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The Secular World Lies. Masturbation Is NOT Healthy.

 
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
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Probably true. How long have you abstaind? Are you married?
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
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everybody will go through this cycle of noticing his own energy... you my friend, are awakening to the energy inside you.
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True Story!

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Nobody cares about your overactive imagination.

Why are you so concerned about what I do in the comfort of my own home, pervert.
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So you're a recovering chronic chicken choker?

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
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I see that you are without fault and perfected everything your entire life since birth, never letting the slightest tarnish on your soul, so that you now sit in judgement of your peers of the things most intimate and trivial.

What I'm trying to say isstfuretard
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Oh look...

It's this thread again.

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Masturbation is defiantly not healthy.

Whats healthy about loosing fluids? Like blood.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
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I see that you are without fault and perfected everything your entire life since birth, never letting the slightest tarnish on your soul, so that you now sit in judgement of your peers of the things most intimate and trivial.

What I'm trying to say isstfuretard
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Lol methinks thou doest protest too much!
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Masturbation is defiantly not healthy.

Whats healthy about loosing fluids? Like blood.
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Or sweat.
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Masturbation is defiantly not healthy.

Whats healthy about loosing fluids? Like blood.
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You obviously don't understand the male anatomy.
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Masturbation is defiantly not healthy.

Whats healthy about loosing fluids? Like blood.
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The french call it the little death.
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in retrospect, probably a flawed design by God, making our arms long enough to reach our penis......just sayin'
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
 Quoting: Truth 12430998


I see that you are without fault and perfected everything your entire life since birth, never letting the slightest tarnish on your soul, so that you now sit in judgement of your peers of the things most intimate and trivial.

What I'm trying to say isstfuretard
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Lol methinks thou doest protest too much!
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^Jerking off makes you cheerfull!^
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I'll stop immediately.
The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them.
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Reproduction is the imperative of all living things. It's definitely not healthy to give the body constant signals of success when there is none. We don't yet fully understand all of the biological consequences of such behavior, but basic common sense ought to give any rational person pause.

Read old books on animal husbandry, there's a lot of relevant info to be found there.
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Reproduction is the imperative of all living things. It's definitely not healthy to give the body constant signals of success when there is none. We don't yet fully understand all of the biological consequences of such behavior, but basic common sense ought to give any rational person pause.

Read old books on animal husbandry, there's a lot of relevant info to be found there.
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C'mon give us the gist.
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Reproduction is the imperative of all living things. It's definitely not healthy to give the body constant signals of success when there is none. We don't yet fully understand all of the biological consequences of such behavior, but basic common sense ought to give any rational person pause.

Read old books on animal husbandry, there's a lot of relevant info to be found there.
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C'mon give us the gist.
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If you don't discover something for yourself, you are unlikely to internalise it. [link to archive.org]
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Masturbation is defiantly not healthy.

Whats healthy about loosing fluids? Like blood.
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The french call it the little death.
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no, thats the name they have given to the orgasm. when one orgasms, its like you die for a few moments - the way the body reacts, breathing etc


stupid thread
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Reproduction is the imperative of all living things. It's definitely not healthy to give the body constant signals of success when there is none. We don't yet fully understand all of the biological consequences of such behavior, but basic common sense ought to give any rational person pause.

Read old books on animal husbandry, there's a lot of relevant info to be found there.
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C'mon give us the gist.
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If you don't discover something for yourself, you are unlikely to internalise it. [link to archive.org]
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Dood there is nothinf on animal husbandry there. What artical relates?
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It's a strange habit for sure. I rarely find any joy in it. I only jack of about 2 times a month on average though. less than most but still unnecessary I think.
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Reproduction is the imperative of all living things. It's definitely not healthy to give the body constant signals of success when there is none. We don't yet fully understand all of the biological consequences of such behavior, but basic common sense ought to give any rational person pause.

Read old books on animal husbandry, there's a lot of relevant info to be found there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1663367


C'mon give us the gist.
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If you don't discover something for yourself, you are unlikely to internalise it. [link to archive.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1663367


Dood there is nothinf on animal husbandry there. What artical relates?
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[link to archive.org]
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C'mon give us the gist.
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If you don't discover something for yourself, you are unlikely to internalise it. [link to archive.org]
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Dood there is nothinf on animal husbandry there. What artical relates?
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[link to archive.org]
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Hundreds of books. OK fuck it.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
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Don't confuse your experience with the experience of others. If you don't like it, don't do it, but don't make a philosophy out of it.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
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Blue balls is worse...

If you let sperm back up in your system it gets absorbed into your blood stream and can cause heart attacks...

It was made to come out...that's why you have the applicator built in..

That's my story and I'm sticking to it...


but I also discovered this...the cure for baldness...

Follow me...

Hair is protein

Sperm is protein...

There is no protein getting up past my waist....hence I have baldness....


So decide what you want in life....Lots of sex or hair...

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If there was a way to remove the urges even castration I would do it. Its infernal, distracting, and annoying to have to blow out the pipes to satisfy these built in drives. Even if you have the discipline to abstain, you are likely to have a wet dream in a month or so anyway. Its a waste of time and energy but I don't see any way out.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
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There are no clear studies that prove that masturbation is healthy and keeps the prostate healthy. For every study that says it is, there is one that says it does not. The prostate is not a muscle but a gland, so it cannot get stronger by using it more. Over-use (3 ejaculations or more a week) would cause abbrasions, which can cause it to become congested and inflamed, which can lead to prostate issues.

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation (more than 3 times a week) stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Stress / Anxiety
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

One other thing.If done one to two times every 2 weeks you can reduce your chances of having a stroke.
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If there was a way to remove the urges even castration I would do it. Its infernal, distracting, and annoying to have to blow out the pipes to satisfy these built in drives. Even if you have the discipline to abstain, you are likely to have a wet dream in a month or so anyway. Its a waste of time and energy but I don't see any way out.
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There's a difference between allowing your body to regulate itself, rather than forcing the issue.

Imagine if we could invent a pill which signaled to the body that we'd enjoyed a full 8 hrs sleep, would that be desirable, healthy?
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If there was a way to remove the urges even castration I would do it. Its infernal, distracting, and annoying to have to blow out the pipes to satisfy these built in drives. Even if you have the discipline to abstain, you are likely to have a wet dream in a month or so anyway. Its a waste of time and energy but I don't see any way out.
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I once abstained for 49 days hoping I would be free of it. But no, it is always there. I agree with you.

I have just accepted it and now I abstain until my urge to do it gets annoying.

The OP is right. It does drain you and it is and addictive drug, so every man should refrain from it as much as possible.

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