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IRAN plans to legalize weed!

 
Jumada

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Mr. Ahmadinejad then touted the high quality of marijuana that is grown in Iran and indicated that it could compete on the international market.

“We have thousands of varieties of marijuana that can be grown in Iran that are just as good, if not better, than anything found in the Satanic West: Tehran Gold, Mohammad Jane, Persian Grass, Larijani Lotus and Tabriz Tobacco, just to name a few,” he said. “Have you ever tried the weeds they grow in Great Satan America? I tried it in college at Tehran University and wanted to puke.”
~THE IRANIAN~ (OP)

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12/15/2012 06:36 PM
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Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;)
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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12/15/2012 06:39 PM
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Oh my Gawd! Yet another reason to nuke Iran!
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There are only 36 people here. Nine of which vote Republican, twelve of which vote Democrat, eight of which are liberal 3rd party and the rest have no political affiliation....and yet we ALL think you're a complete idiot and completely loathe you. :)
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12/15/2012 06:48 PM
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Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


im sure you dont have drunk idiots beating other drunk idiots
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12/15/2012 06:48 PM
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Breaking: Thread: Breaking! Iran: Patriot missles in Turkey threatens World War
Jumada

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Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


you get your dope from Afghanistan, but the Iranian border guard clamp down hard on the stuff

still Iran is a big country, weed is bound to enter it and I read an article in 2002 about the increase of marijuana consumption in Iran, of course that was after the US invasion/liberation (whatever you wanna call it) of Afghanistan.. NO taliban = more drugs on the market
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12/15/2012 06:50 PM
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For those wanting to broaden their view... here is an interesting documentary about Iran (different than the mainstream media poses them)

[link to www.watchdoable.com]
( Also very nice to watch while tokin' it up, hehe ;) )
Mi'Kmaq

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12/15/2012 06:52 PM
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yes the old man of the mountain's children!
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12/15/2012 06:55 PM
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Thats 1 way to end a war. Stoners don't fight.
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it wasnt the iranians that was causing te trouble though was it?
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12/15/2012 06:56 PM
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bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag

that site is similar to the onion. it's a fake news website, which you can easily tell by reading the last paragraph.
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Seriously? By the LAST paragraph???!

wtf

Besides, hemp is legal in Iran since the seeds are eaten, with its health benefits well known to people. They are allowed to cultivate the plant for food.
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12/15/2012 06:58 PM
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Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


you get your dope from Afghanistan, but the Iranian border guard clamp down hard on the stuff

still Iran is a big country, weed is bound to enter it and I read an article in 2002 about the increase of marijuana consumption in Iran, of course that was after the US invasion/liberation (whatever you wanna call it) of Afghanistan.. NO taliban = more drugs on the market
 Quoting: Jumada


Yeah, back then was around the time student protests broke out. Marijuana was widely used then. Any connection? You tell me.

Nowadays there's harddrugs cheaper than cigarettes and an addict in a lot of families.

One would wish they'd use more pot than that hard drugs that's rotting them away.
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12/15/2012 07:01 PM
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Rock on Iran!
MHz

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12/15/2012 07:01 PM
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So the race is on to see who comes up with the first all natural 20 ft hemp plant.

Texas pan handlers Vs. Iran and the 'flying carpet consortium' of 40 (Robin Hood type) Thieves
MHz

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12/15/2012 07:06 PM
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Yeah, back then was around the time student protests broke out. Marijuana was widely used then. Any connection? You tell me.

Nowadays there's harddrugs cheaper than cigarettes and an addict in a lot of families.

One would wish they'd use more pot than that hard drugs that's rotting them away.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935

Weave the leaves into a basket and smoke it or grind it up and mix it with flour, might as well throw in some poppy flavoring in the flour as well. That way when you lose a foot you will just ask for another sandwich.
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12/15/2012 07:08 PM
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bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag

that site is similar to the onion. it's a fake news website, which you can easily tell by reading the last paragraph.
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Man I wish they did though. The whole situation in the Middle East would get a whole lot less tense real fast.
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What fun would that be.
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I think we should have it on the table, seriously. We should just air drop bags of weed and pipes on whoever wherever the conflict is. Man, I would like to see that tried just once. Compared to the stuff that actually happens, its actually extremely sane.
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12/15/2012 07:09 PM
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This is the best news i've heard all year!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~





hf
i love you:)
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12/15/2012 07:12 PM
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bsflag

UNPIN THE SOURCE IS FAKE..
Hugh G. Rechtion

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12/15/2012 07:12 PM
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That means Iran has a non for profit prison system (unlike the USA) that warehouses perpertrators of victimless crimes. (Furnicate under the command of the king)
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12/15/2012 07:18 PM
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I'm sorry to tell you this OP but that website is satirical, like "the onion".

However, Iran already has some of the most tolerant laws on marijuana, according to wiki [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
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12/15/2012 07:23 PM
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The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media.

[link to dailycurrant.com]
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~



The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb.

LOL!
Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons.
GJ.

peace
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12/15/2012 07:23 PM
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The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media.

[link to dailycurrant.com]
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~



The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb.

LOL!
Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons.
GJ.

peace
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Go see a doctor.
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12/15/2012 07:24 PM
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The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media.

[link to dailycurrant.com]
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~



The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb.

LOL!
Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons.
GJ.

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29957304


Go see a doctor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


I dont need to.
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 07:26 PM
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It's a satire news source people...
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 07:31 PM
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it may be satire but I got stoned on hash and weed in DC in the late 70's with some Iranian emigres, and they certainly weren't noobs...
Jumada

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12/15/2012 07:32 PM
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The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media.

[link to dailycurrant.com]
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~



The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb.

LOL!
Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons.
GJ.

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29957304


Go see a doctor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


I dont need to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29957304


get yourself to a psychiatric hospital as soon as possible, There should be one in Warsaw.
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Oh my Gawd! Yet another reason to nuke Iran!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29984753


TRUE!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


It all depends on how much weed they have stored. If they have stock piles then i will concur only when i am ready, and have moved on the same longitude for solar winds high.
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The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb.

LOL!
Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons.
GJ.

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29957304


Go see a doctor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935


I dont need to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29957304


get yourself to a psychiatric hospital as soon as possible, There should be one in Warsaw.
 Quoting: Jumada

whatever


LOL! Zio-morons felt offended.s226

I recommend you to burn some herbs it may decrease a little bit of your anger.
5a
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12/15/2012 07:47 PM
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Wow surprising news, good for you iran, my congrats!! applause stoner

I hope they legalize in Brasil too, but here the politicians are a bunch of corrupt fake moralists mtfkrs.
MHz

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Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~

Now why would anybody want to ban something called 'black-whiskey'?

This is the Persian Gulf after all, make 'them' an island resort for that 'loud-crowd' and they bring their own servants and food and such is supplied by the locals who deliver it to a port close by. They do the daily things that come with banking and looking for the best deal online. The 6 week snow ski package had two versions, under 20 and over 20 and only 3 in any group.Drinks included as are the passes to the 14 different lodges along the way. Money is money and if you build it they will come. Iran has two untouched mountain ranges and with an abundance of power coming online Disney should submit some drawings that would light up the range with any lodges and the international travelers landing on the snow itself and that is the only part of Iran they see on that tour. The citizens are the unseen hands that keep the parts coming and the ones who use the facilities can supply the manpower as a reduced rate in exchange for services rendered. That way nobody is left out and the rich get the isolation they so richly deserve and the citizens are the middle men and balancing the books means the venture last a long time, tourism never goes out of style.

How long would it take somebody 12 to pass high school if he has it on a carry along device? Before 12 they can be the last companions the old get to see in life.

Last Edited by MHz on 12/15/2012 07:50 PM

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