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Sperm bank robbed, authorities baffled

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/29/2012 04:12 AM
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so nobody got this yet?

A sperm bank was robbed and....

"Ascended Healing Facial Ointment....David Wilcock has repeatedly refused to disclose the ingredients in his new product line."

hmmm
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kgblol

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12/29/2012 04:17 AM
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I'd try that cream all over my face. jerkit
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12/29/2012 04:29 AM
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bump
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12/29/2012 04:30 AM
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Re: Sperm bank robbed, authorities baffled
the aliens have decided that the new
Revolutionary war will end with
95% of the population deceased
and they need stock to
replenish the earth.

consider it a current day
Noah's Ark scenario.

the guy was alien and they
now have all they need so we
humans are useless at this point.
Anonymous Coward
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12/29/2012 05:07 AM
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The thieves must have overcome security.
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12/29/2012 05:08 AM

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They should have seen it coming.....
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Dang... the cruise 3x3..

That is as rare as a scientology refund..

I'm honored.
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01/29/2014 05:37 AM
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Azadok61

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01/29/2014 05:42 AM
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Those sperm burbing fags area it again , they got fired from the place for drinking on the job ,so they rob the place for a weeks supply of their favorite bubble cum .rofl
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01/29/2014 05:43 AM
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Lesbian gang, they need to suplly their new clandestin clinic network, to give the tarded lesbians the right to bare children to sell'em to tarded gay couples.
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01/29/2014 05:44 AM
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Those sperm burbing fags area it again , they got fired from the place for drinking on the job ,so they rob the place for a weeks supply of their favorite bubble cum .rofl
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02/03/2014 06:19 AM
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Lesbian gang, they need to suplly their new clandestin clinic network, to give the tarded lesbians the right to bare children to sell'em to tarded gay couples.
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02/03/2014 06:29 AM
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Queen of bad puns

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02/03/2014 07:43 AM
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police are tossing a few ideas around

afro
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02/03/2014 07:49 AM
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Sounds like a sticky situation.
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02/03/2014 07:53 AM
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02/03/2014 07:58 AM
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gayliens.
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02/03/2014 08:32 AM
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"He looked at me and said, 'you wanna get 'cocked in the face?'
Could have had another meaning at that point. And this is just gross, after reading the bit about him tasting the sperm with his finger I'm pretty sure what he would have done with it all.
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02/03/2014 08:37 AM
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I heard its the "water of life" and why they making all the ladies lesbians.
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02/03/2014 09:33 AM
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Oh, please tell me it was a stick-up.
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02/05/2014 04:26 AM
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"He looked at me and said, 'you wanna get 'cocked in the face?'
Could have had another meaning at that point. And this is just gross, after reading the bit about him tasting the sperm with his finger I'm pretty sure what he would have done with it all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51810911


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02/05/2014 04:31 AM
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gayliens.
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alien16
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02/05/2014 04:46 AM
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We know it wasn't Obama, he gets all his the old fashioned way. From Reggie Love's love stick.
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02/05/2014 04:47 AM
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Think Gattica
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02/05/2014 05:02 AM
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David suckscock stole Sprog for his fuck cream I mean facial cream. that fag needs a bullet no not that type of bullet the real ones that you shoot out of a gun!.
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02/05/2014 05:08 AM
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They were restocking that bald fuck Jerry Browns supply of energy drink.
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02/05/2014 05:09 AM
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We know it wasn't Obama, he gets all his the old fashioned way. From Reggie Love's love stick.
 Quoting: Mountain Squid


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02/05/2014 05:12 AM
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02/05/2014 05:29 AM
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We do live in a strange world.Can not think why anyone would want to rob the place.
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02/06/2014 12:45 AM
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