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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30110945 Australia 12/17/2012 03:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP. Quoting: Doommincus Maximus Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :) why you leaving? please explain fine....then don't tell me you cunt. Why do you care? well you're part of the furniture aint ya. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 29125921 New Zealand 12/17/2012 03:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27250682 Is it wrong that I laughed out loud at this? its quite clever, Jamal is clearly the same color as the table thats why they didn't see him right?? question is what color is the table? |
Dapurps User ID: 26604792 Canada 12/17/2012 03:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are 3 apples on a table. Jamal takes 2. What color is Jamal? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27250682 Is it wrong that I laughed out loud at this? its quite clever, Jamal is clearly the same color as the table thats why they didn't see him right?? question is what color is the table? Just turn the lights off and tell Jamal to smile. If all you see is his teeth we have an answer. Oh god im going to hell ahah "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." :ftwpanda: dapurps |
2be0rnot2be User ID: 29651776 United States 12/17/2012 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Daddy, how was I born ? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story. 101icu |
Nyarlathotep User ID: 20053617 United States 12/17/2012 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OOO! I definitely could use an Upgrade :) Okay Here: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you. |
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Smashy76 User ID: 28768606 Canada 12/17/2012 03:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Joke- What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Punchline- A pimple will only come on your face AFTER you're 13!!! Joke- A Mexican and an Afro American are in a car. Who's driving? Punchline- Cops! Joke- How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Punchline- Wana go for a bike ride? Joke- What's the difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus? Punchline- It only takes ONE nail to hang to the picture.. Every time I make racist jokes, I feel bad. I really shouldn't cause when I was growing up, my best friend was black... Then my dad sold him! If anyone's offended, read my signature.. I hate everyone equally. But truth be known, I look at racist jokes, as an equality and something that isn't really racist. Why? cause I don't treat any race other than my own any differently. Everyone and every culture is a target.. It's all in jokes bad taste or not..Don't take it personally I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally. I'd rather be judged by 12, then carried by 6. |
Dapurps User ID: 26604792 Canada 12/17/2012 03:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Daddy, how was I born ? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story. Quoting: 2be0rnot2be Im saving this. "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." :ftwpanda: dapurps |
Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 80172 United States 12/17/2012 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] that person wants the ability to upload custom avatars so they can get a Santa Hat _______________________ |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 29125921 New Zealand 12/17/2012 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Daddy, how was I born ? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story. Quoting: 2be0rnot2be So Nortons anti-virus is an abortionist? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 29125921 New Zealand 12/17/2012 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Quoting: Dr. Acula that person wants the ability to upload custom avatars so they can get a Santa Hat Then he(I assume he because its the internet) better be funny :) |
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Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 80172 United States 12/17/2012 03:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Quoting: Dr. Acula that person wants the ability to upload custom avatars so they can get a Santa Hat Then he(I assume he because its the internet) better be funny :) lol i dont know them but i'll tell a joke on their behalf If I win... they get they get the prize? lol "A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as fuck didn't!" " Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 12/17/2012 03:51 AM _______________________ |
notinfallible User ID: 30106402 United States 12/17/2012 03:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says to the man, "Excuse me sir, I've never been fucked and in my condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?" So the man kicks her into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked." Brawndo's got electrolytes. |
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Dapurps User ID: 26604792 Canada 12/17/2012 03:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.'' So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution." ''Why?' asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts." "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." :ftwpanda: dapurps |