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Why do you use Toilet Paper?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 02:10 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Don't you realize how dirty it is to wipe your shit with a toilet paper, And then bits and particles of the wet shitty tissue are left on your rectum. Its just disgusting. Use WATER people. The best way to clean up is to use your hand and a jug of water. You're gonna wash your hand anyways.
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Note to myself do not ever eat a meal prepared by a Canadian.
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Note to myself: Do not sit on a chair on which an American/European had sat on.s226
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Note to myself never listen to a muzzie.
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12/16/2012 02:10 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Don't you realize how dirty it is to wipe your shit with a toilet paper, And then bits and particles of the wet shitty tissue are left on your rectum. Its just disgusting. Use WATER people. The best way to clean up is to use your hand and a jug of water. You're gonna wash your hand anyways.
 Quoting: LxG 20744714


I agree
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12/16/2012 02:12 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Don't you realize how dirty it is to wipe your shit with a toilet paper, And then bits and particles of the wet shitty tissue are left on your rectum. Its just disgusting. Use WATER people. The best way to clean up is to use your hand and a jug of water. You're gonna wash your hand anyways.
 Quoting: LxG 20744714


Note to myself do not ever eat a meal prepared by a Canadian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30058974


Note to myself: Do not sit on a chair on which an American/European had sat on.s226
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30034650


Note to myself never listen to a muzzie.
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If you meant me, I am not a muzzie or an Arab. So you will listen to me, right?

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12/16/2012 02:21 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
I use bum-boosa toilet paper. It's made of bamboo. Much more sustainable than standard toilet paper. It's also is bpa free; I don't enjoy wiping my ass with old recycled receipt paper.
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12/16/2012 02:35 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Don't you realize how dirty it is to wipe your shit with a toilet paper, And then bits and particles of the wet shitty tissue are left on your rectum. Its just disgusting. Use WATER people. The best way to clean up is to use your hand and a jug of water. You're gonna wash your hand anyways.
 Quoting: LxG 20744714


Note to myself do not ever eat a meal prepared by a Canadian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30058974


Note to myself: Do not sit on a chair on which an American/European had sat on.s226
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Correction, nudist American/Europeans
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12/16/2012 02:51 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Pa taut me to do it da propa way, wit a good dried out corn cob. Use more Dan one cob if nedid. All dem nooks n crannys in da cob do a good job a cachin da poopy bits. YOUR WELCOME everyone!!
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12/16/2012 03:17 PM
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA STUPID Z
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12/16/2012 03:24 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
I just scoop water out of the toilet to clean my ass.
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12/16/2012 03:37 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Don't you realize how dirty it is to wipe your shit with a toilet paper, And then bits and particles of the wet shitty tissue are left on your rectum. Its just disgusting. Use WATER people. The best way to clean up is to use your hand and a jug of water. You're gonna wash your hand anyways.
 Quoting: LxG 20744714


Wet Wipes...there ya go
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12/16/2012 03:38 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
I don't. I don't have time to wipe my ass. I just shit and go. Do cows wipe their ass? Birds?
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12/16/2012 04:00 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Because my hand would stink otherwise.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 05:11 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
I don't. I don't have time to wipe my ass. I just shit and go. Do cows wipe their ass? Birds?
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Compare yourself to an animal. That must mean you're as stupid as one too.
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12/16/2012 05:27 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Most communicable diseases are spread hand-to-mouth.

It is NEVER a good idea to put shit on your hands for ANY reason.

And no, OP, we do not have old toilet paper residue. That's a ridiculous idea as it would defeat the purpose in using it in the first place.
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Ok... since you disgusting people do not have any idea about basic hygiene and cleanliness, I shall explain the process of cleaning the rear, as practiced by civilized people.

First pour water on to the area without touching with your hand. In olden days, people used to take water in a mug and splash it on. Now since there is the health hose (or butt gun, or whatever you call it), this task is very easy. The pressure of water will actually clean out all the poop in the area. Then rub soap on to your hands to form a rich lather. Apply this in the rear area in all places and wash it away with water. Wash your hand also with soap very well. Dry the area with a towel (In olden days the cloth towels were used, which had to be washed after each use. Now we can use paper towels).

So now you are a bit more informed. peace
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How was it done in nomadic times, OP? (not so long ago)
Resonant Citizen
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12/16/2012 07:13 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Shitty thread... but I love it
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Hope your Country never runs out of water, I prefere to drink fresh water, instead of wasting it.
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12/16/2012 07:28 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Toilet paper ? I just need an American Flag.
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12/16/2012 07:37 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Toilet paper ? I just need an American Flag.
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You mean a white flag don't you?




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12/16/2012 07:39 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
toilets with built in asshole sprayers are AWESOME
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12/16/2012 07:50 PM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
So the islamic scum wipe their asses with their fingers?
No wonder they smell like the Blue Plains shit plant.
What fucking animals.
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12/28/2012 02:29 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Yes toilet paper was a great invention and another wonderful example of man's ingenuity. But it is "old school" and there is something much better and allot more practical than trying to go for a swim in the river after each "event". It's the Bathroom Bidet Sprayer and it's advancement over toilet paper is like the fax was to the written letter or the microwave to the oven. I think Dr. Oz on Oprah said it best: "if you had pee or poop on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it off with paper, would you? You'd wash it off” Available at [link to www.bathroomsprayers.com] with these you won't even need toilet paper any more, just a towel to dry off! Don’t worry, you can still leave some out for guests and can even make it the soft stuff without feeling guilty. It's cheap and can be installed without a plumber; and runs off the same water line to your toilet. You'll probably pay for it in a few months of toilet paper savings. As for water use a drought is always a concern and must be dealt with prudently but please remember that in the big picture the industrial water users always far exceed the water use of household users and in the case of toilet paper manufacture it is huge. The pollution and significant power use from that manufacturing process also contributes to global warming so switching to a hand bidet sprayer and lowering your toilet paper use is very green in multiple ways.
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12/28/2012 02:32 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Using that logic, you might as well just scoop the toilet water right into your ass, as this saves you time, and hey, youre gonna just wash your hands anyways...
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12/28/2012 02:35 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
The problem is with the hand, is you can't get all of it out of your cuticles, nails no matter how hard how scrub your hands
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12/28/2012 02:38 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Get one of the toilets from the Crocodile Dundee movie. You sit on it, pull a string and water shoots up on you rear end.
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12/28/2012 02:43 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Don't you realize how dirty it is to wipe your shit with a toilet paper, And then bits and particles of the wet shitty tissue are left on your rectum. Its just disgusting. Use WATER people. The best way to clean up is to use your hand and a jug of water. You're gonna wash your hand anyways.
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I shower after going number two. And if i can't shower, I hold it.
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12/28/2012 03:37 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
Don't you realize how dirty it is to wipe your shit with a toilet paper, And then bits and particles of the wet shitty tissue are left on your rectum. Its just disgusting. Use WATER people. The best way to clean up is to use your hand and a jug of water. You're gonna wash your hand anyways.
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because i dont want to smell like brits
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12/28/2012 03:54 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
All valid points. But let's be honest, if you can't keep your self clean when wiping, you have issues. Serious issues.
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12/28/2012 04:05 AM
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broccoli
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stupid, beyond stupid.
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12/28/2012 04:18 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
my ass is nasty but these are austere times, I was fortunate enough to travel to Japan once and I know the luxury of a bidet, for once in my life I didn't feel dirty, but for now I'm going to leave my dirty smelly ass as it is, this is america after all and you never know when you are going to have to take a big one up there, at least with a hairy and dirty asshole it won't be pleasant for them either. And that is why I use toilet paper
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12/28/2012 04:22 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
You know, logically, baby wipes would be the best thing to use.....

.....you filthy animals....
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12/28/2012 04:24 AM
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Re: Why do you use Toilet Paper?
it prevents shitty sticky fingers

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