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All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is

 
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12/16/2012 06:14 PM
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All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Some girls like to poke their finger in it and go "tickle, tickle, tickle." It's really embarrassing. Sometimes I'll listen to Led Zeppelin to feel better.
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12/16/2012 06:15 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
isn't time for bedie buy and choclolate num nums little guy?
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12/16/2012 06:16 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
What the fuck are you snorting.
Chrit

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12/16/2012 06:17 PM

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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Just take a pair of scissors and cut the offending holes out of the shirt for good.
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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12/16/2012 06:24 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
isn't time for bedie buy and choclolate num nums little guy?
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4 hours and 36 minutes


What the fuck are you snorting.
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Nothing, why is that known to cause holy t-shirts?


Just take a pair of scissors and cut the offending holes out of the shirt for good.
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nice try, cant fuel me.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 06:25 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
belly button ring?
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12/16/2012 06:27 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Do you open beer bottles with your shirt?
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12/16/2012 06:28 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
belly button ring?
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No piercings.
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12/16/2012 06:29 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Do you open beer bottles with your shirt?
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Nope, I'm a smoker not a drinker. Pretty good logic though
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2012 06:32 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
do you shop at walmart?
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12/16/2012 06:34 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
do you shop at walmart?
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I only buy certain things at walmart like cherry dr. pepper and sweet tea. I get my t-shirts from other places.
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12/16/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Where do you think belly button lint comes from? In your case you have something about your belly button that shaves the lint away quicker than most, very bizarre... Maybe it's Nibiru.rockon
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12/16/2012 06:37 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Where do you think belly button lint comes from? In your case you have something about your belly button that shaves the lint away quicker than most, very bizarre... Maybe it's Nibiru.rockon
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Tiny solar system in my belly button that eats lint - check
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12/16/2012 06:38 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Sounds like you got acid belly button.

It's going around. Better take care of it.
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12/16/2012 06:40 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Do you open beer bottles with your shirt?
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Nope, I'm a smoker not a drinker. Pretty good logic though
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There u go.
Dropping hot embers in your placenta hole.
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12/16/2012 06:40 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Sounds like you got acid belly button.

It's going around. Better take care of it.
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Interesting - [link to ehealthforum.com]
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12/16/2012 06:42 PM

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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Something, probably your pants around the waist, is poking a hole in the shirts.

Seriously bro.
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12/16/2012 06:45 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Something, probably your pants around the waist, is poking a hole in the shirts.

Seriously bro.
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Please don't ban my ISP
higher state of consciousness

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12/16/2012 06:49 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
weired im wearing a t-shirt with a hole near my belly button...

hiding
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12/16/2012 06:49 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Maybe its because of your meridians. Where the belly button is is also the center where all your meridians come together. And in your case, they are blasting through your shirt :(
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Something, probably your pants around the waist, is poking a hole in the shirts.

Seriously bro.
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Please don't ban my ISP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339701




Dude that's like saying 'Please don't have sex with my mother'.


Totally unreasonable.
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12/16/2012 06:55 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Staple something over them.
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12/16/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
isn't time for bedie buy and choclolate num nums little guy?
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4 hours and 36 minutes


What the fuck are you snorting.
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Nothing, why is that known to cause holy t-shirts?

If you spill it out of your nose onto your shirt.
Just take a pair of scissors and cut the offending holes out of the shirt for good.
 Quoting: Chrit


nice try, cant fuel me.
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12/16/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Do you have a cat?
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12/16/2012 07:28 PM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Sounds like you got acid belly button.

It's going around. Better take care of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30077781


Interesting - [link to ehealthforum.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339701


LOL, Op, Good link! I had no idea it was such a widespread problem.

Get a t-shirt that says, If you poke another hole in this shirt, you're buying me a new one.
drossman

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12/17/2012 11:16 AM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Thread: More government waste ... this time, to explore Belly Button "ecosystem"
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12/17/2012 11:17 AM

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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Some girls like to poke their finger in it and go "tickle, tickle, tickle." It's really embarrassing. Sometimes I'll listen to Led Zeppelin to feel better.
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Bath salts.


Try cookies instead.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2012 11:19 AM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Simple. Itchy belly button and subconscious scratching
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2012 11:20 AM
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Re: All of my T-shirts end up with a tiny whole where my belly button is
Mine have this too. It's caused by accidentally catching your shirt when you zip up your pants.

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