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Fuck Everything, Nation Reports....Just Fuck It All To Hell

 
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Fuck Everything, Nation Reports....Just Fuck It All To Hell
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"...sources across the nation shook their heads, stifled a sob in their voices, and reported fuck everything. Just fuck it all to hell.

All of it, sources added.

“I’m sorry, but fuck it, I can’t handle this—I just can’t handle it anymore,” said Deborah McEllis, who added that “no, no, no, no, no, this isn’t happening, this can’t be real.” “Seriously, what the hell is this? What’s even going on anymore? Why do things like this keep happening?”

Continued McEllis, before covering her face with her hands, “Why?”

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I mean, honestly, all 315 million Americans confirmed."
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