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It turns out the Mayan calendar was true - (spoof video?)

 
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The NASA vid says that the Mayan Calendar is like the car odometer , thats rubbish . The question remains ,why did the Mayan back date the calendar to 3114 BC? , the period when they did not even exist as a society or may be even a tribe ! I mean they can start with day one and year one on the day they conceive the calendar , why need to back date to 3114 BC.? The only possible answer is they express the calendar in one complete cycle but what? A cosmic cycle ?
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galactic cycle : 26k years.

11+11 : galactic day and night
2+2 : spiritual elevation/wisdom (toroidal photon belt needs 2 thousand years to get through)

11+2+11+2 = 26k years to do the complete cycle.

actually this 12th cycle ends on 21 and we enter in the 13th cycle of 26k years if i get it right, the 13th revolution around the central sun of our galaxy.

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People on the ship "Titanic" thought until the collison: "Nothing will happen to this unsinkable ship!"

Try to not to speculate so much this week, stay focused so that you can absorb the situation, there's a lot of energy invested in that date, things will pop.
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from what others are saying this is a spoof...


Although obviously a tongue-in-cheek message to her countrymen, there are many who are genuinely concerned about the imminent apocalypse.

TO MANY 21 December 2012 may be no more than another day in the lead up to Christmas. A day to make sure the last of the Christmas shopping is done, the turkey bought and the tree decorated. To others, 21 December 2012 will mark the possible end to civilization as we know it.

Popularised by the disaster epic 2012, there is a phenomenon sweeping the globe that suggests the end of a 5125 year long cycle in the Mayan calendar on 21 December will also bring about the end of the world. Now, it seems, our own Prime Minister Julia Gillard may be among the believers. In a video recorded for Triple J, the PM tells concerned viewers that yes, the world is indeed about to end.

“My dear remaining fellow Australians the end of the world is coming,” Ms Gillard said. “It turns out the Mayan calendar was true.” Just what exactly will cause the end of the world is still under debate on the internet. Proposed theories include a collision with a planet called ‘Nibiru’, giant solar storms or the reversal of the Earth’s rotational pull.

In her video message Ms Gillard suggests some further options. “Whether the final blow comes from flesh eating zombies, demonic hell beasts… good luck to you all,” she says. [link to www.australiantimes.co.uk]
 Quoting: SeaPunk

Holy shit! LMAO! She's a fucking riot! Oh how I miss the days of Ronald Reagan's LOL humor.
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She's a retard not a riot.
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she's not retarded.. they have an impairment... she is just... just... a discrace as a leader of state....

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The NASA vid says that the Mayan Calendar is like the car odometer , thats rubbish . The question remains ,why did the Mayan back date the calendar to 3114 BC? , the period when they did not even exist as a society or may be even a tribe ! I mean they can start with day one and year one on the day they conceive the calendar , why need to back date to 3114 BC.? The only possible answer is they express the calendar in one complete cycle but what? A cosmic cycle ?
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flash
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there is no "truth" about 2012.
there is no "2012"
its just a year, like any other. but it keeps the sheeps occupied pretty well.

pls wake up, for yourself, for us...
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from what others are saying this is a spoof...


Although obviously a tongue-in-cheek message to her countrymen, there are many who are genuinely concerned about the imminent apocalypse.

TO MANY 21 December 2012 may be no more than another day in the lead up to Christmas. A day to make sure the last of the Christmas shopping is done, the turkey bought and the tree decorated. To others, 21 December 2012 will mark the possible end to civilization as we know it.

Popularised by the disaster epic 2012, there is a phenomenon sweeping the globe that suggests the end of a 5125 year long cycle in the Mayan calendar on 21 December will also bring about the end of the world. Now, it seems, our own Prime Minister Julia Gillard may be among the believers. In a video recorded for Triple J, the PM tells concerned viewers that yes, the world is indeed about to end.

“My dear remaining fellow Australians the end of the world is coming,” Ms Gillard said. “It turns out the Mayan calendar was true.” Just what exactly will cause the end of the world is still under debate on the internet. Proposed theories include a collision with a planet called ‘Nibiru’, giant solar storms or the reversal of the Earth’s rotational pull.

In her video message Ms Gillard suggests some further options. “Whether the final blow comes from flesh eating zombies, demonic hell beasts… good luck to you all,” she says. [link to www.australiantimes.co.uk]
 Quoting: SeaPunk

Holy shit! LMAO! She's a fucking riot! Oh how I miss the days of Ronald Reagan's LOL humor.
 Quoting: Éireann


She's a retard not a riot.
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Like 99% of the leaders of the world then
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Pretty inappropriate for the leader of our country to do a serious looking vid about this kind of thing, which raises serious suspicions about why they made this. It makes her look like a TOTAL MUPPET.

nothing to even hint at it being a joke, other than what she says. and many here would say that she was speaking the truth, but the average person would think that's absurb, of course.

truth hidden in plain sight. f you julia, no one i know likes you, so f off, you're not my leader.
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I agree. Totally inappropriate and not the slightest bit funny.
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Yes, Mayan calender is true but so is our own calender. And this is all it is; a CALENDER!

On 21-12 the 13th Baktun will end, the 14th will begin.

If the world would end verey Baktun cycle there was no 14th Baktun, neither a 13th Baktun.

End of doom (and I hope all BS Mayan doom threads)
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seems like many important people are 'spoofen' all over the place...





Russian Prime Minister Confirms Aliens Are Here 2012

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he is 100% serious and knows it wont be taken as it!
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the earth is about to shed its crust, and turn into a second sun.
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Pretty inappropriate for the leader of our country to do a serious looking vid about this kind of thing, which raises serious suspicions about why they made this. It makes her look like a TOTAL MUPPET.

nothing to even hint at it being a joke, other than what she says. and many here would say that she was speaking the truth, but the average person would think that's absurb, of course.

truth hidden in plain sight. f you julia, no one i know likes you, so f off, you're not my leader.
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Clearly a Liberal voter.........they are well known to lack a sense of humour
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Antichrist is referenced as "The Destroyer"

likewise as/is Nibiru

correlate that if you dare

fit's like the glove

snug

once yer in

YER ALL IN
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it was a joke for a breakfast radio show (Triple J) :

[link to www.globalpost.com]

[link to www.npr.org]

old news
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yeah well so be it

jokes on them in this event

no holds barred
oh the irony...
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Satire is an instrument of the state...with that in mind, remember the 'new age' adage that 'they' have to tell you what's going to happen, well...I've given you the premises, you conclude the argument.
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what's to argue?

case in point?

not even on a good day

those who believe they've got the cat by the tail can afford to make light of our future tense

and in the doing make clear the fact that they've got no clue at all in truth

all that edge they've stolen along the way will hang them in the end

squarely

come what may

and Will
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The Mayans believe the world has already went through four cycles, each ended with a different disaster, we are at the very end of the fifty cycle. Were they correct? Nobody lived long enough to tell (or somehow write it down), so it was a swift instant death.

gaahuhoh
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Disinfo exercise by a master.
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pity the fools

when they find their servants are their Masters...
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The Mayans believe the world has already went through four cycles, each ended with a different disaster, we are at the very end of the fifty cycle. Were they correct? Nobody lived long enough to tell (or somehow write it down), so it was a swift instant death.

gaahuhoh
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bump
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bsflag self claiming to be Mahdi is stupid and disinfo.

Mahdi is meant to appear in Mecca not on internet. dumbass

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<iframe width="420" height="315" src=" [link to www.youtube.com] frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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damn i fucked that all up
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damn i fucked that all up
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that the one?

it was a radio spoof for JJJ > alternative radio station.. why she did it, only the lizards know.....

and as an aside <op>.. you're on the gnomey list ;)

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NASA have also produced a YouTube video with David Morrison, NASA Space Scientist, confirming “there is no threat to Earth in 2012&#8243;.


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So basically he just told us in a Utube video to not believe anything you see on Utube.
norespect
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There is no such thing as a hugemongous planet that will arrive on the 21st.

There is no wormhole that will open on the 21st

I cannot fathom the number of people who have been fooled into thinking the world will end, who needs mindless zombies when the world has gone mad over superstition and is walking blindly along wth the sheep?

No wonder we can't mobilise for the betterment of earth when people are so gullible and beleieve anything you say.

Also if this really was the end times then why worry?
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I predict that on the 21st there will be an awakening, a awakening to the BULLSHIT this has been and mass employment changes for those involved.
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Pretty inappropriate for the leader of our country to do a serious looking vid about this kind of thing, which raises serious suspicions about why they made this. It makes her look like a TOTAL MUPPET.

nothing to even hint at it being a joke, other than what she says. and many here would say that she was speaking the truth, but the average person would think that's absurb, of course.

truth hidden in plain sight. f you julia, no one i know likes you, so f off, you're not my leader.
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That is exactly what I'm feeling...

"Pretty inappropriate for the leader of our country to do a serious looking vid about this kind of thing"


Why the hell would a world leader behave like this?
Not funny at all...
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It's been explained that the Mayan calendar marks time and astronomical events, such as eclipses. When it ends, it's the ending of the time (era, age) the calendar gives information on. At it's ending, a new age comes, similar to when you hang your calendar on the wall, flip the expired month over as it ends and another begins, and at the end of December it's no longer usable for the next year (era, age...if you will). The Mayan calendar does not make any predictions of disasters, doom or the end of the world. Mayan prophecies are found in codexes. So, yes, the Mayan calendar is true...it's the information in the CODEX that is under question.
That said, it's the fact that these people were able to produce such a calendar...one that predicts astronomical events to within seconds. Where did they get this knowledge? THATS what intrigues me! If the information of the calendar is so accurate, then what of the information found in the codex? Is it from the same source (who or whatever that might be)? Is it specific or is it symbolic? I don't know, but we shall see in a few days.
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ofcourse it is a spoof
it's not always the best idea to blend politics and humor, politics is hilarious enough as it is.

but in the spirit of GLP, you just might never know!
maybe she knows something

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