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i met an alien reptillian yesterday

 
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12/16/2012 12:39 AM
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i met an alien reptillian yesterday
once in my life im no longer unhappy

i had my teeth fixed and thanks to discounted health plan

i was always on glp with broken back teeth and now have them fixed and went a doctor without outrageous fees...........

but the problem is the dentist was not human and an alien reptillian creature fixing my teeth

her eyes were bright yellow with that slit lizard look and after i asked if she was a reptillian alien she said "yes"

i tryed not to panic and she shape shifted infront of me for 15 secounds and back to her normal dentist look after discovering her abnormalty in the eyes and asking her. like mystique from xmen (but she was not blue but the lightest green and she did have greenish black hair)

i was not panicing after i went here to find my local dental plan and no im not joking! i'm reschedule to see her for a final checkup and she told me not to ask questions or she will cancel my appointment with another agency (she/it/reptillian aliens) runs the office)

[link to www.everyonebenefits.com]
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12/16/2012 12:42 AM
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Re: i met an alien reptillian yesterday
she knew i knew about stuff and didn't find me a threat

i dont get scared or panic easily and i know the reptillian is just helping humans.
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12/16/2012 12:43 AM
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Re: i met an alien reptillian yesterday
I have an appointment with her tomorrow
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12/16/2012 12:45 AM
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Re: i met an alien reptillian yesterday
She broke protocol. Please forget everything you saw.

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