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BREAKING: GAYS release new perverted QUEEN JAMES BIBLE

 
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Verses condemning homosexuality have been modified in order to make gay sex okay.

How will God respond to this?

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Probably the same way he responds to human suffering: with a big lol.
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Do people really think they can just alter reality, or alter God's laws, by simply rewriting the Bible? That doesn't seem very intelligent.
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Lol such a fail thread
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Do people really think they can just alter reality, or alter God's laws, by simply rewriting the Bible? That doesn't seem very intelligent.
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hasnt this happened ALREADY? - -
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Lol such a fail thread
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How so? If only one person is informed of this news, then the thread has succeeded, according to the intentions and goals of the OP.
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Lol such a fail thread
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How so? If only one person is informed of this news, then the thread has succeeded, according to the intentions and goals of the OP.
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The thread has succeeded in making me lol. Queen James lol
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
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God will say:

"lol good one, you funny fags"
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
 Quoting: PokerFace


God will say:

"lol good one, you funny fags"
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lame, lame, lame!
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I doubt if She will care.
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
 Quoting: PokerFace


Genesis 2:23
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man."


Ephesians 5:28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.


Ephesians 5:33 However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.

1 Peter 3:7 Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.

MARK 10:9

Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.
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thou shalt not covet thy neighbours colon.
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
 Quoting: PokerFace


Genesis 2:23
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man."


Ephesians 5:28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.


Ephesians 5:33 However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.

1 Peter 3:7 Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.

MARK 10:9

Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.
"
 Quoting: christian


The Westboro Baptist Church of the straight up gene line loves you.
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
 Quoting: PokerFace


Genesis 2:23
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man."


Ephesians 5:28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.


Ephesians 5:33 However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.

1 Peter 3:7 Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.

MARK 10:9

Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.
"
 Quoting: christian



BIBLE = WORDS ON A PAGE, NOT THE VOICE OF GOD


EAT A DICK AND SMILE BABY.
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Homosexuals are trying to SEPERATE what GOD has created:

Marriage..


Matthew 19:4-6 He answered, ”Have you not read that he who created them from the beginning made them male and female, and said,’Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’? So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate.”

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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
 Quoting: PokerFace


Genesis 2:23
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man."


Ephesians 5:28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.


Ephesians 5:33 However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.

1 Peter 3:7 Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.

MARK 10:9

Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.
"
 Quoting: christian


The Westboro Baptist Church of the straight up gene line loves you.
 Quoting: PokerFace



You are free to post Verses condoning Homosexuals in the Bible...

However there aren't any so you just post nonsense *Yawn*
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
 Quoting: PokerFace


Genesis 2:23
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man."


Ephesians 5:28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.


Ephesians 5:33 However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.

1 Peter 3:7 Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.

MARK 10:9

Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.
"
 Quoting: christian



BIBLE = WORDS ON A PAGE, NOT THE VOICE OF GOD


EAT A DICK AND SMILE BABY.
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So you think you find's GOD's Voice in a GAY Queen Blasphemous Book???

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"And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book." Revelation 22:19 King James Bible
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
 Quoting: PokerFace


Genesis 2:23
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man."


Ephesians 5:28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.


Ephesians 5:33 However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.

1 Peter 3:7 Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.

MARK 10:9

Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.
"
 Quoting: christian


The Westboro Baptist Church of the straight up gene line loves you.
 Quoting: PokerFace



You are free to post Verses condoning Homosexuals in the Bible...

However there aren't any so you just post nonsense *Yawn*
 Quoting: christian

Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
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Genesis 2:23
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man."


Ephesians 5:28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.


Ephesians 5:33 However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.

1 Peter 3:7 Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.

MARK 10:9

Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.
"
 Quoting: christian


The Westboro Baptist Church of the straight up gene line loves you.
 Quoting: PokerFace



You are free to post Verses condoning Homosexuals in the Bible...

However there aren't any so you just post nonsense *Yawn*
 Quoting: christian

Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate
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MARK 10:

6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

7 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;

8 And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.

9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

7 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;

8 And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.

9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.


6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

7 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;

8 And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.

9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.


6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

7 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;

8 And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.

9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
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Homosexuals are trying to SEPERATE what GOD has created:

Marriage..


Matthew 19:4-6 He answered, ”Have you not read that he who created them from the beginning made them male and female, and said,’Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’? So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate.”

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So where are your threads ranting against DIVORCE?
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Why do you call them 'gays'?
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Homosexuals are trying to SEPERATE what GOD has created:

Marriage..


Matthew 19:4-6 He answered, ”Have you not read that he who created them from the beginning made them male and female, and said,’Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’? So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate.”

 Quoting: christian


So where are your threads ranting against DIVORCE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 252372


Mark 10

And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her.

12 And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
 Quoting: PokerFace


Yeah, I mean why did God give men anuses if not for other men to ram their penises up them? And why were we not given mouths if not to lick the mixture of other men's semen and our own excrement off said penises?
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Most of the Bible is modified to accommodate the needs of you all today anyways so what's wrong with that?
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God will say love is love. Lust is lust and cheating is cheating. What do you think he'd say. No, I hate love between any people except a virgin woman and a virgin man. Yeah, right. That happens all the time in America!
 Quoting: PokerFace


Yeah, I mean why did God give men anuses if not for other men to ram their penises up them? And why were we not given mouths if not to lick the mixture of other men's semen and our own excrement off said penises?
 Quoting: SERIOUSFACE


I can't speak for God. Neither can you. However, you are presumptuous about what people do in bed. It's not your business.

Good Lord, look at a heterosexual porn website. Are you saying it's better to see a female getting 3 holed? Sorry about the language. Don't be a hypocrite.
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Why do you call them 'gays'?
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It's the plural form of the informal noun "gay," dumb fuck.

It's similar to calling a black person a "black," the plural of which is "blacks." Example: "The blacks originated from Africa."

It's informal, but nonetheless in wide usage.
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[link to www.theblaze.com]

Verses condemning homosexuality have been modified in order to make gay sex okay.

How will God respond to this?
 Quoting: Babylon's Rebel


He already HAS.

And he was just warming up too.
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I'm sorry man but the bible has already been rewritten and changed so many times to fit agendas its probably a shell of theoriginal.

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