Bidet? I thought that was an eye wash station?

As for TP I usually leave the roll off the roller and cup the roll in my left hand then pull about an arms length like I was stripping off fishing line then double over a few times until I have a nice pad covering my palm and then go to work. Sometimes I'll fold that over if it feels like it came off pretty clean but otherwise repeat. Definitely keep the quality of plumbing in mind when trying this method as it can require a courtesy flush or two if the suction is substandard.

And some of you must have very small hands or lots of those sliders...seriously 7 sheets average?