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Teaching Your Children About Santa Is Sick & Wrong!

 
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If you are using the Santa myth to keep your children's behavior in line you are really playing a dangerous game. When your children realize that Santa is BS they'll start to question everything you tell them or have ever told them...which I suppose is a good thing on one level, but not great when you tell them the truth or something important.

Celebrate FESTIVUS instead - not a single made up mythical figure -




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Might as well..... Life is one big lie isn't it?
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If you are using the Santa myth to keep your children's behavior in line you are really playing a dangerous game. When your children realize that Santa is BS they'll
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they'll just might start a school shooting! scream
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You can tell how smart a kid is by how quickly they figure out this little white lie. A really smart kid will decide by the time he is 2 or 3 that it's not plausible. A smart kid will notice some inconsistencies when they are 4-5 (Santa uses the same name cards or paper as mom does). Less intelligent ones are still holding onto this belief when they are 8, regardless of how many times their classmates have told them otherwise. LOL! Overall, though, I haven't ever noticed a child emotionally destroyed because he was led to believe in Santa.
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My sister told me and showed me the presents in the closet.
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You can tell how smart a kid is by how quickly they figure out this little white lie. A really smart kid will decide by the time he is 2 or 3 that it's not plausible. A smart kid will notice some inconsistencies when they are 4-5 (Santa uses the same name cards or paper as mom does). Less intelligent ones are still holding onto this belief when they are 8, regardless of how many times their classmates have told them otherwise. LOL! Overall, though, I haven't ever noticed a child emotionally destroyed because he was led to believe in Santa.
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It is really about whether you're honest with your children or not.
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Santa = Satan....just sayin'
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You can tell how smart a kid is by how quickly they figure out this little white lie. A really smart kid will decide by the time he is 2 or 3 that it's not plausible. A smart kid will notice some inconsistencies when they are 4-5 (Santa uses the same name cards or paper as mom does). Less intelligent ones are still holding onto this belief when they are 8, regardless of how many times their classmates have told them otherwise. LOL! Overall, though, I haven't ever noticed a child emotionally destroyed because he was led to believe in Santa.
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My son was so mad when he found out. He said "so everything is a lie, God too." He was furious at me for having gone along with it.
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Cretinoid ! Are all of your family members like you ?
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Has anybody else seen this?

Santa = Satan
Klaus = Claws

Santa Claus = Satan's Claws.

Interestingly enough - both Satan and Santa are typically portrayed wearing a RED SUIT.

lol

Think about it - tell a child that Christmas is about the Creator of all things coming to be with us (Emmanuel)as a tiny baby . . .and the child will respond that this great.

Tell a child that Christmas is about Santa bringing them toys which to a child, is EVEN BETTER.

Might as well admit it folks - WE have been HAD.

Sigh.
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It's because of your kind what happened few days ago in US ... because children doesn't believe in Santa anymore !

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When my kids became adults they said "Stop it, we have always known Santa ain't real" I said "Okay, good, no more presents then" Then they said "No I know Santa is real" so I just kept on buying them presents from Santa.

They have grown kids of their own now, but Santa still comes to my kids. Always will as long as Santa is alive. After all my kids are spending money making sure Santa comes to their kids, not my job to worry about the grandkids presents, I just make sure Santa visits mine.
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I want your children to get hurt as those children !
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Maybe they started this tradition on purpose to make kids also doubt the living God and maybe those who started it were manipulated by evil forces.

clappa 5* OP, it's never good to lie to our children and that is exactly what parents are doing. Kinda hypocritical then to give out to the child if he or she then lies sometime, I wonder where they learn it from.

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Revelation 21:8

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I want your children to get hurt as those children !
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LOL! No you don't. hf
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I want your children to get hurt as those children !
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LOL! No you don't. hf
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TRUE ! I want Santa close to them .... so ... why? why had that to happen?

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You can tell how smart a kid is by how quickly they figure out this little white lie. A really smart kid will decide by the time he is 2 or 3 that it's not plausible. A smart kid will notice some inconsistencies when they are 4-5 (Santa uses the same name cards or paper as mom does). Less intelligent ones are still holding onto this belief when they are 8, regardless of how many times their classmates have told them otherwise. LOL! Overall, though, I haven't ever noticed a child emotionally destroyed because he was led to believe in Santa.
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Same thing goes for the other invisible people like Jesus. If you're an adult and still haven't figured out he isn't real you're kind of a moran.
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I want your children to get hurt as those children !
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LOL! No you don't. hf
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TRUE ! I want Santa close to them .... so ... why? why had that to happen?
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I wish I could tell you why. If I knew I would try stop it.

Life is hard and not only for humans - in fact we are the ones who get is easiest on earth.

Strange when you consider how important the Bee is. Life would go on if humans dies out, but maybe not if the bee did.

Keep your good heart we need it.
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Look for pictures of peoples who believe in Santa !

[link to www.realitatea.net]

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Look for pictures of peoples who believe in Santa !

[link to www.realitatea.net]
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What is the connection between this thread topic and the terrible pictures on that link?
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i think the real danger is being a bad liar :)
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Look for pictures of peoples who believe in Santa !

[link to www.realitatea.net]
 Quoting: Giumbirici


What is the connection between this thread topic and the terrible pictures on that link?
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Why teaching my children about Santa is sick & wrong ... fucker ?
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Screw Seinfeld and his contribution to the war on Christmas.

If you want to replace traditional holiday activities with a pole dance, dirty santa, and the airing of grievances, go right ahead. But dont expect me to follow you.

What is wrong with TRADITION? I told my son when he asked for the truth about Santa, that Santa represents the spirit of giving at Christmas, that he was a real saint, and that giving to others was what makes the holiday season special.
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Look for pictures of peoples who believe in Santa !

[link to www.realitatea.net]
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What is the connection between this thread topic and the terrible pictures on that link?
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Why teaching my children about Santa is sick & wrong ... fucker ?
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Such a potty mouth...Santa will be giving you a lump of coal this Xmas.

hf
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Screw Seinfeld and his contribution to the war on Christmas.

If you want to replace traditional holiday activities with a pole dance, dirty santa, and the airing of grievances, go right ahead. But dont expect me to follow you.

What is wrong with TRADITION? I told my son when he asked for the truth about Santa, that Santa represents the spirit of giving at Christmas, that he was a real saint, and that giving to others was what makes the holiday season special.
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Lying to your children...what a wonderful tradition to start and promote.
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Screw Seinfeld and his contribution to the war on Christmas.

If you want to replace traditional holiday activities with a pole dance, dirty santa, and the airing of grievances, go right ahead. But dont expect me to follow you.

What is wrong with TRADITION? I told my son when he asked for the truth about Santa, that Santa represents the spirit of giving at Christmas, that he was a real saint, and that giving to others was what makes the holiday season special.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29250388


Lying to your children...what a wonderful tradition to start and promote.
 Quoting: Salvadorios


It's not about "lying" fucker ! It's about keeping childrens soul pure as much time as we can.

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If you are using the Santa myth to keep your children's behavior in line you are really playing a dangerous game. When your children realize that Santa is BS they'll start to question everything you tell them or have ever told them...which I suppose is a good thing on one level, but not great when you tell them the truth or something important.

Celebrate FESTIVUS instead - not a single made up mythical figure -




anaanaanaanaana
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Yep i agree. Starting at 4 years old i was told id be spending eternal damnation if i fucked up. Its done its fair share of damage to me along with my family as a whole.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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xmas
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I cant remember but I felt quite bad when I realized he wasnt real, I have promised never to convince my children he is real and tell them who brought the presents. I have a 3 and 1 year old.
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Fuck you hippie fag Signed Santa
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Screw Seinfeld and his contribution to the war on Christmas.

If you want to replace traditional holiday activities with a pole dance, dirty santa, and the airing of grievances, go right ahead. But dont expect me to follow you.

What is wrong with TRADITION? I told my son when he asked for the truth about Santa, that Santa represents the spirit of giving at Christmas, that he was a real saint, and that giving to others was what makes the holiday season special.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29250388


Lying to your children...what a wonderful tradition to start and promote.
 Quoting: Salvadorios


It's not about "lying" fucker ! It's about keeping childrens soul pure as much time as we can.
 Quoting: Giumbirici


By teaching them it is okay to lie about things that are important to them...hmmm.
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