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IRAN plans to legalize weed!

 
~THE IRANIAN~
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The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media.

[link to dailycurrant.com]
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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This is the best news i've heard all year!
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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Oh my Gawd! Yet another reason to nuke Iran!
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12/15/2012 06:09 PM
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Fascinating
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12/15/2012 06:12 PM

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Oh my Gawd! Yet another reason to nuke Iran!
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TRUE!
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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12/15/2012 06:19 PM

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I'm jelly.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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12/15/2012 06:20 PM
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But those caught with paraphernalia will be stoned to death and hung in the town square.
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A bunch of stoned terrorists? Cool
“Expectations are the root of all heartache”
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12/15/2012 06:21 PM

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A bunch of stoned terrorists? Cool
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Jealous? ;)
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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12/15/2012 06:22 PM
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Go Ahmedinejad! I hope you will turn away from the death penalty also. Killing people over nothing at all....
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12/15/2012 06:24 PM
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A bunch of stoned terrorists? Cool
 Quoting: Etta


Jealous? ;)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Obviously.
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12/15/2012 06:24 PM
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the opium dollor just got alittle weaker
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12/15/2012 06:24 PM

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The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media.

[link to dailycurrant.com]
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Keep 'em stoned and docile.
Hmmm....where have I heard that being done before? hmm nazi
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12/15/2012 06:24 PM
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bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag

that site is similar to the onion. it's a fake news website, which you can easily tell by reading the last paragraph.
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12/15/2012 06:25 PM
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Cool!

How do they like to smoke it? Hookahs, joints mixed with hash, bowls? Just wondering Iranian...
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12/15/2012 06:25 PM
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fascinatingly fake5absflag
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12/15/2012 06:25 PM
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unpin this shit
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12/15/2012 06:25 PM
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Thats it im getting my ticket to tehran for 2013

hf
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12/15/2012 06:26 PM
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or I guess its the opium pound note

and the coca dollor
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12/15/2012 06:26 PM
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Dumbass.


"The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide - now including South Sudan.

Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward.

Q. Are your newstories real?

A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world"



FROM [link to dailycurrant.com]
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12/15/2012 06:28 PM
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Good thing. That plant is the future in food, fuel, industry and medicin. It s ridicilous that it scheduled almost everywhere.
It s sick that the corporate lobby keeps supressing this plant.
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12/15/2012 06:29 PM
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bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag

that site is similar to the onion. it's a fake news website, which you can easily tell by reading the last paragraph.
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Man I wish they did though. The whole situation in the Middle East would get a whole lot less tense real fast.
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12/15/2012 06:31 PM

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A bunch of stoned terrorists? Cool
 Quoting: Etta


Jealous? ;)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


No. I live in Washington state. I don't smoke weed though.
“Expectations are the root of all heartache”
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12/15/2012 06:32 PM
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I'm jelly.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


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bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag

that site is similar to the onion. it's a fake news website, which you can easily tell by reading the last paragraph.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29974722


Man I wish they did though. The whole situation in the Middle East would get a whole lot less tense real fast.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27794775


What fun would that be.
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12/15/2012 06:32 PM

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This is so f.....Ing Stupid
The don't even drink

bsflag
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12/15/2012 06:32 PM
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I'm not a fan of the weed but I say heck yeah - maybe now those effers will chill the heck out...

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This is so f.....Ing Stupid
The don't even drink

bsflag
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12/15/2012 06:34 PM

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Next thing you know, they will legalize gay marriage. Could you imagine? So dude would have like 12 husbands. Who would be in charge?
“Expectations are the root of all heartache”
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12/15/2012 06:34 PM
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Thats 1 way to end a war. Stoners don't fight.
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12/15/2012 06:34 PM

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Only for Hassan-i Sabbah's Hashshashins yoda
To know means to know all. Not to know all means not to know. In order to know all, it is only necessary to know a little. But, in order to know this little, it is first necessary to know pretty much.
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