Mr. Parker "sniffs" over and over. Why are his eyes not red? Why are his eyes not puffy/swollen? Why is there no handkerchief or Kleenex? Why is his nose not red? Why is there no snot running from his nose? (sorry to be graphic, but we ALL KNOW that this is what happens when someone is or has been crying)

Come to think of it, I have not seen ONE SINGLE "GRIEVING FAMILY MEMBER" with a Kleenex or hanky in hand.

That is FAKE as HELL!!!