IRAN plans to legalize weed!

LOL:

Mr. Ahmadinejad then touted the high quality of marijuana that is grown in Iran and indicated that it could compete on the international market.

“We have thousands of varieties of marijuana that can be grown in Iran that are just as good, if not better, than anything found in the Satanic West: Tehran Gold, Mohammad Jane, Persian Grass, Larijani Lotus and Tabriz Tobacco, just to name a few,” he said. “Have you ever tried the weeds they grow in Great Satan America? I tried it in college at Tehran University and wanted to puke.”

Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;)

There are only 36 people here. Nine of which vote Republican, twelve of which vote Democrat, eight of which are liberal 3rd party and the rest have no political affiliation....and yet we ALL think you're a complete idiot and completely loathe you. :)

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Nice try folks.

im sure you dont have drunk idiots beating other drunk idiots

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you get your dope from Afghanistan, but the Iranian border guard clamp down hard on the stuff

still Iran is a big country, weed is bound to enter it and I read an article in 2002 about the increase of marijuana consumption in Iran, of course that was after the US invasion/liberation (whatever you wanna call it) of Afghanistan.. NO taliban = more drugs on the market

For those wanting to broaden their view... here is an interesting documentary about Iran (different than the mainstream media poses them)

[link to www.watchdoable.com]
( Also very nice to watch while tokin' it up, hehe ;) )

yes the old man of the mountain's children!

it wasnt the iranians that was causing te trouble though was it?

Seriously? By the LAST paragraph???!



Besides, hemp is legal in Iran since the seeds are eaten, with its health benefits well known to people. They are allowed to cultivate the plant for food.

Yeah, back then was around the time student protests broke out. Marijuana was widely used then. Any connection? You tell me.

Nowadays there's harddrugs cheaper than cigarettes and an addict in a lot of families.

One would wish they'd use more pot than that hard drugs that's rotting them away.

Rock on Iran!

So the race is on to see who comes up with the first all natural 20 ft hemp plant.

Texas pan handlers Vs. Iran and the 'flying carpet consortium' of 40 (Robin Hood type) Thieves

Weave the leaves into a basket and smoke it or grind it up and mix it with flour, might as well throw in some poppy flavoring in the flour as well. That way when you lose a foot you will just ask for another sandwich.

I think we should have it on the table, seriously. We should just air drop bags of weed and pipes on whoever wherever the conflict is. Man, I would like to see that tried just once. Compared to the stuff that actually happens, its actually extremely sane.

UNPIN THE SOURCE IS FAKE..

That means Iran has a non for profit prison system (unlike the USA) that warehouses perpertrators of victimless crimes. (Furnicate under the command of the king)

I'm sorry to tell you this OP but that website is satirical, like "the onion".

However, Iran already has some of the most tolerant laws on marijuana, according to wiki [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb.

LOL!
Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons.
GJ.

Go see a doctor.

I dont need to.

It's a satire news source people...

it may be satire but I got stoned on hash and weed in DC in the late 70's with some Iranian emigres, and they certainly weren't noobs...

get yourself to a psychiatric hospital as soon as possible, There should be one in Warsaw.

It all depends on how much weed they have stored. If they have stock piles then i will concur only when i am ready, and have moved on the same longitude for solar winds high.

LOL! Zio-morons felt offended.

I recommend you to burn some herbs it may decrease a little bit of your anger.

Wow surprising news, good for you iran, my congrats!!

I hope they legalize in Brasil too, but here the politicians are a bunch of corrupt fake moralists mtfkrs.

Now why would anybody want to ban something called 'black-whiskey'?

This is the Persian Gulf after all, make 'them' an island resort for that 'loud-crowd' and they bring their own servants and food and such is supplied by the locals who deliver it to a port close by. They do the daily things that come with banking and looking for the best deal online. The 6 week snow ski package had two versions, under 20 and over 20 and only 3 in any group.Drinks included as are the passes to the 14 different lodges along the way. Money is money and if you build it they will come. Iran has two untouched mountain ranges and with an abundance of power coming online Disney should submit some drawings that would light up the range with any lodges and the international travelers landing on the snow itself and that is the only part of Iran they see on that tour. The citizens are the unseen hands that keep the parts coming and the ones who use the facilities can supply the manpower as a reduced rate in exchange for services rendered. That way nobody is left out and the rich get the isolation they so richly deserve and the citizens are the middle men and balancing the books means the venture last a long time, tourism never goes out of style.

How long would it take somebody 12 to pass high school if he has it on a carry along device? Before 12 they can be the last companions the old get to see in life.

Last Edited by MHz on 12/15/2012 07:50 PM