| Users Online Now: 2,405 (Who's On?) | Visitors Today: 884,476 | |
| Pageviews Today: 1,428,711 | Threads Today: 613 | Posts Today: 9,856 |
| 02:10 PM | ||
| Users Online Now: 2,405 (Who's On?) | Visitors Today: 884,476 | |
| Pageviews Today: 1,428,711 | Threads Today: 613 | Posts Today: 9,856 |
| 02:10 PM | ||
Why is everyone a 'tard? | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1033547  United States12/17/2012 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Useless Cookie Eater User ID: 29696048 United States12/17/2012 01:06 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| #Geomagnetic_Storm# "Official SunTard" User ID: 1426914 United States12/17/2012 01:07 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 16531175  Australia12/17/2012 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | FIRST... WE have the RAPTURE TARDS...every year at Rosh Hashanna WITHOUT FAIL..they grease up their anal passages to be FUCKED UP THE ASS by the WRONG AGAIN RAPIST...they LOVE it..they LOVE being WRONG and LOVE being TARDS. They are back again this year AGAIN comepeting once more for the TARD of the YEAR award as usual. They usually win BTW. LAST year one of their champions had his own TARD trophy handed to him for his failed (As ususal) may 21st load of utter TARDNESS. We all know who THAT was dont we? Then we have the ELENIN/NIBIRU/BROWN DWARF tards. They usually work hand in hand with the RAPTURE tards, although some of them are NEW AGE tards and have their own ideas on WHY we are all going to DIE..or ascend..depending on which drug/god/ or mushroom they have taken bowed to or eaten accidentally. They worship lensflares as some sort of God This year they are coming a close second to the RAPTURE tards for sheer TARDNESS and are PROOF that the human body CAN FUNCTION without a single working braincell. Then we have the MUSLIM TARDS...who like to strap on the plastic..the kind that goes BOOM..and blow up people in the name of some shop called "allahs snackbar" where the "food is great"..who like to use blunt knives on the necks of those who wont eat there...who would bring about world peace only by obliterating every living human..cause even IF the world converted totally to islam..they would all fight to the DEATH over their different sects. Then we have the NEW AGE LIGHTWORKER TARDS...who DESPITE the fact that the WORLD is going down the fucking DRAIN..INSIST its all an illusion and that some green men from outer space (Spacegoat herders) will land and insist we take them to our leaders...and they TOO..for the last TWENTY YEARS..have been ANNALLY RAPED again and again..by the WRONG AGAIN RAPIST... These are the four MAIN groups of TARDS. |
| Generation Doom User ID: 20816248 United States12/17/2012 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | tard = citizen of GLP. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30108220 United States12/17/2012 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Doomalicious One fry shy of a Happy Meal User ID: 1376927 United States12/17/2012 01:13 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a eatshitandscratchyourlittlenutstard SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are! "Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman "The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto “Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill “Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill “One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman Every man has a right to utter what he thinks is truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. - Samuel Johnson |
| RaXz User ID: 2557891  Netherlands12/17/2012 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because of tardtards. “Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.” -Nicholas Sparks Envy yearns to find flaws. -Wayne Gerard Trotman “We never look beyond our assumptions and what's worse, we have given up trying to meet others; we just meet ourselves.” -Muriel Barbery "I may just be a little candle In your life. I may burn out and melt after a little while. But I wish within that time, My light touches your heart... Even for a while..." -unknown |
| Generation Doom User ID: 20816248 United States12/17/2012 01:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP = tardtard. |
| #Geomagnetic_Storm# "Official SunTard" User ID: 1426914 United States12/17/2012 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| StormeyGoddess User ID: 22004193 United States12/17/2012 01:21 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia12/17/2012 01:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Doomalicious One fry shy of a Happy Meal User ID: 1376927 United States12/17/2012 01:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am laughing so hard sorry! I have nooooooooo clue how my comment got under your post. Disregard buddy :) SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are! "Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman "The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto “Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill “Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill “One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman Every man has a right to utter what he thinks is truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. - Samuel Johnson |
| #Geomagnetic_Storm# "Official SunTard" User ID: 1426914 United States12/17/2012 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 80172 United States12/17/2012 01:44 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com]  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29125921  New Zealand12/17/2012 01:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is many tards, I fall into most including "Re" SunTard = Solar Doom Lover MarketTard = Market Doom Lover Elenintard = Comet Elenin Lover Nibirutard = Nibiru/Planet-X Lover Christtard = crazy christian Tardtard = Someone who gets upset by being labeled one of these TypoTard = Someone how points out a spelling mistake and acts like it debunks your theroy Doomtard = General Doom Lover Fukutard = Meltdown Lover Moontard = Moon Doom Lover Olaftard = Someone who understands spam Threadtards = Loving a Thread more than life itself QuakeTard = Earthquake Doomer Lover Mathtard = Loves Math, usally post shit like: (6/3(1+32+4+3+5+6)(4+2-7/(5+9)/(0-0)+0-2/1) = 9 Numbertards = When any random equation fits a doom date, eg: 1+19 + 3x3 = 2012 Atheisttard = Finds the story of the magical man in the sky a little bit fucked up Jupitard = one who believe's in Jupiter Ignition event. Occupytards = OWS Lovers (See OWS) Chemtard = Chemtrail watchers(See Chemtarils) Contards = people who believe Chemtrails ate Contrails (see both Above) PinTards = A GLP'er who's sole purpose in life is to get that pin. pin me,pin me! Heirrotards = El Heirro tsunami Doom wachers Zetatard = see batshit crazy Paultard = Ron Paul Lover DreamTard = Dreaming of DOOM events and post next morning on GLP Tunneltards = The ones that are sure the US is covered by thousands of miles of underground tunnels. Linking what?That is secret Worrytard = needs valium... Racetards = People who imediatly point to a hate crime when more than one race is involved, Thread title includes "Guess the race" etc Pleaseunbanemetards = People who beg to be unbaned(see Bane) Debristard = People who think the comet Elenin debris alignment will cause doom. Rometards = People that thing smashing and burning their country will help the economy Tepcotards = people that think that doom is not apparent at fukushima Protestard = Protesting cause you friends girlfiend is.. HAARPtards = all EQ's are caused by HAARP, dispite refuting evidence of EQ's Befor HAARP was built Ranttard = someone constantly on-off topic..... or a shill.. or totally out there..... constantly..... lol Denialtard = no radiation ..... Generaltard = Generally Loves Doom Questiontard = "i am (such and such) ask me a question....." Jobtards = People who complain that they can't find a job with their BA in protest studies Magmatards = General volcano doom lover.. SnowCleaningtards = new age crap.. Auroratards = Lovers of high latitude aurora's Spectatortards = those with half a head with five cents into the conversation with nothing really obvious to add... love it.... GLPtards = People that think disrespecting GLP and the Mods is acceptable(fuckers) RandomPosttards = someone who post absolute randomness Clocktards = People that claim to see 11:11 everytime they look at a clock, 3:33 is also common Horsetard = I assume people that like horses CAPSTARD = FEELS THE NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS, USALLY CAUSED BY FAT MENTAL DISORDER Nobodytards = Some bullshit anout the "Nobody" that is supposed to be somebody |
| weasel keeper User ID: 29707143 United States12/17/2012 01:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| StormeyGoddess User ID: 22004193 United States12/17/2012 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is many tards, I fall into most including "Re" Quoting: Doommincus Maximus SunTard = Solar Doom Lover MarketTard = Market Doom Lover Elenintard = Comet Elenin Lover Nibirutard = Nibiru/Planet-X Lover Christtard = crazy christian Tardtard = Someone who gets upset by being labeled one of these TypoTard = Someone how points out a spelling mistake and acts like it debunks your theroy Doomtard = General Doom Lover Fukutard = Meltdown Lover Moontard = Moon Doom Lover Olaftard = Someone who understands spam Threadtards = Loving a Thread more than life itself QuakeTard = Earthquake Doomer Lover Mathtard = Loves Math, usally post shit like: (6/3(1+32+4+3+5+6)(4+2-7/(5+9)/(0-0)+0-2/1) = 9 Numbertards = When any random equation fits a doom date, eg: 1+19 + 3x3 = 2012 Atheisttard = Finds the story of the magical man in the sky a little bit fucked up Jupitard = one who believe's in Jupiter Ignition event. Occupytards = OWS Lovers (See OWS) Chemtard = Chemtrail watchers(See Chemtarils) Contards = people who believe Chemtrails ate Contrails (see both Above) PinTards = A GLP'er who's sole purpose in life is to get that pin. pin me,pin me! Heirrotards = El Heirro tsunami Doom wachers Zetatard = see batshit crazy Paultard = Ron Paul Lover DreamTard = Dreaming of DOOM events and post next morning on GLP Tunneltards = The ones that are sure the US is covered by thousands of miles of underground tunnels. Linking what?That is secret Worrytard = needs valium... Racetards = People who imediatly point to a hate crime when more than one race is involved, Thread title includes "Guess the race" etc Pleaseunbanemetards = People who beg to be unbaned(see Bane) Debristard = People who think the comet Elenin debris alignment will cause doom. Rometards = People that thing smashing and burning their country will help the economy Tepcotards = people that think that doom is not apparent at fukushima Protestard = Protesting cause you friends girlfiend is.. HAARPtards = all EQ's are caused by HAARP, dispite refuting evidence of EQ's Befor HAARP was built Ranttard = someone constantly on-off topic..... or a shill.. or totally out there..... constantly..... lol Denialtard = no radiation ..... Generaltard = Generally Loves Doom Questiontard = "i am (such and such) ask me a question....." Jobtards = People who complain that they can't find a job with their BA in protest studies Magmatards = General volcano doom lover.. SnowCleaningtards = new age crap.. Auroratards = Lovers of high latitude aurora's Spectatortards = those with half a head with five cents into the conversation with nothing really obvious to add... love it.... GLPtards = People that think disrespecting GLP and the Mods is acceptable(fuckers) RandomPosttards = someone who post absolute randomness Clocktards = People that claim to see 11:11 everytime they look at a clock, 3:33 is also common Horsetard = I assume people that like horses CAPSTARD = FEELS THE NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS, USALLY CAUSED BY FAT MENTAL DISORDER Nobodytards = Some bullshit anout the "Nobody" that is supposed to be somebody Fucking love this!!!!! This should be it's own THREAD with a permanant PIN!!!!!! When in doubt, be kind. When you are certain, be even more so. "As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.” |
| OhlongJohnson User ID: 22690246 United States12/17/2012 06:42 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30177599  France12/17/2012 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29317600 United States12/17/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1310035 New Zealand12/17/2012 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is many tards, I fall into most including "Re" Quoting: Doommincus Maximus SunTard = Solar Doom Lover MarketTard = Market Doom Lover Elenintard = Comet Elenin Lover Nibirutard = Nibiru/Planet-X Lover Christtard = crazy christian Tardtard = Someone who gets upset by being labeled one of these TypoTard = Someone how points out a spelling mistake and acts like it debunks your theroy Doomtard = General Doom Lover Fukutard = Meltdown Lover Moontard = Moon Doom Lover Olaftard = Someone who understands spam Threadtards = Loving a Thread more than life itself QuakeTard = Earthquake Doomer Lover Mathtard = Loves Math, usally post shit like: (6/3(1+32+4+3+5+6)(4+2-7/(5+9)/(0-0)+0-2/1) = 9 Numbertards = When any random equation fits a doom date, eg: 1+19 + 3x3 = 2012 Atheisttard = Finds the story of the magical man in the sky a little bit fucked up Jupitard = one who believe's in Jupiter Ignition event. Occupytards = OWS Lovers (See OWS) Chemtard = Chemtrail watchers(See Chemtarils) Contards = people who believe Chemtrails ate Contrails (see both Above) PinTards = A GLP'er who's sole purpose in life is to get that pin. pin me,pin me! Heirrotards = El Heirro tsunami Doom wachers Zetatard = see batshit crazy Paultard = Ron Paul Lover DreamTard = Dreaming of DOOM events and post next morning on GLP Tunneltards = The ones that are sure the US is covered by thousands of miles of underground tunnels. Linking what?That is secret Worrytard = needs valium... Racetards = People who imediatly point to a hate crime when more than one race is involved, Thread title includes "Guess the race" etc Pleaseunbanemetards = People who beg to be unbaned(see Bane) Debristard = People who think the comet Elenin debris alignment will cause doom. Rometards = People that thing smashing and burning their country will help the economy Tepcotards = people that think that doom is not apparent at fukushima Protestard = Protesting cause you friends girlfiend is.. HAARPtards = all EQ's are caused by HAARP, dispite refuting evidence of EQ's Befor HAARP was built Ranttard = someone constantly on-off topic..... or a shill.. or totally out there..... constantly..... lol Denialtard = no radiation ..... Generaltard = Generally Loves Doom Questiontard = "i am (such and such) ask me a question....." Jobtards = People who complain that they can't find a job with their BA in protest studies Magmatards = General volcano doom lover.. SnowCleaningtards = new age crap.. Auroratards = Lovers of high latitude aurora's Spectatortards = those with half a head with five cents into the conversation with nothing really obvious to add... love it.... GLPtards = People that think disrespecting GLP and the Mods is acceptable(fuckers) RandomPosttards = someone who post absolute randomness Clocktards = People that claim to see 11:11 everytime they look at a clock, 3:33 is also common Horsetard = I assume people that like horses CAPSTARD = FEELS THE NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS, USALLY CAUSED BY FAT MENTAL DISORDER Nobodytards = Some bullshit anout the "Nobody" that is supposed to be somebody Fucking love this!!!!! This should be it's own THREAD with a permanant PIN!!!!!! It is, look in my signature |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28208369 United States12/17/2012 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is many tards, I fall into most including "Re" Quoting: Doommincus Maximus SunTard = Solar Doom Lover MarketTard = Market Doom Lover Elenintard = Comet Elenin Lover Nibirutard = Nibiru/Planet-X Lover Christtard = crazy christian Tardtard = Someone who gets upset by being labeled one of these TypoTard = Someone how points out a spelling mistake and acts like it debunks your theroy Doomtard = General Doom Lover Fukutard = Meltdown Lover Moontard = Moon Doom Lover Olaftard = Someone who understands spam Threadtards = Loving a Thread more than life itself QuakeTard = Earthquake Doomer Lover Mathtard = Loves Math, usally post shit like: (6/3(1+32+4+3+5+6)(4+2-7/(5+9)/(0-0)+0-2/1) = 9 Numbertards = When any random equation fits a doom date, eg: 1+19 + 3x3 = 2012 Atheisttard = Finds the story of the magical man in the sky a little bit fucked up Jupitard = one who believe's in Jupiter Ignition event. Occupytards = OWS Lovers (See OWS) Chemtard = Chemtrail watchers(See Chemtarils) Contards = people who believe Chemtrails ate Contrails (see both Above) PinTards = A GLP'er who's sole purpose in life is to get that pin. pin me,pin me! Heirrotards = El Heirro tsunami Doom wachers Zetatard = see batshit crazy Paultard = Ron Paul Lover DreamTard = Dreaming of DOOM events and post next morning on GLP Tunneltards = The ones that are sure the US is covered by thousands of miles of underground tunnels. Linking what?That is secret Worrytard = needs valium... Racetards = People who imediatly point to a hate crime when more than one race is involved, Thread title includes "Guess the race" etc Pleaseunbanemetards = People who beg to be unbaned(see Bane) Debristard = People who think the comet Elenin debris alignment will cause doom. Rometards = People that thing smashing and burning their country will help the economy Tepcotards = people that think that doom is not apparent at fukushima Protestard = Protesting cause you friends girlfiend is.. HAARPtards = all EQ's are caused by HAARP, dispite refuting evidence of EQ's Befor HAARP was built Ranttard = someone constantly on-off topic..... or a shill.. or totally out there..... constantly..... lol Denialtard = no radiation ..... Generaltard = Generally Loves Doom Questiontard = "i am (such and such) ask me a question....." Jobtards = People who complain that they can't find a job with their BA in protest studies Magmatards = General volcano doom lover.. SnowCleaningtards = new age crap.. Auroratards = Lovers of high latitude aurora's Spectatortards = those with half a head with five cents into the conversation with nothing really obvious to add... love it.... GLPtards = People that think disrespecting GLP and the Mods is acceptable(fuckers) RandomPosttards = someone who post absolute randomness Clocktards = People that claim to see 11:11 everytime they look at a clock, 3:33 is also common Horsetard = I assume people that like horses CAPSTARD = FEELS THE NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS, USALLY CAUSED BY FAT MENTAL DISORDER Nobodytards = Some bullshit anout the "Nobody" that is supposed to be somebody Fucking love this!!!!! This should be it's own THREAD with a permanant PIN!!!!!! YEP, GREAT POST MUST BE A COMPILATIONTARD OR LISTARD |
