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"Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 04:44 PM
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"Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
You anti-gun tards KNOW it's true!

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12/16/2012 04:47 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Sure, it is not the solution.
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12/16/2012 04:54 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
someone should take your fork away before you hurt yourself. tard
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12/16/2012 04:55 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
someone should take your fork away before you hurt yourself. tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16987424


spoons and forks made me fat!
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12/16/2012 05:17 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Put the corks on the forks and the sporks, for the children.
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12/16/2012 05:20 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
I can picture OP in that pink tutu too...
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12/16/2012 05:36 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Pencils misspell words. Ban them!
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Pencils misspell words. Ban them!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29530812


yea so do keybords, bane thim two!
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 05:49 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Pencils misspell words. Ban them!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29530812


yea so do keybords, bane thim two!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


you're a paggot
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 05:56 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
OP , In this crazy world

I could see some libtard proposing this as an option for getting rid of those who

speak too freely against the dictatorship....
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12/16/2012 06:04 PM

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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
well, they just want to make you as defenseless as unarmed civilians countries => europeans ones for example

when shtf and army/police/fema comes to your door, answering with a gun might give them a powerfull stroke and fail their plans.

being armed in peace times is useless and causes more murders than anything

but when shtf, you better have your old winchester on the wall to face the gov zombies.

when guns are banned and confiscated in USA, the show will begin worldwide.
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12/16/2012 06:10 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
red herring argument
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 06:40 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
You anti-gun tards KNOW it's true!

5a

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


"Taking my bomb away because I might bomb someone is like cutting my hands off because I might take your sandwich."

Is that your intelligent reasoning to keep yourself weaponised?

lol
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12/16/2012 06:41 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Not really, in the former someone loses their life, i the latter you simply loseyour tonge, hmmmm if they would take away your ability to type that might be worth it.
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12/16/2012 06:43 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
"Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


The difference is that your tongue is good for a number of things besides yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.

However, a firearm is only good for one thing : to destroy.
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12/16/2012 06:44 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Who said that?
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12/16/2012 06:46 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
"Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


The difference is that your tongue is good for a number of things besides yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.

However, a firearm is only good for one thing : to destroy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29301466


Not quite literally true. It is good for target practice shooting and just shooting bullets into the air for wild, all-out parties. LOL.
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12/16/2012 06:59 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
You anti-gun tards KNOW it's true!

5a

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


sure, that makes you a minority gun owner.
Alufiend
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12/16/2012 07:04 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
don't forget the feminist arguement

Cut off their dicks cause they might rape us.
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12/16/2012 07:10 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Why do you think they are going to ban guns? because this would be a world first.

Perhaps they are just after gun control, like in a lot of countrys, depite what you believe you can still own guns in countries that have gun control, I have 2, but you have to know how to use it and keep it out of reach of children etc.

I have no idea why you all think they will be banned, you just need gun education, safety lessons, things like not leaving a loaded gun in your top draw for timmy to find when he had a bad day at school.

Basic common sence will eleiminate most of thes massacre shootings.
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12/16/2012 07:12 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
don't forget the feminist arguement

Cut off their dicks cause they might rape us.
 Quoting: Alufiend 29893508


Actually, that is the MILITANT FEMINIST argument, not the MAINSTREAM FEMINIST argument.

The MF argument is that women don't need men anymore-------------except (for now and it WILL change) for procreation.

Yep.
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12/16/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Whatever means people have to violence, they will use it.
Guns in the U.S.
Knives in Japan.
Hand control when people are strangling each other with unstable emotions and backwards beliefs?


The weapons are not the issue, it is the intent to harm that needs to be looked at. Start with injustice...


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12/16/2012 07:21 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
If we cut your tongue out, will we stop having to listen to your bad analogies?
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12/16/2012 07:28 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Or misspelling a word and saying its the pencil's fault
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
well, they just want to make you as defenseless as unarmed civilians countries => europeans ones for example

when shtf and army/police/fema comes to your door, answering with a gun might give them a powerfull stroke and fail their plans.

being armed in peace times is useless and causes more murders than anything

but when shtf, you better have your old winchester on the wall to face the gov zombies.

when guns are banned and confiscated in USA, the show will begin worldwide.
 Quoting: Zeff


ahahahah!!!

THAT ^^ is more stupid then OP remarks!

So the military have drones, tanks, missiles, antrax, nuclear weapons and death rays... and YET you think they need to disarm comon people so they can invade/dominate a country?

You folks crack me up.

Seriously.

Ahahhaahhhaahahah!!!!!!!!!!!1
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12/16/2012 08:10 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
You anti-gun tards KNOW it's true!

5a

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


Or like cutting your dick off, because you are suspected of rape.
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12/16/2012 08:12 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
THIS MOFO YELLED FIRE IN A CROWDED INTERNET FORUM!!! SEND IN THE SWAAT TEAM!!!!
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12/16/2012 08:13 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Wont be taking shit from me.

any of them, not if they want to live anyway.
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12/16/2012 08:13 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
You anti-gun tards KNOW it's true!

5a

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


WHEN THEY START TAKING AWAY THE GUNS IT WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF THE REVOLUTION.
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12/16/2012 08:19 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
well, they just want to make you as defenseless as unarmed civilians countries => europeans ones for example

when shtf and army/police/fema comes to your door, answering with a gun might give them a powerfull stroke and fail their plans.

being armed in peace times is useless and causes more murders than anything

but when shtf, you better have your old winchester on the wall to face the gov zombies.

when guns are banned and confiscated in USA, the show will begin worldwide.
 Quoting: Zeff


ahahahah!!!

THAT ^^ is more stupid then OP remarks!

So the military have drones, tanks, missiles, antrax, nuclear weapons and death rays... and YET you think they need to disarm comon people so they can invade/dominate a country?

You folks crack me up.

Seriously.

Ahahhaahhhaahahah!!!!!!!!!!!1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29954617
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: "Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
Er, I dunno if it's exactly like that.

But yeah, I don't support stricter gun control.