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Jumada User ID: 27137619 United Kingdom 12/15/2012 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mr. Ahmadinejad then touted the high quality of marijuana that is grown in Iran and indicated that it could compete on the international market. “We have thousands of varieties of marijuana that can be grown in Iran that are just as good, if not better, than anything found in the Satanic West: Tehran Gold, Mohammad Jane, Persian Grass, Larijani Lotus and Tabriz Tobacco, just to name a few,” he said. “Have you ever tried the weeds they grow in Great Satan America? I tried it in college at Tehran University and wanted to puke.” |
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redhed6971 User ID: 1266032 United States 12/15/2012 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide - now including South Sudan. Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward. Q. Are your newstories real? A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world Nice try folks. “Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.” "Hello, I need a replacement filter for a Hoover Max Extract 60 Pressure Pro." “You actually slaughter each other over affairs of the spirit.” Da’an Earth-Final Conflict |
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Jumada User ID: 27137619 United Kingdom 12/15/2012 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;) Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~ you get your dope from Afghanistan, but the Iranian border guard clamp down hard on the stuff still Iran is a big country, weed is bound to enter it and I read an article in 2002 about the increase of marijuana consumption in Iran, of course that was after the US invasion/liberation (whatever you wanna call it) of Afghanistan.. NO taliban = more drugs on the market |
Tylerrrr User ID: 2861854 Netherlands 12/15/2012 06:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For those wanting to broaden their view... here is an interesting documentary about Iran (different than the mainstream media poses them) [link to www.watchdoable.com] ( Also very nice to watch while tokin' it up, hehe ;) ) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15993935 Netherlands 12/15/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | that site is similar to the onion. it's a fake news website, which you can easily tell by reading the last paragraph. Seriously? By the LAST paragraph???! Besides, hemp is legal in Iran since the seeds are eaten, with its health benefits well known to people. They are allowed to cultivate the plant for food. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15993935 Netherlands 12/15/2012 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;) Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~ you get your dope from Afghanistan, but the Iranian border guard clamp down hard on the stuff still Iran is a big country, weed is bound to enter it and I read an article in 2002 about the increase of marijuana consumption in Iran, of course that was after the US invasion/liberation (whatever you wanna call it) of Afghanistan.. NO taliban = more drugs on the market Yeah, back then was around the time student protests broke out. Marijuana was widely used then. Any connection? You tell me. Nowadays there's harddrugs cheaper than cigarettes and an addict in a lot of families. One would wish they'd use more pot than that hard drugs that's rotting them away. |
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MHz User ID: 25505891 Canada 12/15/2012 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah, back then was around the time student protests broke out. Marijuana was widely used then. Any connection? You tell me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15993935 Nowadays there's harddrugs cheaper than cigarettes and an addict in a lot of families. One would wish they'd use more pot than that hard drugs that's rotting them away. Weave the leaves into a basket and smoke it or grind it up and mix it with flour, might as well throw in some poppy flavoring in the flour as well. That way when you lose a foot you will just ask for another sandwich. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27794775 United States 12/15/2012 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | that site is similar to the onion. it's a fake news website, which you can easily tell by reading the last paragraph. Man I wish they did though. The whole situation in the Middle East would get a whole lot less tense real fast. What fun would that be. I think we should have it on the table, seriously. We should just air drop bags of weed and pipes on whoever wherever the conflict is. Man, I would like to see that tried just once. Compared to the stuff that actually happens, its actually extremely sane. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29996280 Saudi Arabia 12/15/2012 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm sorry to tell you this OP but that website is satirical, like "the onion". However, Iran already has some of the most tolerant laws on marijuana, according to wiki [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29957304 Poland 12/15/2012 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media. Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~ [link to dailycurrant.com] The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb. LOL! Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons. GJ. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15993935 Netherlands 12/15/2012 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media. Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~ [link to dailycurrant.com] The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb. LOL! Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons. GJ. Go see a doctor. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29957304 Poland 12/15/2012 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media. Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~ [link to dailycurrant.com] The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb. LOL! Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons. GJ. Go see a doctor. I dont need to. |
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Jumada User ID: 27137619 United Kingdom 12/15/2012 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Iranian government announced Thursday that it plans to legalize marijuana for both medical and personal use, according to state media. Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~ [link to dailycurrant.com] The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb. LOL! Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons. GJ. Go see a doctor. I dont need to. get yourself to a psychiatric hospital as soon as possible, There should be one in Warsaw. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29957304 Poland 12/15/2012 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29957304 The most aggressive and dangerous country in the world legalize peaceful herb. LOL! Iran just ridiculed warmongers and zio-morons. GJ. Go see a doctor. I dont need to. get yourself to a psychiatric hospital as soon as possible, There should be one in Warsaw. LOL! Zio-morons felt offended. I recommend you to burn some herbs it may decrease a little bit of your anger. |
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MHz User ID: 25505891 Canada 12/15/2012 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whats with the haters? Weed is much easier to find and buy in Iran, in the other hand alcohol is forbidden. ;) Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~ Now why would anybody want to ban something called 'black-whiskey'? This is the Persian Gulf after all, make 'them' an island resort for that 'loud-crowd' and they bring their own servants and food and such is supplied by the locals who deliver it to a port close by. They do the daily things that come with banking and looking for the best deal online. The 6 week snow ski package had two versions, under 20 and over 20 and only 3 in any group.Drinks included as are the passes to the 14 different lodges along the way. Money is money and if you build it they will come. Iran has two untouched mountain ranges and with an abundance of power coming online Disney should submit some drawings that would light up the range with any lodges and the international travelers landing on the snow itself and that is the only part of Iran they see on that tour. The citizens are the unseen hands that keep the parts coming and the ones who use the facilities can supply the manpower as a reduced rate in exchange for services rendered. That way nobody is left out and the rich get the isolation they so richly deserve and the citizens are the middle men and balancing the books means the venture last a long time, tourism never goes out of style. How long would it take somebody 12 to pass high school if he has it on a carry along device? Before 12 they can be the last companions the old get to see in life. Last Edited by MHz on 12/15/2012 07:50 PM |