Why do you use Toilet Paper?

Much as I agree, I don't think deep dark republican americans are going to get it. Bum guns would be better although they waste a lot of water...

You nasty assed muzzies.
There is a reason you idiots revert to the dark ages.

Tha meawing is give it better as reproduct with a life but older bioclock without your travel problems.

To get them nice to do more then you if you didnt yourself.

Stand alone as .... if that happens ?

I got my ass coated with teflon...

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Would be a bit messy to clean up afterwards. Not like I don't wash my nether regions in the shower anyway, so not like my butt has constant poop/paper particles on it. And might sound gross but I spit on the wads of tp I use before cleaning up, gets it cleaner and dont have as much of a problem with paper particles that way.

I use toilet paper to remove all the big pieces of shit. I then use wet wipes to finish the job and leave my bum and bunghole smelling nice.

I don't think i could get myself to do that.

Teflon asscoating not available in your area ?

Try some Thai girl, she'll lick everything clean, as long as it's complemented with a bowl of rice.

i actually don't use it.
spray your ass with water.
done.

The intelligence factor is maxed out on here today, huh?

because my shits are too big for the loo itself.

Jug of water???

Watch it!.. them muzzies are smart!

they invented the first condom in 1217 ya know, it was made out of sheeps intestine.

It wasn't until the late 1700s when you white men took it out of the sheep first.

We're approaching the 13 Hz shift

Really... how disgusting!!!

I have read numerous comments from Americans who ridicule washing the with hand, water and soap! They wipe the remnants of poop from their with paper and think that is cleaner? WTF? How in the world can the skin in that area be clean by just wiping?!

Just apply some grease on your skin and try wiping with paper and again with soap and water. Which is cleaner?

You Americans are really really disgusting people!!!

Most communicable diseases are spread hand-to-mouth.

It is NEVER a good idea to put shit on your hands for ANY reason.

And no, OP, we do not have old toilet paper residue. That's a ridiculous idea as it would defeat the purpose in using it in the first place.

LxG aka OP just popped in his local library from the wild after interrupting his own sleep with this cruicial question.

Also we bathe daily which should also be taken into account. And there are always wetwipes or baby wipes that many use instead of toilet tissue.

During defecation, shit should not be spread all over the area around the anus in the first place. If it is, you might be doing it wrong.

If you want to go for a 100 % germfree ass, get a stoma !

Ok... since you disgusting people do not have any idea about basic hygiene and cleanliness, I shall explain the process of cleaning the rear, as practiced by civilized people.

First pour water on to the area without touching with your hand. In olden days, people used to take water in a mug and splash it on. Now since there is the health hose (or butt gun, or whatever you call it), this task is very easy. The pressure of water will actually clean out all the poop in the area. Then rub soap on to your hands to form a rich lather. Apply this in the rear area in all places and wash it away with water. Wash your hand also with soap very well. Dry the area with a towel (In olden days the cloth towels were used, which had to be washed after each use. Now we can use paper towels).

So now you are a bit more informed.

And how do you keep from splashing the dirty water from the jar over the toilet seat and floor? Or do you use a drainhole in the floor as your toilet?

Jar ?

Just keep your mouth closed and don't gargle, cough or sneeze while moving.

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You will learn how to handle water in the toilet, once you dirty kids grow up.

Your hand?
Are you shitting me?

Note to myself do not ever eat a meal prepared by a Canadian.

Preferably I would like to Eat a Specific Diet that makes me shit the kind of shit that Requires no Wiping. A clean shit is the Best kind of shit Dump Flush and Done No wiping needed...its a Rare kind of shit But you know your eating good when it occures.

I just scoop water out of the toilet to clean my ass.

Note to myself: Do not sit on a chair on which an American/European had sat on.

Have your plumber install a bidet.

Second best alternative.... paper towels and white vinegar.

Followed by handwashing, or course.

Note: Do not flush the paper towels.

-- Our Arab friend is right. Most North Americans don't have a clue about proper hygiene.

-- P.S. The wet wipes are loaded with carcinogenic chemicals.