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Why is everyone a 'tard?

 
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Why is everyone a 'tard?
Libtard
Republitard
AmeriLARD
Mexitard
Canatard
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Merry Christmans to all the 'tards out there!
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
You forgot cookietard.


me no like you no more.
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I am a SunTard
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
FIRST...


WE have the RAPTURE TARDS...every year at Rosh Hashanna WITHOUT FAIL..they grease up their anal passages to be FUCKED UP THE ASS by the WRONG AGAIN RAPIST...they LOVE it..they LOVE being WRONG and LOVE being TARDS. They are back again this year AGAIN comepeting once more for the TARD of the YEAR award as usual. They usually win BTW. LAST year one of their champions had his own TARD trophy handed to him for his failed (As ususal) may 21st load of utter TARDNESS. We all know who THAT was dont we?


Then we have the ELENIN/NIBIRU/BROWN DWARF tards. They usually work hand in hand with the RAPTURE tards, although some of them are NEW AGE tards and have their own ideas on WHY we are all going to DIE..or ascend..depending on which drug/god/ or mushroom they have taken bowed to or eaten accidentally. They worship lensflares as some sort of God This year they are coming a close second to the RAPTURE tards for sheer TARDNESS and are PROOF that the human body CAN FUNCTION without a single working braincell.


Then we have the MUSLIM TARDS...who like to strap on the plastic..the kind that goes BOOM..and blow up people in the name of some shop called "allahs snackbar" where the "food is great"..who like to use blunt knives on the necks of those who wont eat there...who would bring about world peace only by obliterating every living human..cause even IF the world converted totally to islam..they would all fight to the DEATH over their different sects.


Then we have the NEW AGE LIGHTWORKER TARDS...who DESPITE the fact that the WORLD is going down the fucking DRAIN..INSIST its all an illusion and that some green men from outer space (Spacegoat herders) will land and insist we take them to our leaders...and they TOO..for the last TWENTY YEARS..have been ANNALLY RAPED again and again..by the WRONG AGAIN RAPIST...

These are the four MAIN groups of TARDS.
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
tard = citizen of GLP.
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I'm a Futard!
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I am a SunTard
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


I am a eatshitandscratchyourlittlenutstard
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
Because of tardtards.
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OP = tardtard.
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I am a SunTard
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


I am a eatshitandscratchyourlittlenutstard
 Quoting: Doomalicious


wtf
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I'm a suntard, quaketard, doomtard, boomtard, cloudtard...:-) Have a nice night!
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12/17/2012 01:30 AM
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
Op is a Christmantard.

Merry Christmans to you OP.



xmas
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I am a SunTard
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


I am a eatshitandscratchyourlittlenutstard
 Quoting: Doomalicious


wtf
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


I am laughing so hard sorry! I have nooooooooo clue how my comment got under your post. Disregard buddy :)
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

"Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman

"The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto

“Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill

“Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill

“One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman

Every man has a right to utter what he thinks is truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. - Samuel Johnson
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
I am a SunTard
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


I am a eatshitandscratchyourlittlenutstard
 Quoting: Doomalicious


wtf
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


I am laughing so hard sorry! I have nooooooooo clue how my comment got under your post. Disregard buddy :)
 Quoting: Doomalicious


haha. I figured.
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
There is many tards, I fall into most including "Re"

SunTard = Solar Doom Lover
MarketTard = Market Doom Lover
Elenintard = Comet Elenin Lover
Nibirutard = Nibiru/Planet-X Lover
Christtard = crazy christian
Tardtard = Someone who gets upset by being labeled one of these
TypoTard = Someone how points out a spelling mistake and acts like it debunks your theroy
Doomtard = General Doom Lover
Fukutard = Meltdown Lover
Moontard = Moon Doom Lover
Olaftard = Someone who understands spam
Threadtards = Loving a Thread more than life itself
QuakeTard = Earthquake Doomer Lover
Mathtard = Loves Math, usally post shit like: (6/3(1+32+4+3+5+6)(4+2-7/(5+9)/(0-0)+0-2/1) = 9
Numbertards = When any random equation fits a doom date, eg: 1+19 + 3x3 = 2012
Atheisttard = Finds the story of the magical man in the sky a little bit fucked up
Jupitard = one who believe's in Jupiter Ignition event.
Occupytards = OWS Lovers (See OWS)
Chemtard = Chemtrail watchers(See Chemtarils)
Contards = people who believe Chemtrails ate Contrails (see both Above)
PinTards = A GLP'er who's sole purpose in life is to get that pin. pin me,pin me!
Heirrotards = El Heirro tsunami Doom wachers
Zetatard = see batshit crazy
Paultard = Ron Paul Lover
DreamTard = Dreaming of DOOM events and post next morning on GLP
Tunneltards = The ones that are sure the US is covered by thousands of miles of underground tunnels. Linking what?That is secret
Worrytard = needs valium...
Racetards = People who imediatly point to a hate crime when more than one race is involved, Thread title includes "Guess the race" etc
Pleaseunbanemetards = People who beg to be unbaned(see Bane)
Debristard = People who think the comet Elenin debris alignment will cause doom.
Rometards = People that thing smashing and burning their country will help the economy
Tepcotards = people that think that doom is not apparent at fukushima
Protestard = Protesting cause you friends girlfiend is..
HAARPtards = all EQ's are caused by HAARP, dispite refuting evidence of EQ's Befor HAARP was built
Ranttard = someone constantly on-off topic..... or a shill.. or totally out there..... constantly..... lol
Denialtard = no radiation .....
Generaltard = Generally Loves Doom
Questiontard = "i am (such and such) ask me a question....."
Jobtards = People who complain that they can't find a job with their BA in protest studies
Magmatards = General volcano doom lover..
SnowCleaningtards = new age crap..
Auroratards = Lovers of high latitude aurora's
Spectatortards = those with half a head with five cents into the conversation with nothing really obvious to add... love it....
GLPtards = People that think disrespecting GLP and the Mods is acceptable(fuckers)
RandomPosttards = someone who post absolute randomness
Clocktards = People that claim to see 11:11 everytime they look at a clock, 3:33 is also common
Horsetard = I assume people that like horses
CAPSTARD = FEELS THE NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS, USALLY CAUSED BY FAT MENTAL DISORDER
Nobodytards = Some bullshit anout the "Nobody" that is supposed to be somebody
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
OP = tardtard.
 Quoting: Generation Doom


OP = inquizitard.pick
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
There is many tards, I fall into most including "Re"

SunTard = Solar Doom Lover
MarketTard = Market Doom Lover
Elenintard = Comet Elenin Lover
Nibirutard = Nibiru/Planet-X Lover
Christtard = crazy christian
Tardtard = Someone who gets upset by being labeled one of these
TypoTard = Someone how points out a spelling mistake and acts like it debunks your theroy
Doomtard = General Doom Lover
Fukutard = Meltdown Lover
Moontard = Moon Doom Lover
Olaftard = Someone who understands spam
Threadtards = Loving a Thread more than life itself
QuakeTard = Earthquake Doomer Lover
Mathtard = Loves Math, usally post shit like: (6/3(1+32+4+3+5+6)(4+2-7/(5+9)/(0-0)+0-2/1) = 9
Numbertards = When any random equation fits a doom date, eg: 1+19 + 3x3 = 2012
Atheisttard = Finds the story of the magical man in the sky a little bit fucked up
Jupitard = one who believe's in Jupiter Ignition event.
Occupytards = OWS Lovers (See OWS)
Chemtard = Chemtrail watchers(See Chemtarils)
Contards = people who believe Chemtrails ate Contrails (see both Above)
PinTards = A GLP'er who's sole purpose in life is to get that pin. pin me,pin me!
Heirrotards = El Heirro tsunami Doom wachers
Zetatard = see batshit crazy
Paultard = Ron Paul Lover
DreamTard = Dreaming of DOOM events and post next morning on GLP
Tunneltards = The ones that are sure the US is covered by thousands of miles of underground tunnels. Linking what?That is secret
Worrytard = needs valium...
Racetards = People who imediatly point to a hate crime when more than one race is involved, Thread title includes "Guess the race" etc
Pleaseunbanemetards = People who beg to be unbaned(see Bane)
Debristard = People who think the comet Elenin debris alignment will cause doom.
Rometards = People that thing smashing and burning their country will help the economy
Tepcotards = people that think that doom is not apparent at fukushima
Protestard = Protesting cause you friends girlfiend is..
HAARPtards = all EQ's are caused by HAARP, dispite refuting evidence of EQ's Befor HAARP was built
Ranttard = someone constantly on-off topic..... or a shill.. or totally out there..... constantly..... lol
Denialtard = no radiation .....
Generaltard = Generally Loves Doom
Questiontard = "i am (such and such) ask me a question....."
Jobtards = People who complain that they can't find a job with their BA in protest studies
Magmatards = General volcano doom lover..
SnowCleaningtards = new age crap..
Auroratards = Lovers of high latitude aurora's
Spectatortards = those with half a head with five cents into the conversation with nothing really obvious to add... love it....
GLPtards = People that think disrespecting GLP and the Mods is acceptable(fuckers)
RandomPosttards = someone who post absolute randomness
Clocktards = People that claim to see 11:11 everytime they look at a clock, 3:33 is also common
Horsetard = I assume people that like horses
CAPSTARD = FEELS THE NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS, USALLY CAUSED BY FAT MENTAL DISORDER
Nobodytards = Some bullshit anout the "Nobody" that is supposed to be somebody
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Fucking love this!!!!! This should be it's own THREAD with a permanant PIN!!!!!!
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
a tardtardchuckle
This world is fading away along with everything it craves, but if you do the will of god you will live forever. 1 John 2:17

For everything comes from god alone.Everything lives by his power, and everything is for his glory. Romans 11:36
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12/17/2012 06:54 PM
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Flagtard, the tard that spot tards and stick a tard label on them.
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12/17/2012 06:56 PM
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
Everyone is a tard of some kind or another.
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There is many tards, I fall into most including "Re"

SunTard = Solar Doom Lover
MarketTard = Market Doom Lover
Elenintard = Comet Elenin Lover
Nibirutard = Nibiru/Planet-X Lover
Christtard = crazy christian
Tardtard = Someone who gets upset by being labeled one of these
TypoTard = Someone how points out a spelling mistake and acts like it debunks your theroy
Doomtard = General Doom Lover
Fukutard = Meltdown Lover
Moontard = Moon Doom Lover
Olaftard = Someone who understands spam
Threadtards = Loving a Thread more than life itself
QuakeTard = Earthquake Doomer Lover
Mathtard = Loves Math, usally post shit like: (6/3(1+32+4+3+5+6)(4+2-7/(5+9)/(0-0)+0-2/1) = 9
Numbertards = When any random equation fits a doom date, eg: 1+19 + 3x3 = 2012
Atheisttard = Finds the story of the magical man in the sky a little bit fucked up
Jupitard = one who believe's in Jupiter Ignition event.
Occupytards = OWS Lovers (See OWS)
Chemtard = Chemtrail watchers(See Chemtarils)
Contards = people who believe Chemtrails ate Contrails (see both Above)
PinTards = A GLP'er who's sole purpose in life is to get that pin. pin me,pin me!
Heirrotards = El Heirro tsunami Doom wachers
Zetatard = see batshit crazy
Paultard = Ron Paul Lover
DreamTard = Dreaming of DOOM events and post next morning on GLP
Tunneltards = The ones that are sure the US is covered by thousands of miles of underground tunnels. Linking what?That is secret
Worrytard = needs valium...
Racetards = People who imediatly point to a hate crime when more than one race is involved, Thread title includes "Guess the race" etc
Pleaseunbanemetards = People who beg to be unbaned(see Bane)
Debristard = People who think the comet Elenin debris alignment will cause doom.
Rometards = People that thing smashing and burning their country will help the economy
Tepcotards = people that think that doom is not apparent at fukushima
Protestard = Protesting cause you friends girlfiend is..
HAARPtards = all EQ's are caused by HAARP, dispite refuting evidence of EQ's Befor HAARP was built
Ranttard = someone constantly on-off topic..... or a shill.. or totally out there..... constantly..... lol
Denialtard = no radiation .....
Generaltard = Generally Loves Doom
Questiontard = "i am (such and such) ask me a question....."
Jobtards = People who complain that they can't find a job with their BA in protest studies
Magmatards = General volcano doom lover..
SnowCleaningtards = new age crap..
Auroratards = Lovers of high latitude aurora's
Spectatortards = those with half a head with five cents into the conversation with nothing really obvious to add... love it....
GLPtards = People that think disrespecting GLP and the Mods is acceptable(fuckers)
RandomPosttards = someone who post absolute randomness
Clocktards = People that claim to see 11:11 everytime they look at a clock, 3:33 is also common
Horsetard = I assume people that like horses
CAPSTARD = FEELS THE NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS, USALLY CAUSED BY FAT MENTAL DISORDER
Nobodytards = Some bullshit anout the "Nobody" that is supposed to be somebody
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Fucking love this!!!!! This should be it's own THREAD with a permanant PIN!!!!!!
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


It is, look in my signature
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Re: Why is everyone a 'tard?
There is many tards, I fall into most including "Re"

SunTard = Solar Doom Lover
MarketTard = Market Doom Lover
Elenintard = Comet Elenin Lover
Nibirutard = Nibiru/Planet-X Lover
Christtard = crazy christian
Tardtard = Someone who gets upset by being labeled one of these
TypoTard = Someone how points out a spelling mistake and acts like it debunks your theroy
Doomtard = General Doom Lover
Fukutard = Meltdown Lover
Moontard = Moon Doom Lover
Olaftard = Someone who understands spam
Threadtards = Loving a Thread more than life itself
QuakeTard = Earthquake Doomer Lover
Mathtard = Loves Math, usally post shit like: (6/3(1+32+4+3+5+6)(4+2-7/(5+9)/(0-0)+0-2/1) = 9
Numbertards = When any random equation fits a doom date, eg: 1+19 + 3x3 = 2012
Atheisttard = Finds the story of the magical man in the sky a little bit fucked up
Jupitard = one who believe's in Jupiter Ignition event.
Occupytards = OWS Lovers (See OWS)
Chemtard = Chemtrail watchers(See Chemtarils)
Contards = people who believe Chemtrails ate Contrails (see both Above)
PinTards = A GLP'er who's sole purpose in life is to get that pin. pin me,pin me!
Heirrotards = El Heirro tsunami Doom wachers
Zetatard = see batshit crazy
Paultard = Ron Paul Lover
DreamTard = Dreaming of DOOM events and post next morning on GLP
Tunneltards = The ones that are sure the US is covered by thousands of miles of underground tunnels. Linking what?That is secret
Worrytard = needs valium...
Racetards = People who imediatly point to a hate crime when more than one race is involved, Thread title includes "Guess the race" etc
Pleaseunbanemetards = People who beg to be unbaned(see Bane)
Debristard = People who think the comet Elenin debris alignment will cause doom.
Rometards = People that thing smashing and burning their country will help the economy
Tepcotards = people that think that doom is not apparent at fukushima
Protestard = Protesting cause you friends girlfiend is..
HAARPtards = all EQ's are caused by HAARP, dispite refuting evidence of EQ's Befor HAARP was built
Ranttard = someone constantly on-off topic..... or a shill.. or totally out there..... constantly..... lol
Denialtard = no radiation .....
Generaltard = Generally Loves Doom
Questiontard = "i am (such and such) ask me a question....."
Jobtards = People who complain that they can't find a job with their BA in protest studies
Magmatards = General volcano doom lover..
SnowCleaningtards = new age crap..
Auroratards = Lovers of high latitude aurora's
Spectatortards = those with half a head with five cents into the conversation with nothing really obvious to add... love it....
GLPtards = People that think disrespecting GLP and the Mods is acceptable(fuckers)
RandomPosttards = someone who post absolute randomness
Clocktards = People that claim to see 11:11 everytime they look at a clock, 3:33 is also common
Horsetard = I assume people that like horses
CAPSTARD = FEELS THE NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS, USALLY CAUSED BY FAT MENTAL DISORDER
Nobodytards = Some bullshit anout the "Nobody" that is supposed to be somebody
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Fucking love this!!!!! This should be it's own THREAD with a permanant PIN!!!!!!
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess

YEP, GREAT POST
MUST BE A COMPILATIONTARD OR LISTARD

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