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A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person."

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation!
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Love it.

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Love it.

cool2
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i know right!!
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1rof1
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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1rof1
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i with ya
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12/17/2012 02:18 AM
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Total WIN!!!
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12/17/2012 02:26 AM
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yeah like the black guy would just sit there all quiet while it all went down. he would go ape shit. but not as ape shit as a black woman of course.

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yeah like the black guy would just sit there all quiet while it all went down. he would go ape shit. but not as ape shit as a black woman of course.

cruise
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:buckwheat1:
Eu não posso viver Eu não posso respirar, a menos que você faça isso comigo
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I just threw up in my mouth a little
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im sure he had his large loomis out.stroking it gently
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lmao
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Love it.

cool2
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i know right!!
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banana



I love a twist...although I knew it was coming. I enjoyed it just the same.



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Last Edited by Seer777 on 12/17/2012 02:36 AM
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Nice, love it.
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Its an old urban legend, but a nice one.
"Fortune, honour, beauty, youth
are but blossoms dying.
Wanton pleasures, doting love
are but shadows flying."

---Thomas Campion
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1rof1
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i with ya
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Didn't see the ending coming. Made it all the better! cheers
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person."

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5414051

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss​ss5a
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nice story

too bad it is complete fiction - I mean come on? In this politically correct society this would never happen in real life.
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A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person."

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5414051


Thank you.
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12/17/2012 03:22 AM
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norespect
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burnit
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
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nice story

too bad it is complete fiction - I mean come on? In this politically correct society this would never happen in real life.
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Seriously?! you thought this was real? Please tell me you don't have kids and that you're not going to either. Civilization is already infested with too many morons and it doesn't need you to add to that.



putin
I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.

I'd rather be judged by 12, then carried by 6.
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too bad it is complete fiction
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Seriously?! you thought this was real?
 Quoting: Smashy76


Does it matter?

I mean really?


Man enjoys their Fiction.



Hence...TV, Movies, Video Games, Novels, Arts......


Keep moving forward ------>

Perception is Everything.

transition
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
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nice story

too bad it is complete fiction - I mean come on? In this politically correct society this would never happen in real life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23513038


I think you are correct...how could anybody give a standing ovation when you cannot stand upright in front of your chair?
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12/17/2012 03:41 AM
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This is the oldest copy+pasta in the fucking world... and it's not even a good one.

Just a brainwashed liberal fantasy.
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12/17/2012 03:46 AM
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Just a brainwashed liberal fantasy.

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Is it?

Or perhaps just intolerance?

hmm



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busey

lol
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A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person."

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5414051


They were clapping in relief cause they knew their wallets were safe and also because they knew the rich bastards in first class were gonna get THIERS flogged,

FULL of win.
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[b]Are you the beast, are you sleeping with the beast? ARE YOU THE FUTURE ANTICHRIST or the big 666 or are you just a normal boring teenager.


COME SEE IF YOUR NAME CALCULATES 666

The keywords for google are: "ANTICHRIST CALCULATOR"

This is the best way to help you remember how to find it without a link.

devil6

[link to www.google.com]
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quick,more un-deserved privileges for people who happen to be black!

jerkit