A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a big black negro. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this big black negro." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."

About 10 minutes went by and the big black negro started shooking and jiving, shouting honky this, and cracker that. the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, there is one in first class but these people have paid extra so as not to have to put up with negros. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to a negro, the captain has agreed for you to make the switch to first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the air marshall and said, "The negros a muslim and he got a gun." Quick as a flash the air marshall tasered the uppity negro, handcuffed him and dragged him off the plane, to be hauled off to negro university.

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation!