GLP's 12 Days of XMAS/FESTIVUS - Suggestions Welcomed!

What would be some GLP 12 Days of XMAS/FESTIVUS?
Let the insanity begin.

First Day - A person claiming to be a bottle of A1 Sauce
Second Day - Two Homophobic Rants
Third Day - Three people claiming a false flag is about to happen in their pants
Fourth Day - Four people asking advice about neighbors screwing too loudly
Fifth Day - Five silver coins, for when the SHTF
Sixth Day - Six Sixth Sense Posters
Seventh Day - Seven people claiming to be Aliens
Eighth Day - Eight blocks of wood taking questions
Ninth Day - Nine people asking us to pray for them
Tenth Day - Ten spelling and grammatical errors in most posts
Eleventh Day - Eleven threads that will scare the crap out of you
Twelfth Day- Twelve beers drank while reading GLP stories

Well, folks, you get the idea. Write your own GLP 12 Days song. Let's make this the number one thread on this site until Dec. 25th.

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