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Anyone want a free upgrade? Best joke wins!! - Winner = notinfallible
Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP.

Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :)

Competition closes tonight (usa time)
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Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP.

Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :)
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Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP.

Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :)
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You're leaving for good? Why?
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP.

Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :)
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Ok, I'll take a shot, my subscription runs out in 3 days


Now the joke, Doommincus, do you know what moth balls smell like?
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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i want a money on my paypal instead an upgrade here
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12/17/2012 03:13 AM
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Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP.

Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :)
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


why you leaving?

please explain
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12/17/2012 03:14 AM
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Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP.

Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :)
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Ok, I'll take a shot, my subscription runs out in 3 days


Now the joke, Doommincus, do you know what moth balls smell like?
 Quoting: mathetes


Not sure, you would need a small nose to smell them wouldnt you?
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I need to renew my ranger status pls
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why not get your boyfriend hawk o to hit ya up?
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i want a money on my paypal instead an upgrade here
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Best joke so far
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Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP.

Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :)
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Ok, I'll take a shot, my subscription runs out in 3 days


Now the joke, Doommincus, do you know what moth balls smell like?
 Quoting: mathetes


Not sure, you would need a small nose to smell them wouldnt you?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


lol....... how do you get their little legs apart to smell them?
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Two tampons were crossing the street. They see a friend. Which one waves?





Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.


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Two tampons were crossing the street. They see a friend. Which one waves?





Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.


:)
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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12/17/2012 03:21 AM
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Knock, knock...
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12/17/2012 03:22 AM
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Knock, knock...
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whos there?
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Knock, knock...
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whos there?
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Fuck off.
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12/17/2012 03:24 AM

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Marriage is like a pack of cards

In begins with hearts and diamonds

but when it ends,

all you want is a club and a spade.
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Knock, knock...
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whos there?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18065792


were you up all night writing that?
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Marriage is like a pack of cards

In begins with hearts and diamonds

but when it ends,

all you want is a club and a spade.
.
 Quoting: Lamplite


rofl
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Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church.
The priest says "We don't allow Higgs Boson in here!"
Higgs Boson says "But how can you have mass without me?"
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12/17/2012 03:25 AM
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Knock, knock...
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whos there?
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Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18065792


cruise
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12/17/2012 03:29 AM
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i have no joke and i am new to this site.

but i would like a upgrade, because i have a big collection of funny .gif's, which i cannot use without the smiley upload function.
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The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. Lying in the dirt with a broken leg, terrified of the approaching enemy, the soldier called out: "All you saints in heaven, help me get up on my horse!" Then, with superhuman effort, he leaped onto the horse's back and fell off the other side. Once again on the ground, he called to the heavens: "All right, just half of you this time!"
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why is it impossible for a blond girl to open a can of orange juice?























cos on the can it says 'concentrate'.


from someone here at glp: Marriage is like being a prison guard in the asylum..., it always ends in screaming:)
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what a bunch of fucking seaguls..


mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
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12/17/2012 03:31 AM
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There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?
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12/17/2012 03:31 AM
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Knock, knock...
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whos there?
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18065792


cruise

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12/17/2012 03:31 AM
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Give the Panda an Upgrade angel3 btw why you leaving. didn't have enough time to read the thread was rushing to get my place in this thread for the upgrade aha
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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inscotland
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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:inscotland:
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cruise

OK, I will accept funny ass gif/smilys too

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