FIRST...


WE have the RAPTURE TARDS...every year at Rosh Hashanna WITHOUT FAIL..they grease up their anal passages to be FUCKED UP THE ASS by the WRONG AGAIN RAPIST...they LOVE it..they LOVE being WRONG and LOVE being TARDS. They are back again this year AGAIN comepeting once more for the TARD of the YEAR award as usual. They usually win BTW. LAST year one of their champions had his own TARD trophy handed to him for his failed (As ususal) may 21st load of utter TARDNESS. We all know who THAT was dont we?


Then we have the ELENIN/NIBIRU/BROWN DWARF tards. They usually work hand in hand with the RAPTURE tards, although some of them are NEW AGE tards and have their own ideas on WHY we are all going to DIE..or ascend..depending on which drug/god/ or mushroom they have taken bowed to or eaten accidentally. They worship lensflares as some sort of God This year they are coming a close second to the RAPTURE tards for sheer TARDNESS and are PROOF that the human body CAN FUNCTION without a single working braincell.


Then we have the MUSLIM TARDS...who like to strap on the plastic..the kind that goes BOOM..and blow up people in the name of some shop called "allahs snackbar" where the "food is great"..who like to use blunt knives on the necks of those who wont eat there...who would bring about world peace only by obliterating every living human..cause even IF the world converted totally to islam..they would all fight to the DEATH over their different sects.


Then we have the NEW AGE LIGHTWORKER TARDS...who DESPITE the fact that the WORLD is going down the fucking DRAIN..INSIST its all an illusion and that some green men from outer space (Spacegoat herders) will land and insist we take them to our leaders...and they TOO..for the last TWENTY YEARS..have been ANNALLY RAPED again and again..by the WRONG AGAIN RAPIST...

These are the four MAIN groups of TARDS.