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Teaching Your Children About Santa Is Sick & Wrong!

 
Salvadorios (OP)

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12/16/2012 01:09 PM
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Fuck you hippie fag Signed Santa
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Santa will need extra coal for you.
hf
Giumbirici

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12/16/2012 01:22 PM
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Screw Seinfeld and his contribution to the war on Christmas.

If you want to replace traditional holiday activities with a pole dance, dirty santa, and the airing of grievances, go right ahead. But dont expect me to follow you.

What is wrong with TRADITION? I told my son when he asked for the truth about Santa, that Santa represents the spirit of giving at Christmas, that he was a real saint, and that giving to others was what makes the holiday season special.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29250388


Lying to your children...what a wonderful tradition to start and promote.
 Quoting: Salvadorios


It's not about "lying" fucker ! It's about keeping childrens soul pure as much time as we can.
 Quoting: Giumbirici


By teaching them it is okay to lie about things that are important to them...hmmm.
hf
 Quoting: Salvadorios


OK ... step by step you're coming to the right path .
Wrong understanding ... fuck you again ...

Last Edited by Giumbirici on 12/16/2012 01:24 PM
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 01:32 PM
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Has anybody else seen this?

Santa = Satan
Klaus = Claws

Santa Claus = Satan's Claws.

Interestingly enough - both Satan and Santa are typically portrayed wearing a RED SUIT.

lol

Think about it - tell a child that Christmas is about the Creator of all things coming to be with us (Emmanuel)as a tiny baby . . .and the child will respond that this great.

Tell a child that Christmas is about Santa bringing them toys which to a child, is EVEN BETTER.

Might as well admit it folks - WE have been HAD.

Sigh.
 Quoting: eleyna2012


I have to admit that Christmas in today's format (Santa, Rudolph, spending money you don't have, office drunks, lights on the house, color-coordinated Christmas trees, etc.) is as far away from Christianity and the real meaning of Christmas as the Devil is himself.
Salvadorios (OP)

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12/16/2012 01:36 PM
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Lying to your children...what a wonderful tradition to start and promote.
 Quoting: Salvadorios


It's not about "lying" fucker ! It's about keeping childrens soul pure as much time as we can.
 Quoting: Giumbirici


By teaching them it is okay to lie about things that are important to them...hmmm.
hf
 Quoting: Salvadorios


OK ... step by step you're coming to the right path .
Wrong understanding ... fuck you again ...
 Quoting: Giumbirici


Such language- do you use that language when you talk to your children about Santa? Double coal for you.

peace
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 01:39 PM
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pity any kid with such self-righteous parents

wait til they turn 18, uh huh
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 01:41 PM
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Yeah RIGHT.

A pole dance to celebrate Jesus' birth...

You go right ahead, though.
Salvadorios (OP)

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12/16/2012 01:48 PM
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Yeah RIGHT.

A pole dance to celebrate Jesus' birth...

You go right ahead, though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29250388


I'd much rather drag them to a church with a crucifix in it ...look, Johnny, we're celebrating the birth of that man so grotesquely nailed to that cross...oh, look, Santa's here...better be good he's watching...Santa that is.
Salvadorios (OP)

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Yeah RIGHT.

A pole dance to celebrate Jesus' birth...

You go right ahead, though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29250388


Jesus hung out with tax collectors and whores - he would probably enjoy a pole dance.
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12/16/2012 02:41 PM

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Saint Nick isn't a deception to destroy kids and their confidence in you. Its just some harmless fun that lets kids use their imagination. You know, imagination, that thing video games, TV, asshole adults and media have stolen from kids nowadays!?!

We live in a society in which information is so easily accessed weather it be good info, or evil info, it doesn't matter, it's being bombarded on our kids robbing them of the awesomeness of building tree forts, or couch forts that become a castle to defend from dragons.

Fucking bullshit cause 50 yrs ago, kids had Santa, had Easter bunnies and so on, and how many school massacres happened then?!?

People who think "Santa" is a bad thing are the same as people who have destroyed cartoons by taking out all the "violence" from them. Violence like an anvil being dropped from a cliff to catch a road runner, or Tom & Jerry epic dinner table battles, yet video games bout terrorism (call of duty)is ok?

Kids have way too pressure and poor guidance now. Your not doing your kid any favours by being an open book of info when they're not ready for it.... Santa, is about the idea of giving gifts and making or spreading happiness, it's the Libertards who have taken the fun from Christmas by claiming "Santa is destroying kids cause its so fake a fat guy does all that just to make kids happy" Christmas might suck for you, but why ruin it for kids? Why take away something like Christmas from a kid?


Fucking Libertards....
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