Toilet paper how much do you use

Thread: The boogie man is trying to steal my toilet paper

i can't understand why poop roll is so fucking expensive?

Pin this shit talk lol

get it from the pound shop... they do nouvelle which is a brand name. 4 rolls for a pound... my buns tell me 'thank you' all the time...

found good deal with ebay, guy sent me sample great soft paper 200 sheets per roll 108 rolls for £14

As genius Sheryl Crow suggested- I only use one sheet. Single ply. I'm that ninja.

I use ALOT.
It's imperative that I stay absolutely spotless back there!

Whoah! Good deal!!

I rip 2 sheets off the roll, fold over to make 1 extra double layer, wipe, then fold over, and wipe again. Obviously wiping on the 2nd fold over one must be more precise ;) Will repeat the whole process once more with new 2 sheets if really needed, for example, after a curry ;)

Depends what was on the menu.

One up, one down and one to polish.

Toilet paper? Whats that? I just lift my legs up and drag my ass across the living room carpet by my hands.

Americans have dirty assholes. Proper hygiene cannot be achieved using just dry paper. Proper hygiene requires a wash of water.

Here's a pro tipp from some german braindead tv show. :)

that's why the dog is always sniffing around your butt dude

tons!

too much in fact. i'm a little ocd about it.

I'm stocked for apoc.

She must shit Saran wrapped turds.

Toilet paper and shoe laces are for suckers.

i probs use about 2 sheets a time,but my bitch uses's like 15 toilet rolls to my 1 every fortnight,nothing worse when your doing a shit and theres none left.

Women use 15 times more shit roll,fact.

One sheet - single ply. Never any more.

never wipe my arse, just let the mush dry out and have a good scratch after and sniff my hand

butt juice is health

None. I just use my hand.

That's between me and my fingers!

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yes but paper doesnt do 100% job on the rusty bullet hole a bidet is essential or faling that sploshing the sherrifs badge with water result = squeaky clean

Please may i never follow you in the veg and salad section of tescos

Here ya go OP, wouldn't want you to run out of bog roll.

cause they know you have to have it. i'd pay whatever they asked. i feel relieved it is as cheep as it is.