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Gitchie User ID: 24241423 United States 12/17/2012 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One square. I rip one square off the toilet paper roll then punch a single hole in the middle of the square with my finger. I let the square drape down onto my hand as my finger is still through the center of the square. I then stick my finger up into my anus and wipe with the square. When I am done wiping, I bring my hand back up and wipe the poo-poo flu off of my entire finger. I then use the small circle of toilet paper (which was left over after punching my finger through the square) to clean under my fingernail. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19490298 United States 12/17/2012 08:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One square. Quoting: Gitchie 24241423 I rip one square off the toilet paper roll then punch a single hole in the middle of the square with my finger. I let the square drape down onto my hand as my finger is still through the center of the square. I then stick my finger up into my anus and wipe with the square. When I am done wiping, I bring my hand back up and wipe the poo-poo flu off of my entire finger. I then use the small circle of toilet paper (which was left over after punching my finger through the square) to clean under my fingernail. Sounds like a sterile procedure to me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30156319 United Kingdom 12/18/2012 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | never wipe my arse, just let the mush dry out and have a good scratch after and sniff my hand Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29947658 Please may i never follow you in the veg and salad section of tescos oh, come on dude you'd love the new freshness it would bring to the fruit n' veg counter. |
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EJ25LVR User ID: 514219 United States 12/18/2012 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well it depends if i drop a slider (a turd that just slides right out with ease and when you wipe there's hardly anything on the shit paper) or one of those fudgey shits that tend to want to adhere to your ass crack no matter how much you wipe. thankfully i have more sliders than fudge shits. when its the hershey squirts all bets are off on how much will be needed since you need a helluva lot to ensure it doesn't soak through the shit paper and get all over your hands. Wherever you go,there you are. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
EJ25LVR User ID: 514219 United States 12/18/2012 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thats some sick shit, a mental image tried to creep in my head but i had to force it away. lol Wherever you go,there you are. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
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Lotus Flower User ID: 16091860 United Kingdom 12/18/2012 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well it depends if i drop a slider (a turd that just slides right out with ease and when you wipe there's hardly anything on the shit paper) or one of those fudgey shits that tend to want to adhere to your ass crack no matter how much you wipe. Quoting: EJ25LVR thankfully i have more sliders than fudge shits. when its the hershey squirts all bets are off on how much will be needed since you need a helluva lot to ensure it doesn't soak through the shit paper and get all over your hands. f-f-f-f-f-fudge shits Lotus Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2 One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt |
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EJ25LVR User ID: 514219 United States 12/18/2012 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well it depends if i drop a slider (a turd that just slides right out with ease and when you wipe there's hardly anything on the shit paper) or one of those fudgey shits that tend to want to adhere to your ass crack no matter how much you wipe. Quoting: EJ25LVR thankfully i have more sliders than fudge shits. when its the hershey squirts all bets are off on how much will be needed since you need a helluva lot to ensure it doesn't soak through the shit paper and get all over your hands. f-f-f-f-f-fudge shits LOL Wherever you go,there you are. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
JeffSam9 User ID: 30753680 Thailand 12/24/2012 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone needs to get a hand held bidet sprayer and then you won't need nearly as much toilet paper. With these you can use a towel to just dry off (yes your own personal towel for those with no imagination) or a much smaller amount of toilet paper. I think Dr. Oz on Oprah said it best: "if you had pee or poop on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it off with paper, would you? You'd wash it off" It makes cleaning the toilet itself a breeze also. For those of us who really like to be clean it is the best invention since the toilet. Available at [link to www.bathroomsprayers.com.] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29791397 United States 12/24/2012 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've learned to be thrifty when it comes to my toilet paper. I take one square, fold it in half and then fold it in half again making it a quarter the original size. I tear a tiny little piece from the corner that actually is the center of the square. I unfold it, and I have a perfect little hole in the middle of the square just big enough for my finger. I stick my finger thru the hole and wipe my ass as good as I can. Then I pull the toilet paper up my finger cleaning off most all the shit off my finger. I don't waste a bit, I then take that little piece I tore out of the center and I use it to clean under my finger nail. No way am I going to go without my toilet paper in the coming disaster. I save on food by eating boogers but I have to make sure I eat before I shit because it just ruins them. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29791397 United States 12/24/2012 01:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone needs to get a hand held bidet sprayer and then you won't need nearly as much toilet paper. With these you can use a towel to just dry off (yes your own personal towel for those with no imagination) or a much smaller amount of toilet paper. I think Dr. Oz on Oprah said it best: "if you had pee or poop on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it off with paper, would you? You'd wash it off" It makes cleaning the toilet itself a breeze also. For those of us who really like to be clean it is the best invention since the toilet. Available at [link to www.bathroomsprayers.com.] Quoting: JeffSam9 30753680 That makes a lot of sense. I got one of those in the kitchen. I think Ill start trying the bidet sprayer method.. Just don't tell the wife... |
mattstyle User ID: 25733244 United States 12/24/2012 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Theres a toilet paper conspiracy. Chlorine used to bleach the paper may increase chances of prostate cancer |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24931009 United States 12/24/2012 01:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bidet? I thought that was an eye wash station? As for TP I usually leave the roll off the roller and cup the roll in my left hand then pull about an arms length like I was stripping off fishing line then double over a few times until I have a nice pad covering my palm and then go to work. Sometimes I'll fold that over if it feels like it came off pretty clean but otherwise repeat. Definitely keep the quality of plumbing in mind when trying this method as it can require a courtesy flush or two if the suction is substandard. And some of you must have very small hands or lots of those sliders...seriously 7 sheets average? |