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The Secular World Lies. Masturbation Is NOT Healthy.

 
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I am master of my domain!hf
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after about the fifth time (in a day) it just becomes an excercise of punching yourself in the balls, stick to 4 a day max. Also it stops you developing prostate cancer so you're wrong.
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If masturbation is unhealthy, is sex unhealthy as well?
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Yeah

It's like your body releases the chemicals for procreation and you are the only one around to absorb the energy. It's like that picture of the serpent eating it's own tail.
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If there was a way to remove the urges even castration I would do it. Its infernal, distracting, and annoying to have to blow out the pipes to satisfy these built in drives. Even if you have the discipline to abstain, you are likely to have a wet dream in a month or so anyway. Its a waste of time and energy but I don't see any way out.
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I once abstained for 49 days hoping I would be free of it. But no, it is always there. I agree with you.

I have just accepted it and now I abstain until my urge to do it gets annoying.

The OP is right. It does drain you and it is and addictive drug, so every man should refrain from it as much as possible.
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By God the preacher must have really waited for you after school.
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Look at all of this metaphysical horseshit.


And no, masturbating/having sex does not cause baldness lol. That's the result of genetics/lowered level of testosterone that comes with old age.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bury a chickenhead at the crossroads to keep my sacred life energy from dissipating or whatever bullshit.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
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I dream of cookies while doing it. Is that bad?
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
 Quoting: Truth 12430998


I can't agree with you more...
Regular masturbation and porn are a life fuel draining process. I'm fighting with it for 20 years. Never really won against this shit.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
 Quoting: Truth 12430998


there is a biochemical released in your body. I believe it is dopamine but I could be wrong. If you search, you will find the specific biochemical that is dumped into your bloodstream during masturbation and orgasm.
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the biochemical is called prolactin.

According to Dr. David McKenzie, a sex therapist in based Vancouver said that a man's body chemistry is altered after an orgasm. The biochemical called prolactin is being released thus physically altering his body and making him wanting to doze off. Furthermore, the physical exertion during the act of sex and the orgasm may have depleted his energy producing glycogen (stored carbohydrates in the liver and the muscles), which makes him lethargic.

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You found out it was bad for you in excesse, you quit.. Now you are on a crusade to make sure everyone else quits. There are new threads just like this almost every half hour.. A lot of bored control freak christians linger on these boards it would seem...
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does masterbating to young girls make you want to have sex with them for real? Does masterbating to your neighbors wife make you want to have an affair. Can what you create in your selfindulgence follow you here. A tax collector named Matthew wrote down what Jesus said to him personally about that.5:28.

things can get out of control.It all comes down to what your beating off to in your head that counts. I am a sinner and have been grappling with this affair of the mind that i need to stop.One is an 18 year old girl that goes to a buddies house and the other is the neighbors wife. I feel so dirty after my shower that is supposed to clean me. I'm 41 and married. God have mercy on me, I am trying to get it under control before it follows me out here. There is more to life than tugging on your junk all the time,at least that is what i am in search of.
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Yeah

It's like your body releases the chemicals for procreation and you are the only one around to absorb the energy. It's like that picture of the serpent eating it's own tail.
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Can you provide some evidence for this?
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
 Quoting: Truth 12430998


I can't agree with you more...
Regular masturbation and porn are a life fuel draining process. I'm fighting with it for 20 years. Never really won against this shit.
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Then stop fighting it and enjoy.

Your fighting yourself? Who do you expect to win?
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LOL we were jacking off since the dawn of time

I'm da party poopa
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Masturbation is natural....... OP = shill

Maybe try it without porn. jerkit
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Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that
committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that
your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God,
and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in
your body, and in your spirit, which are God's. (1 Cor. 6:18-20)

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The burping of the worm actually cleanses toxins from the bilge of the cesspool that the nutsac harbors. Hold on,....mmmph mmmph mmmph oooh, there all better.
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The burping of the worm actually cleanses toxins from the bilge of the cesspool that the nutsac harbors. Hold on,....mmmph mmmph mmmph oooh, there all better.
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SINNER! Look at all that energy you just wasted. Next you'll probably end up having to take a nap you lazy bastard.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
 Quoting: Truth 12430998


Where in the bible does it say it is wrong to masturbate? The bible says you shall not commit adultery with your mind, so it does imply that porn is adultery but masturbation? In history during war times men would be away from their wives for a long period of the time, and would relieve themselves at some point of the war campaign but they are forbidden to think about any other women besides their wife. Nothing in the bible says masturbating is inherently wrong.
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Masturbation is natural....... OP = shill

Maybe try it without porn. jerkit
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Killing is natural, go out and observe humans in war zones, or just about every carnivore in the animal kingdom, does that mean killing is okay?
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Masturbation is natural....... OP = shill

Maybe try it without porn. jerkit
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Killing is natural, go out and observe humans in war zones, or just about every carnivore in the animal kingdom, does that mean killing is okay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17837699


I am not against masturbation, but just because it is natural does not mean it is inherently good, there are poisonous natural herbs for example.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
 Quoting: Truth 12430998


Where in the bible does it say it is wrong to masturbate? The bible says you shall not commit adultery with your mind, so it does imply that porn is adultery but masturbation? In history during war times men would be away from their wives for a long period of the time, and would relieve themselves at some point of the war campaign but they are forbidden to think about any other women besides their wife. Nothing in the bible says masturbating is inherently wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17837699

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that
committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that
your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God,
and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in
your body, and in your spirit, which are God's. (1 Cor. 6:18-20)

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him:
and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. (1 John 3:9)
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
 Quoting: Truth 12430998



Blue balls is worse...

If you let sperm back up in your system it gets absorbed into your blood stream and can cause heart attacks...

It was made to come out...that's why you have the applicator built in..

That's my story and I'm sticking to it...


but I also discovered this...the cure for baldness...

Follow me...

Hair is protein

Sperm is protein...

There is no protein getting up past my waist....hence I have baldness....


So decide what you want in life....Lots of sex or hair...

See all the guys with a full head of hair....they ain't getting any... banana2
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what complete bullshit
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
 Quoting: Truth 12430998


Where in the bible does it say it is wrong to masturbate? The bible says you shall not commit adultery with your mind, so it does imply that porn is adultery but masturbation? In history during war times men would be away from their wives for a long period of the time, and would relieve themselves at some point of the war campaign but they are forbidden to think about any other women besides their wife. Nothing in the bible says masturbating is inherently wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17837699

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that
committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that
your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God,
and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in
your body, and in your spirit, which are God's. (1 Cor. 6:18-20)

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him:
and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. (1 John 3:9)
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fornication is sex between two people not married to each other, not masturbation.
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Supposedly "masturbation is healthy". That's what the secular world has been telling me all my life.

But I found from personal experience that if I took this advice and masturbated that although I would feel good for about 24 hours afterward, from then on and lasting for about the next week I would suffer from mild anxiety. It's as if some chemicals were released in my body, and it took several days for the effect to subside. The only way to keep up that initial good feeling was to keep masturbating every day, which was basically a drug addiction, and sometimes I would do it too much and begin to feel tired, fatigued, and sore.

If I watched pornography while I masturbated, it was even worse. I became generally irritable around people, and I was less eager to communicate with them.

Masturbation drains your life force. Pornography drains your soul. The idea that masturbation is a safe and fun source of entertainment is a lie perpetrated by an evil, corrupt, materialistic world.
 Quoting: Truth 12430998


Where in the bible does it say it is wrong to masturbate? The bible says you shall not commit adultery with your mind, so it does imply that porn is adultery but masturbation? In history during war times men would be away from their wives for a long period of the time, and would relieve themselves at some point of the war campaign but they are forbidden to think about any other women besides their wife. Nothing in the bible says masturbating is inherently wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17837699

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that
committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that
your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God,
and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in
your body, and in your spirit, which are God's. (1 Cor. 6:18-20)

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him:
and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. (1 John 3:9)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7254491


fornication is sex between two people not married to each other, not masturbation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17837699

What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in
you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a
price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
(1 Cor. 6:18-20)

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Nobody cares about your overactive imagination.

Why are you so concerned about what I do in the comfort of my own home, pervert.
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Hahaha, you are mad because you like jacking it so much. hahahaha

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