Why do you use Toilet Paper?

Note to myself never listen to a muzzie.

I agree

If you meant me, I am not a muzzie or an Arab. So you will listen to me, right?

I use bum-boosa toilet paper. It's made of bamboo. Much more sustainable than standard toilet paper. It's also is bpa free; I don't enjoy wiping my ass with old recycled receipt paper.

Correction, nudist American/Europeans

Pa taut me to do it da propa way, wit a good dried out corn cob. Use more Dan one cob if nedid. All dem nooks n crannys in da cob do a good job a cachin da poopy bits. YOUR WELCOME everyone!!

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Wet Wipes...there ya go

I don't. I don't have time to wipe my ass. I just shit and go. Do cows wipe their ass? Birds?

Because my hand would stink otherwise.

Compare yourself to an animal. That must mean you're as stupid as one too.

How was it done in nomadic times, OP? (not so long ago)

Shitty thread... but I love it

Hope your Country never runs out of water, I prefere to drink fresh water, instead of wasting it.

Toilet paper ? I just need an American Flag.

You mean a white flag don't you?



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toilets with built in asshole sprayers are AWESOME

So the islamic scum wipe their asses with their fingers?
No wonder they smell like the Blue Plains shit plant.
What fucking animals.

Yes toilet paper was a great invention and another wonderful example of man's ingenuity. But it is "old school" and there is something much better and allot more practical than trying to go for a swim in the river after each "event". It's the Bathroom Bidet Sprayer and it's advancement over toilet paper is like the fax was to the written letter or the microwave to the oven. I think Dr. Oz on Oprah said it best: "if you had pee or poop on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it off with paper, would you? You'd wash it off” Available at [link to www.bathroomsprayers.com] with these you won't even need toilet paper any more, just a towel to dry off! Don’t worry, you can still leave some out for guests and can even make it the soft stuff without feeling guilty. It's cheap and can be installed without a plumber; and runs off the same water line to your toilet. You'll probably pay for it in a few months of toilet paper savings. As for water use a drought is always a concern and must be dealt with prudently but please remember that in the big picture the industrial water users always far exceed the water use of household users and in the case of toilet paper manufacture it is huge. The pollution and significant power use from that manufacturing process also contributes to global warming so switching to a hand bidet sprayer and lowering your toilet paper use is very green in multiple ways.

Using that logic, you might as well just scoop the toilet water right into your ass, as this saves you time, and hey, youre gonna just wash your hands anyways...

The problem is with the hand, is you can't get all of it out of your cuticles, nails no matter how hard how scrub your hands

Get one of the toilets from the Crocodile Dundee movie. You sit on it, pull a string and water shoots up on you rear end.

I shower after going number two. And if i can't shower, I hold it.

because i dont want to smell like brits

All valid points. But let's be honest, if you can't keep your self clean when wiping, you have issues. Serious issues.

stupid, beyond stupid.

my ass is nasty but these are austere times, I was fortunate enough to travel to Japan once and I know the luxury of a bidet, for once in my life I didn't feel dirty, but for now I'm going to leave my dirty smelly ass as it is, this is america after all and you never know when you are going to have to take a big one up there, at least with a hairy and dirty asshole it won't be pleasant for them either. And that is why I use toilet paper

You know, logically, baby wipes would be the best thing to use.....

.....you filthy animals....

it prevents shitty sticky fingers