Anyone want a free upgrade? Best joke wins!! - Winner = notinfallible

fine....then don't tell me you cunt.

Why do you care?

haha for some people don't even get it :P

Hey, you can't leave all of us here by ourselves! We need you muscle men in your knight suits.

well you're part of the furniture aint ya.

:greedy:

sure feels like it sometimes :)

Is it wrong that I laughed out loud at this?

World leaders are saying that Romania is 50 years back then other countries, So the doom here will be after 50 y...:)come here.

Hahahahahahahaha no it's not...I think I'll make an entire thread regarding the topic

its quite clever, Jamal is clearly the same color as the table thats why they didn't see him right??




question is what color is the table?

Just turn the lights off and tell Jamal to smile. If all you see is his teeth we have an answer. Oh god im going to hell ahah

Daddy, how was I born ? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.

OOO! I definitely could use an Upgrade :)

Okay Here:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

No need to rush guys I will be picking the winner tonight (US time) tomorrow NZ time.

as long as bad karma rangers don't ruin it.

Joke- What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

Punchline- A pimple will only come on your face AFTER you're 13!!!


Joke- A Mexican and an Afro American are in a car. Who's driving?

Punchline- Cops!


Joke- How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Punchline- Wana go for a bike ride?

Joke- What's the difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus?


Punchline- It only takes ONE nail to hang to the picture..


Every time I make racist jokes, I feel bad. I really shouldn't cause when I was growing up, my best friend was black...
Then my dad sold him!

If anyone's offended, read my signature.. I hate everyone equally. But truth be known, I look at racist jokes, as an equality and something that isn't really racist. Why? cause I don't treat any race other than my own any differently. Everyone and every culture is a target.. It's all in jokes bad taste or not..Don't take it personally

Im saving this.

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

that person wants the ability to upload custom avatars so they can get a Santa Hat

So Nortons anti-virus is an abortionist?

Then he(I assume he because its the internet) better be funny :)

Milk Milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made.

Okay im going to bed.

one more..........



Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Typically people say "Cause he's Blind!!"


Then I respond with.. NO! its cause he's Black!

one more..........



Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Typically people say "Cause he's Blind!!"


Then I respond with.. NO! its cause he's Black!

new leader :)

lol

i dont know them


but i'll tell a joke on their behalf


If I win... they get they get the prize? lol

"A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as fuck didn't!" "

Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 12/17/2012 03:51 AM

A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says to the man, "Excuse me sir, I've never been fucked and in my condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?" So the man kicks her into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked."

Nasa spent millions of $'s developing a pen that could write in 0 gravity for use in space. The Russian's just used a pensile.

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747!

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.

Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."