Anyone want a free upgrade? Best joke wins!! - Winner = notinfallible

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Last Edited by mrmuffins69 on 12/17/2012 03:10 AM

You're leaving for good? Why?

I need to renew my ranger status pls

Ok, I'll take a shot, my subscription runs out in 3 days


Now the joke, Doommincus, do you know what moth balls smell like?

i want a money on my paypal instead an upgrade here

why you leaving?

please explain

Not sure, you would need a small nose to smell them wouldnt you?

why not get your boyfriend hawk o to hit ya up?

Best joke so far

lol....... how do you get their little legs apart to smell them?

Two tampons were crossing the street. They see a friend. Which one waves?





Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.


:)

We have a new leader

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Knock, knock...

whos there?

Fuck off.

Marriage is like a pack of cards

In begins with hearts and diamonds

but when it ends,

all you want is a club and a spade.
.

were you up all night writing that?

Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church.
The priest says "We don't allow Higgs Boson in here!"
Higgs Boson says "But how can you have mass without me?"

i have no joke and i am new to this site.

but i would like a upgrade, because i have a big collection of funny .gif's, which i cannot use without the smiley upload function.

The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. Lying in the dirt with a broken leg, terrified of the approaching enemy, the soldier called out: "All you saints in heaven, help me get up on my horse!" Then, with superhuman effort, he leaped onto the horse's back and fell off the other side. Once again on the ground, he called to the heavens: "All right, just half of you this time!"

why is it impossible for a blond girl to open a can of orange juice?























cos on the can it says 'concentrate'.


from someone here at glp: Marriage is like being a prison guard in the asylum..., it always ends in screaming:)

what a bunch of fucking seaguls..


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There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal?

Give the Panda an Upgrade btw why you leaving. didn't have enough time to read the thread was rushing to get my place in this thread for the upgrade aha