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IRAN plans to legalize weed!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 09:50 PM
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First great news in awhile.
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12/15/2012 10:06 PM
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I have ALWAYS said that:


Marijuana IS HALAL !!!


Finally they're listening to me!!!



Marijuana in the Hookah is good for your health.

It's good for asthma...

Good for tuberculosis..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13890280


It is great to stop Nausea and Glaucoma, and if the wife nags ya, a puff or two and "who cares"....whatever dear.
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12/15/2012 10:15 PM

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I have ALWAYS said that:


Marijuana IS HALAL !!!


Finally they're listening to me!!!



Marijuana in the Hookah is good for your health.

It's good for asthma...

Good for tuberculosis..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13890280


Khomeni said it was only to be used as medicine if necessary, If the doctor in Iran prescribes cannabis then you can smoke it

thats a fact^
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12/15/2012 10:18 PM

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so, what kind of actual weed CAN you get in iran i wonder???... is there hash, etc???... will they kill you for the weed... anyone been there???
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I have been there in 2000 and I asked my buddy

if you sell it you go to jail for YEARS and YEARS depending on the judge

if you get caught smoking they take you to rehabilitation centre and put you with heroine addicts
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12/15/2012 10:20 PM

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WTF? I thought Muslims couldn't take anything that "intoxicated" you?

This doesn't make much sense.
Ayatollah Khomeini:
“Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled and incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world…. Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them [the non-Muslims], put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]. Does this mean sitting back until [non-Muslims] overcome us? Islam says: Kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender to the enemy? Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Koranic] verses and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all that mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.”
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12/15/2012 10:26 PM
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Wow surprising news, good for you iran, my congrats!! applause stoner

I hope they legalize in Brasil too, but here the politicians are a bunch of corrupt fake moralists mtfkrs.
 Quoting: Dan_lkd


I share ur pain brah, here in Argyland you can get away with growing if u got some juice. Otherwise let's move to Uruguay where it's legal to grow an/or buy from the government. Uruguay, the Holland of the Americas.

Greetings from Patagonia.
 Quoting: Patagonian


what part of patagonia?
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12/15/2012 11:32 PM
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ur retarded,..
did u read entire article?

r u a dbl agent?
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12/15/2012 11:34 PM
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(read with a tone of heavy sarcasm):

Pfft, so behind the times.
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12/15/2012 11:47 PM
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This is the best news i've heard all year!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Yes indeed it is! The world stands with Iran before this news, but this is great, even more people will think of peace, intelligence, knowledge, ancient wisdom, when we think of Iran.
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12/16/2012 12:08 AM
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Hahahahahahah Good for them.
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12/16/2012 12:23 AM

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Iran's Sufis have always used weed. The mainstream Muslims repress them, because they don't like peace love dope hippies.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

"Sufis throughout the world study sacred texts and practice "remembrance of God" in many differing ways, some aloud, some silent, some by physical movements in collective observances, some in stillness and solitude. But Sufis in Muslim countries -- not only in Iran -- are associated with resistance to injustice, and some of the most famous of the Persian Sufis, including Mansur Al-Hallaj, who lived in the ninth to 10th centuries, and Shihab Ad-Din Suhrawardi, who introduced "eastern wisdom" to Islam during the 12th century, were both executed for alleged heresy. The acts of oppression visited on the Nimatullahi-Gonabadi Sufis in Iran today are, perhaps predictably, not without precedents in Islamic history.

Sufi's are peaceful.

A lot of people convert to Sufisism. This guy is a Sufi:



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12/16/2012 12:24 AM
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One way to make money under control and tax it.
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Hmmm considering the justice system there, maybe he is misinterpreting Dylan's words "Everybody must get stoned...."?

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One way to make money under control and tax it.
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To right, they cant ignore it in the uk forever ;). Most of the 'police' are fed up with having to deal with people that are just chilling and smoking causing no trouble. Due to UK legislation they have to fill out far more paperwork than its worth.
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12/16/2012 06:39 AM
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Maybe it isnt a full legalization but there is nice anyway:


Legislation: Iran has a very interesting policy towards buds – planting marijuana is legal if planted for food purposes because in Iran ranians still eat the seeds just like sunflower seeds, and there are also companies in tehran that draw the oil from the seed and sell it legally.

The punishment for possesion of marijuana is a fine of Iranian Rials 10000 (US $1.25)for every gram in your possesion and as long as you have less than 10-15 grams they will not even hassle you. Please always use common sense and caution and remember a smile is better than a frown.

Law Enforcement: Police would be no bother if you don’t act silly. If you are a foreigner then for sure you’ll face no problems at all, but if you are caught a few dollars will solve the problem.

Smoking it though is technically illegal but enforcement is next to nothing. You can walk anywhere in Iran and puff away and no one will have any idea that you are smoking weed. Most people here smoke hash or opium so smoking weed is considered as OK.

Where to buy Marijuana in Iran: Hash is found every where. In parks or street anywhere you see a group of youngsters smoking or talking, don’t hesitate ask them and at least they’ll know somewhere near for getting hash.Getting weed needs contacts. Dealers are mostly working in western parts of the city. Walking around markets and streets in western parts you can ask young people with the rap style or long hairs like hippies for sure they’ll have the dealers telephone number and will help you out. If you are lucky and get to the right person you’ll get one of the best stuff you’ve ever smoked.

Marijuana prices and Brands in Iran: Marijuana Prices

1. Indica Variety High Potency 2-3 Dollars per gram

2. Sativa Variety High Potency 3 Dollars per gram

3. Indica Variey Low Potency 1-2 Dollars per gram

In Iran people smoke more Hash than Marijuana but that trend seems to be changing as better weed enters the market.

Hash Prices

1. Afghani 2 Dollars per gram

2. Pakistani 2 Dollars per gram

and also: “About 3-4$ per gram for weed. 1/4 ounce pack for about 15$. 1/2 ounce 30$.

Hash prices are a little cheaper. 1$ per gram.”

[link to webehigh.org]
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12/16/2012 07:34 AM
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Hey Iranian Dude. If I come to your country, can I stay at your place? Will you show me the sites? I am a Christian but I don't flaunt it and I don't care that you are Muzzie.

I will pay good money.
~THE IRANIAN~ (OP)

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Hey Iranian Dude. If I come to your country, can I stay at your place? Will you show me the sites? I am a Christian but I don't flaunt it and I don't care that you are Muzzie.

I will pay good money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29698507


Yeah sure. :o) Forget about the money, when are you planning to visit Iran?
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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Hey Iranian Dude. If I come to your country, can I stay at your place? Will you show me the sites? I am a Christian but I don't flaunt it and I don't care that you are Muzzie.

I will pay good money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29698507


Yeah sure. :o) Forget about the money, when are you planning to visit Iran?
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


As soon as I get a travel Visa and go through the Interrogation process by my own government. That ought to be sometime around 2017.
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12/16/2012 11:51 AM
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Hey op, have Kath in your country? if yeas... How is it, strong? dangerous or what?
I saw one reporting on tv and seemed good to me, can you tell us how it is.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Hey Iranian Dude. If I come to your country, can I stay at your place? Will you show me the sites? I am a Christian but I don't flaunt it and I don't care that you are Muzzie.

I will pay good money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29698507


Yeah sure. :o) Forget about the money, when are you planning to visit Iran?
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


would it be hard for a foreigner to get an average job and take it from there and see what happens, im 24 and i dont really see myself living in argentina any more. i was thinking i should study something here first but i dont want to spend another year here, let alone 3, 4 or 5
Patagonian

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Wow surprising news, good for you iran, my congrats!! applause stoner

I hope they legalize in Brasil too, but here the politicians are a bunch of corrupt fake moralists mtfkrs.
 Quoting: Dan_lkd


I share ur pain brah, here in Argyland you can get away with growing if u got some juice. Otherwise let's move to Uruguay where it's legal to grow an/or buy from the government. Uruguay, the Holland of the Americas.

Greetings from Patagonia.
 Quoting: Patagonian


what part of patagonia?
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Villa La Angostura

And you are in Capital?
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12/17/2012 03:15 PM
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Iran is the best mid east nation
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Wow surprising news, good for you iran, my congrats!! applause stoner

I hope they legalize in Brasil too, but here the politicians are a bunch of corrupt fake moralists mtfkrs.
 Quoting: Dan_lkd


I share ur pain brah, here in Argyland you can get away with growing if u got some juice. Otherwise let's move to Uruguay where it's legal to grow an/or buy from the government. Uruguay, the Holland of the Americas.

Greetings from Patagonia.
 Quoting: Patagonian


what part of patagonia?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29984978


Villa La Angostura

And you are in Capital?
 Quoting: Patagonian


yes colegiales
i have family both in bariloche and esquel

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