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IRAN plans to legalize weed!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Next thing you know, they will legalize gay marriage. Could you imagine? So dude would have like 12 husbands. Who would be in charge?
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The donkey is always in charge
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rockonresistclappa
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so, what kind of actual weed CAN you get in iran i wonder???... is there hash, etc???... will they kill you for the weed... anyone been there???
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12/15/2012 08:03 PM
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Will there be public stonings?
Will they forget to commence enriching uranium?
Will there be girls?
Will people stare vacantly into the sky, speaking in barely audible tones asking the biggest question of our time, what is air?....wheres the beer?
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12/15/2012 08:07 PM
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Why is this pinned.
The source is like The Onion.
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12/15/2012 08:10 PM
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so, what kind of actual weed CAN you get in iran i wonder???...
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The kind you can weave on industrial machines. The roll you own is 12 seeds a year, your for the asking if you want a job in the hemp industry.

Why is this pinned.
The source is like The Onion.
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That's why ......

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12/15/2012 08:18 PM
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it may be satire but I got stoned on hash and weed in DC in the late 70's with some Iranian emigres, and they certainly weren't noobs...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28208369


I do not believe the MSM propaganda and thats why I like to read the articles of ordinary people who were there as a tourists. They all described the Iranians as hospitable people who like to smoke. Apparently marijuana is widely acceptable in Iran. Some Iranians gave their guests a "seeds of superb stuff" so they can plant when they return home. For obvious reasons our people needed to refuse. They tried to explained it all to these people. Iranians were very surprised by the scale of prohibition in "western" countries.
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12/15/2012 08:18 PM
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That's gonna cost us a lot of tourists
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12/15/2012 08:19 PM
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Oh my Gawd! Yet another reason to nuke Iran!
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But the treeeeees, mon!
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Oh my Gawd! Yet another reason to nuke Iran!
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piss off!!!!!
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12/15/2012 08:35 PM
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I have ALWAYS said that:


Marijuana IS HALAL !!!


Finally they're listening to me!!!



Marijuana in the Hookah is good for your health.

It's good for asthma...

Good for tuberculosis..
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12/15/2012 08:36 PM
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Please, unpin this now. Disinfo agents all
~THE IRANIAN~ (OP)

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I have ALWAYS said that:


Marijuana IS HALAL !!!


Finally they're listening to me!!!



Marijuana in the Hookah is good for your health.

It's good for asthma...

Good for tuberculosis..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13890280


THIS^^^ is true!
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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12/15/2012 08:39 PM
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If the military could make a huge smoke bomb that consisted of maryjane smoke and dropped it in the middle east i think we'd see some great results. Until of course they sober up.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
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If the military could make a huge smoke bomb that consisted of maryjane smoke and dropped it in the middle east i think we'd see some great results. Until of course they sober up.
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I think you yourself need some weed to lighten yourself up!
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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Please, unpin this now. Disinfo agents all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29974722


Who you callin' disinfo?
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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LOL I quit smoking the stuff and my asthma came back, started again and now I never have asthma, im not bullshitting.

Never understood why its illegal. It has basically no negative health effects and from what I have experienced; it actually improves health.
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If the military could make a huge smoke bomb that consisted of maryjane smoke and dropped it in the middle east i think we'd see some great results. Until of course they sober up.
 Quoting: Dapurps


I think you yourself need some weed to lighten yourself up!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Believe me i do but im shit outa luck till Monday.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
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12/15/2012 08:42 PM
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This is so f.....Ing Stupid
The don't even drink

bsflag
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 Quoting: Limpan

90% of the Iranians are pot heads...FACT
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12/15/2012 08:44 PM
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i thought this was satire.
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Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;)
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


I know tell me about it....weed is grown in the public without people realizing it is weed
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If the military could make a huge smoke bomb that consisted of maryjane smoke and dropped it in the middle east i think we'd see some great results. Until of course they sober up.
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rockon
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initiate the music khristof> oh oh domino's.
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Why is this pinned.
The source is like The Onion.
 Quoting: Just Some Guy
putin
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Time for weed to be made legal and taxed imo. Recently in the uk the Sun newspaper did a poll and 90% of people wanted it made legal.
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The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media.

[link to dailycurrant.com]
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Need those Amsterdam tourist dollars....$$$
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12/15/2012 09:22 PM
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Didn't think the Qur'an permitted the use of mind altering substances.
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12/15/2012 09:24 PM
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UNSUAL FOR A COUNTRY UNDER SHARIA LAW..PROOF HUMANITY IS WAKING UP.. A NEW WORLD APPROCHES.
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12/15/2012 09:28 PM

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Wow surprising news, good for you iran, my congrats!! applause stoner

I hope they legalize in Brasil too, but here the politicians are a bunch of corrupt fake moralists mtfkrs.
 Quoting: Dan_lkd


I share ur pain brah, here in Argyland you can get away with growing if u got some juice. Otherwise let's move to Uruguay where it's legal to grow an/or buy from the government. Uruguay, the Holland of the Americas.

Greetings from Patagonia.
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Satire website like the onion
you DuMBBBBBBBB man