There's a big Masonic memorial in Alexandria, Virginia. Well, I once threw up all over it.

My brother used to live near this Masonic memorial in Virginia. Well, I was out drinking one night about 30 years ago, went back to my brothers to crash, but I was really drunk and it was about 2 in the morning. So I was walking around the neighborhood, saw this big Masonic memorial or whatever it is, started walking around the place. Well, I was really drunk, the place started spinning, I threw up all over a statue of some old guy wearing a wig. Sorry about that, Masons.