use ALOT.
It's imperative that I stay absolutely spotless back there!
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
i can't understand why poop roll is so fucking expensive?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29947658


get it from the pound shop... they do nouvelle which is a brand name. 4 rolls for a pound... my buns tell me 'thank you' all the time... ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12514779


found good deal with ebay, guy sent me sample great soft paper 200 sheets per roll 108 rolls for £14
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Whoah! Good deal!!
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12/15/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
I rip 2 sheets off the roll, fold over to make 1 extra double layer, wipe, then fold over, and wipe again. Obviously wiping on the 2nd fold over one must be more precise ;) Will repeat the whole process once more with new 2 sheets if really needed, for example, after a curry ;)
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12/15/2012 05:16 PM
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Depends what was on the menu.
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One up, one down and one to polish.
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12/15/2012 05:17 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
Toilet paper? Whats that? I just lift my legs up and drag my ass across the living room carpet by my hands.
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12/15/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
Americans have dirty assholes. Proper hygiene cannot be achieved using just dry paper. Proper hygiene requires a wash of water.
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12/15/2012 05:19 PM
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Here's a pro tipp from some german braindead tv show. :)

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12/15/2012 05:40 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
Americans have dirty assholes. Proper hygiene cannot be achieved using just dry paper. Proper hygiene requires a wash of water.
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that's why the dog is always sniffing around your butt dude
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
tons!

too much in fact. i'm a little ocd about it.

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12/15/2012 05:51 PM
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I'm stocked for apoc. 5a
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As genius Sheryl Crow suggested- I only use one sheet. Single ply. I'm that ninja. matrix
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She must shit Saran wrapped turds.
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
If you have a big ass do you use more I use a roll per cable laying operation lollmao
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Toilet paper and shoe laces are for suckers.
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12/15/2012 06:30 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
i probs use about 2 sheets a time,but my bitch uses's like 15 toilet rolls to my 1 every fortnight,nothing worse when your doing a shit and theres none left.

Women use 15 times more shit roll,fact.
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12/15/2012 06:32 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
One sheet - single ply. Never any more.
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12/16/2012 12:57 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
never wipe my arse, just let the mush dry out and have a good scratch after and sniff my hands226
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12/17/2012 07:28 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
butt juice is health
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12/17/2012 07:33 PM
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None. I just use my hand.
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12/17/2012 07:34 PM
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butt juice is health
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That's between me and my fingers!
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12/17/2012 07:35 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
:toilet:roll
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12/17/2012 07:50 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
I use ALOT.
It's imperative that I stay absolutely spotless back there!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15215384
yes but paper doesnt do 100% job on the rusty bullet hole a bidet is essential or faling that sploshing the sherrifs badge with water result = squeaky clean
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
never wipe my arse, just let the mush dry out and have a good scratch after and sniff my hands226
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Please may i never follow you in the veg and salad section of tescos
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12/17/2012 07:56 PM
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
If you have a big ass do you use more I use a roll per cable laying operation lollmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1820766


tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp tp
Here ya go OP, wouldn't want you to run out of bog roll.
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Re: Toilet paper how much do you use
i can't understand why poop roll is so fucking expensive?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29947658
cause they know you have to have it. i'd pay whatever they asked. i feel relieved it is as cheep as it is.